VEHICLES
Looted Rhino
Notes: Default. I believe this was to be Slugga voiced?
Unit_Complete1: Oi boyz! Look at what I found!!
Unit_Complete2: Day make em', we take 'em
Unit_Complete3: Dose guards ain't that great at guardin'
Unit_Complete4: HA! We still got a driver in 'ere! Poke 'em!
Unit_Complete5: I found a box o' cigs! Woopy!
Unit_Complete6: Whatcha think o' da paint job?
Unit_Complete7: Ready tot rash someone elses property, boss!
Selection1: Yeah boss?
Selection2: The Emprer's Rhino waportin' fer dooty!! HAHA!
Selection3: Where we off ta?
Selection4: Waintin 'ere!
Selection5: Suttin need doin?
Selection6: Yo?
Selection7: Wha ya want boss?
Move1: Time to see how fast dis thing can go!!
Move2: We'z rollin'!
Move3: What's da nought to fifty on dis?!
Move4: Rollin-rollin-rollin!
Move5: Dis iz ace!
Move6: Look - no 'andz!
Move7: Gotta mod dis an make it go quicker!
Attack1: Dis your's mate? TOUGH!
Attack2: Joinin da fight!!
Attack3: Gunnin der baddies!!
Attack4: Shootin' dem up!
Attack5: Ya dead already!
Attack6: Shootin at dem!
Attack7: Ha! You'z knackered now, mate!
Charge1: Runnin' dem over!
Charge2: Smashin into 'em!
Charge3: Dis iz boss!
Ability1: 'AVE IT!
Ability2: WAAAGH!!
Ability3: Quick! Quick! (panic-stricken)
Ability4: Giv dem da lot!
Ability5: Easy now! less be friendz!
Combat1: SMASH! HAHA!
Combat2: Ya chavvin' up da wrong trukk, mate!
Combat3: DON'T SCRATCH ME PAINT JOB!!
Death1: ARGH!.
Death2: We'z in TROUBLE!
Death3: I got a bad feeling
Death4: Uh-oh!
Looted Rampage
Notes: This will be a deep-voiced slugga with high-pitched tendancies when the blood gets going.
Unit_Complete1: Finda’z lootaz!
Unit_Complete2: Der wheelz – our Zzapperz!
Unit_Complete3: Ready ta rampage!
Unit_Complete4: Rampage ready!
Unit_Complete5: Ready to go rampant!
Unit_Complete6: Lemme at ‘em!
Unit_Complete7: ZZZZZZAP! ZZZZZZAP-ZAP!
Selection1: Yeah?
Selection2: Wot?
Selection3: Wossit now?
Selection4: Where to boss?
Selection5: Who needs Zzappin’?
Selection6: I reckon we got dis one boss!
Selection7: I wanna crush dem! Lemme crush dem!
Move1: On it!
Move2: On our way!
Move3: Betta be a fight der!
Move4: But what if der’z no one ta Zzap o’er der!
Move5: Zzap-crush-Zzap-crush!
Move6: Awrightz!
Move7: Maybe we can run sum o dem over on da way!
Attack1: DER DAY ARE! ZZAP ‘EM ZAPPER!
Attack2: EVER DIED BEFORE MATE?
Attack3: WAAAGH!
Attack4: Day’z az gud as dead!
Attack5: Rollin’ in!
Attack6: (snugly) Consid (consider) yaself Zzapped!
Attack7: ZZAP DEEEEM!
Charge1: I’LL FLATTEN YOU GITS!
Charge2: GET MASHED!!
Charge3: HAHAHAHAHHA!
Ability1: DO IT!
Ability2: Get a loada dis!
Ability3: Naffin’ll (nothing will) get through!
Ability4: Better look next time!
Ability5: Didn’t expect dat, did ya?
Combat1: AAAAAHAHAHHA!
Combat2: I DON’T ENVY YOU!
Combat3: I LIKE IT!!!!
Death1: No! NOOO!
Death2: AAAARGH!
Death3: AH CRAP!
Death4: WHAT DA? NOOOO!
Flakk Gun
Notes: Three Characters to play: [s] your da boss of the rig your mean you love the thrill of shooting down anything in the sky it's like your on a 24/7 suger rush when you hit something and kill it. [G] you just want to please the driver as if not you maywell be target practice for his next time but you dont mind fighting the other grots and making them look bad your hyper scared exited. [D] your the 2nd around ere but your only ere for driving the gunner to the best kill spots so you will laff and joke with him yet still want to kick his teeth out as he got the better job of shooting stuff
Unit_Complete1: [s] flak gun ere were da flying thingy's [G] der before it kills UZ
Unit_Complete2: [G] dis should hold now if not it only da gunner whos dead [G] yer but dem wes be beaten
Unit_Complete3: [s] redy to shoot some wings off [G] i better get my wings on for his target practice
Unit_Complete4: [G] oh were me ear guards dis realy load for me [G] whaaaat i can not hear ya
Unit_Complete5: [s] we got da flack have you got da planes[G] better do ads i not set up for nothing
Unit_Complete6: [s] point me at da flying thingys i'll kill em no matter da size
Unit_Complete7: [s] 1 and 2 loaded yet [G] check [s] 3 and 4 done to ? [G] yes were done
Selection1: [D] were is me ammo for dis thing [G] it ere now (spoken under neath his breath)ya over grown mushroom
Selection2: [D] shut it ya grot muching dog[G] dat told im ooo's boss
Selection3: [D] now yer ere beat da grots for me or i'll beat you [G] please dont i'll give ya all da ork teef i can get
Selection4: [G] so did ya get da ammo like ya was told [G] no i got snitch ta do it [G] got da ammo ya asked for
Selection5: [D] driver ere wat ya want [s] 'e wants us ta get redy ta shoot somit ya git [D] 'o right dats good
Selection6: [s] who iz up for setting da grots on each uver n betting teef [s] yer pull da other one da grots dont know how ta fight
Selection7: [D] [s] redy boss wat ya want uz ta do now [G] hope it not a beating i'm still sore from last time
Attack1: [s] oi grot load it fasta i dont wana miss [G] urry urry he wants it loaded NOW
Attack2: [D]oi you ya little green snoyt bag get off me gear stick [s] he can be next times target practice
Attack3: [s] get movin NOW we need a betta place ta shoot [D] on da way <flakk fireing >
Attack4: [D] oi you in da gun [s] yer wat ya want [D]5 teef say ya miss da next target [s] i'll show ya i'll kill da next one
Attack5: [G] erm boss ya know ya said ta watch da skies [s] yer wat ya want [G] well der behind UZZZZZZZ
Attack6: [D] 'urry up get da gun shotting or it make uz look bad for da boss [s] why iz you's giving me orders now
Attack7: [s]come ere ya flying thing all i wana do is shoot ya down dem loot ya for da goood bitz [D] oi not if i get der first
Ability1: [G] 5 teef say i can load it fasta dem you [G] ok yer on (chuckles) [G] <a yelp then trips up and a clattering sound >
Ability2: [s] hehehehe look at dat ting it got fire coming out it'sm arse [G] hehehehehehe
Ability3: [D] da boss wants i'm ded now [s] got it redy aim DAKKA [G] hehehehehe
Ability4: [D]fasta shoot i'm down or it will kill our fly boy up der [s] i'm trying dis ting iz rusty and slow
Ability5: [s] get da poil we need ta spin dis gun fatsa ta keep up wiv em so we dont die [G] on it boss [G] hurry mup i dont wana die
Combat1 :[D]oi grots if ya not got it loaded and dat a bomber were all gona be splated [G] oh no not again
Combat2: [D] i'm gona ram da humie in ma way dem you take out da flyin gitz [s] got ya good plan
Combat3: [G] 'urry up if dey get no ammo wetre for a beating [s] urr up n get ere we runnin low [D] want me run dem ova ?
Death1: [D] well i suppose it better to burn out then fade away[G] dats wat you think <mad painfull yelps>
Death2: [G] next time dont play wiv fire [G] why not it's nice n warm
Death3: [D] arrrrrg nuts ta yas da dam grots woz messin wiv da ammo stores [G] no we wasent
Death4 [D] by mork save us from this fate [s] noooo gork save uzz [G] shut it both will save uz
Grot Tank
Notes: The Grot Tank consists of a shabby tank, a driver with poor visibility [D], and the coolest (calm-wise) gunner in town [G]. As it stands, both grots will speak with a heavy German accent though this could be changed if it sounds awful. With a Panzer Division styled GROT in mind, this should sound terrific IF it works.
Unit_Complete1: [D] Ve have arrived, boss! Ver you vont us?
Unit_Complete2: [D] Gvotz Tankz leporting
Unit_Complete3: [D] Ist no erf-shaker butz itz a ztart (start)
Unit_Complete4: [D] Diz vindov’z (window) busted!
Unit_Complete5: [D] Behold zi mighty-might ov zi bane of zi Baneblade!
Unit_Complete6: [D] She ist goin to BLOW! [G] Vot? Ve hav not even ztarded fightzing yet!
Unit_Complete7: [D] Allo! Allo!
Selection1: [D] Avaiting orderz!
Selection2: [D] Ow many sugars gunnar? [G] Zwei, danke! (two thank you}
Selection3: [D] Der tank ist gut, ja?
Selection4: [D] Vot ist zi flashing red light. [G] Click vemind later! [D] Aaaaah… Ist gone now!
Selection5: [D] I haz lost mein gunnar! [G] I’m still up hear! [D] I haz found hiiim!
Selection6: [D] Tank juice iz running low! –hic- [G] Save sum for me, brother!
Selection7: [D] Expendable crew, veportzing
Move1: [D] On our vay!
Move2: [D] Keeps an eye out gunner! [G] Voger zat!
Move3: [D] For zi WAAAGH, ja?[G] Ja!
Move4: [D] Yoo can getz four miles to zi gallon on zis hog! [G] Ja? [D] Jaaa!
Move5: [D] Visibility non-existant! [G] Yoo ist doin good, mein freund!
Move6: [D] Zis ist bat! I really cannot see! [G] Velax, mein freund!
Move7: [D] Did I just hitz sumfink! [G] Nein! Vell, juzt a landmine!
Attack1: [D] Bvidge to gunnar! Vi are fooked!
Attack2: [D] Dvivie ust out oz here gunnar! [G] No kan do Driver!
Attack3: [G] Zir ist no hope vor yoo here!
Attack4: [G] Firing zi battul cannon!
Attack5: [D] Drei, eins, zwei – FIRE! (countdown, if you haven’t noticed, is 3 – 1 – 2)
Attack6: [D] Ist a long vaaaay, too Armageddon… ist a long vaaay, to go… (to Tiperary tune!)
Attack7: [D] Ve hav lost zi number two engine. [G] How many haz ve gots? [D] Just zi von! [G] Scheiser!
Charge1: [G] KERRRRBOOOOOOM! KERBOOM KERBOOM KERBOOM! PKOW!
Charge2: [G] Vun dem down! VUN DEM DOWN! [D] I cannot see!
Charge3: [G] Zis ist zi end for yoo!
Ability1: [D] On mein mark, unleash hell, ja? [G] Ja!
Ability2: [D] Execute ordza66! [G] Come again?
Ability3: [D] Activating obligatory special ability! [G] ‘Zose ‘umies vill never know vot hitz zem!
Ability4: [D] Die, you lot! Die!
Ability5: [G] Spark it up, mien bruvver!
Combat1: [D] Ve are taking in vater (water)? [G] Ist zat even possible? [D] Seemz so!
Combat2: [D] Zi ammo ist on fire! I vill putz it out!
Combat3: [D] Ensign iz dead! [G] Ve haz plenty of ved shirts! (Star trek reference!)
Death1: [D] Save yourself brother! [G] Nein! I vill not leave you! (BOOM!)
Death2: [D] I think ve are goin zi vay ov old yellow, brother! (BOOM!)
Death3: [D] Zi captain must go dzown vid his ship! [G] Brother, zis ist no plane! (BOOM!)
Death4: [D]+[G] AAAARGH!
Grot Tank -- ALTERNATE LINES
Notes: Grots tend to be a higher pitch than an ork, imagine an Impish evil voice. Only the Grot tank commander speaks.
Unit_Complete1: We’re heeere!
Unit_Complete2: Grot tank ready!
Unit_Complete3: Hahahahahahahaa (Maniacal laughter)
Unit_Complete4: “Clang clang clang” ooof! Grots here! (bashing of hammer(metallic sound))
Unit_Complete5:”Engine Rev” Hahahahahaaa (maniacal laughter)
Unit_Complete6: I is in me tank!
Unit_Complete7: Remember lads, point, THEN shoot.
Selection1: Me boss?
Selection2: You sure?
Selection3: You chose ME! hahahahaha (Maniacal laughter)
Selection4: Righto!
Selection5: What you want boss?
Selection6: Grot Tank ready to shoot.
Selection7: Really boss? (surprised)
Move1: Over there lads!
Move2: Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Move3: Okay okay boss (bored voice)
Move4: Brum bruuuuummm! (Grots voice)
Move5: “putputputputput” (Crappy engine sound)
Move6: where?
Move7: OKAY!
Attack1: Fire!
Attack2: Har har! (almost Nelson from the Simpsons style)
Attack3: Shoot at em!!
Attack4: Press that one there! (followed by a bang)
Attack5: point it over there!
Attack6: Shoot it!!
Attack7: Hahhahahahahaahaaaa (Maniacal laughter)
Charge1: Full power!!
Charge2: Run em over!
Charge3: Put it in gear!
Ability1: Shoot it then!
Ability2: “Explosion sound” Hahahaaaa (maniacal laughter)
Ability3: Load it up lads
Ability4: There gonna love this one hahahaahahaaa (maniacal laughter)
Ability5: Watch this boss!
Combat1: shooty shooty!
Combat2: takin hits!
Combat3: Take this hahahaaa (maniacal laughter)
Death1: “Explosion”
Death2: "Boom" Wheres me legs gone?
Death3: Join the army they said…"Thud" (sound of body dropping)
Death4: Ugh ugh urrrrrgh… (death rattle)
Grot Bomb Launcher
Notes: Spoken by a slugga driver [D] of standard orkiness with occasional interaction with a grot [G]. Though evidently insanely brave, there are one or two rare occasions where the grot can seem oblivious to the contraption he’s in. Grot will speak very enthusiastically and wants nothing more than to be flying sky high, uninterested with the consequent result!
Unit_Complete1: [D] Launcher ready! [G] Az iz da Grot ‘n Bomb!
Unit_Complete2: [G] FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! [D] NOOOOO! Not now ya flippin’ flyin’ freak!
Unit_Complete3: [D] Grot fireworks, ‘ere! [G] FIRE – WORKS!
Unit_Complete4: [G] Got a special delivery for a Mr S. Marine
Unit_Complete5: [D] This oughta be dead funny! [G] What will? [D] What’s that? [G] Eh? [D] EH?
Unit_Complete6: [G] I’z smash into der barrack’s why’z day on da toilet! [D] Shurrup! ... Dat would be funny actually (both laugh)
Unit_Complete7: [G] With one push o’ dis button, da ork go bye-byez. Hehehe… Silly ork…
Selection1: [D] Where dya want ‘him’ boss?
Selection2: [D] Grot Bomb Launcher, waitin’ to lose da load!
Selection3: [D] Where will a ‘ighly explosive little wailing flying freak best ‘elp da WAAAGH!
Selection4: [D] Hahaha… Dese thing’s are ace!
Selection5: [D] What is it boss?
Selection6: [D] Oi boss, reckon we can make a silo for dese things?
Selection7: [D] I still reckon we tie a string o’ grots ta da back o’ it!
Move1: [D] Goin’!
Move2: [D] Kay!
Move3: [D] Movin’!
Move4: [D] Fair dos I ‘spose!
Move5: [D] I can’t fire da little freak at dat!! Oh… Move? Sure! I can doo dat!
Move6: [D] It is important that one never gets too attached to ‘iz Grot Bomb!
Move7: [D] My contribution to dis WAAAGH will be my entire arsenal of grots! Dat sum sacrifice dat iz!
Attack1: [D] One psycho grot, coming up! [G] WAAAGH!
Attack2: [G] So what ‘appens when I’ve safely landed? [D] One thing at a time, grot. One thing at a time.
Attack3: [D] Bon voyage, mate! [G] Bon voyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Attack4: [D] Enjoy grot, dis iz a once ‘n a lifetime experience! [G] Yippee!
Attack5: [D] Take ya time! On da count of three… [G] THREEEEEEEE!
Attack6: [G] BOOM-BANG-A-BANG TIME!! [D] Yeah whatever! OI LAD’Z! WATCH DIS!
Attack7: [G] CRY HAVOC – LET LOOSE DA GROTS OF WAAAAAAAGH!
Charge1: [G] Don’t wait up Driver!
Charge2: [D] (rapidly) Don’t forget your packed lunch – (dejectedly) nevermind then!
Charge3: [G] BONZAAAAAIIIIIII!
Ability1: [G] THERE IZ NO EXIT STRATEGYYYYYYYY!
Ability2: [G] One small step for Gork! One giant leap for GROT BOOOOMB!!!
Ability3: [D] Launching da weird type! [G] YINDO YANDO BOOMO BANGO!!!
Ability4: [D] Faster! FASTER!
Ability5: [G] To infinity, and beyooooooooond!
Combat1: [D] ARGH!
Combat2: [D] Get away! GET AWAY!
Combat3: [D] Stop dat! Ain’t you got a ‘ome ta go to… Oh yeah… forgot about that…
Death1: [D] ARGH!
Death2: [D] DAT BOMB SUDDENLY LOOKS LIKE A 'SCAPE POD!
Death3: [D] All systems are AAAAAAAARGH!
Death4: [D] Ah frig… FRAG!
Grot Bomb
Notes: Though evidently insanely brave, there are one or two rare occasions where the grot can seem oblivious to the contraption he’s in. Grot will speak very enthusiastically and wants nothing more than to be flying sky high, uninterested with the consequent result!
Unit_Complete1: [G] Intergalactic spaceship ‘ere! Where ya want orbital ‘bombardiamanting’!
Unit_Complete2: [G] MEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW! (imitating airplane engine – not a cat)
Unit_Complete3: [G] Gretchin ready fer practice run!
Unit_Complete4: [G] Landing’s da bestest part I bet!
Unit_Complete5: [G] I’m ‘ere! Put me in da air! I WANT TO GO BOOM-BOOM NOW!
Unit_Complete6: [G] Little Grot ‘ere, ready to make a big difference… in the landscape!
Unit_Complete7: [G] I’z crash into dem and stuff like dat! HAHA!
Selection1: [G] Erm… Better make it quick boss!
Selection2: [G] Yeah? What? WHAT?
Selection3: [G] I can see yooouuu!
Selection4: [G] BOSS! DA ENEMY HAS SHRUNK!
Selection5: [G] Don't you be a Grot Bomb - fasten your seatbelts!
Selection6: [G] LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER DA BOOM!
Selection7: [G] DON’T SELECT ME WHILE I’Z FLYING! IT INTERFERE'S WID DA RADAR!
Move1: [G] MEEEEOOOWW!
Move2: [G] NYIIIIIIRRRRN!
Move3: [G] WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Move4: [G] WOOOOOSHH!
Move5: [G] (chants Superman theme)
Move6: [G] FLYING TOWARDS DEM! I THINK!
Move7: [G] Can’t really talk right now!
Attack1: [G] HELLOOO!!!
Attack2: [G] FROM DA WORDS OF MY GENERATION… UP… YOOOOOUUUUURRRRRSSS!
Attack3: [G] Moving in to attack (one way of putting it!)
Attack4: [G] DEATH FROM ‘A-GROT’!!!
Attack5: [G] DIE YOU BIATCHES!
Attack6: [G] THANK YOO FER FLYING WID DA GROT BOMB!
Attack7: [G] I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIING!
Charge1: [G] Do me a favour… Tell my spores I love them very much!
Charge2: [G] WAAAGH!
Charge3: [G] EAT GROT BOMB SUCKAAAAA!!!
Ability1: [G] LOCKING ON DA BADDIES!
Ability2: [G] ME EARZ JUST POPPED!
Ability3: [G] AHA!
Ability4: [G] FIXIN’ ‘ER UP!
Ability5: [G] Mork-style!!
Combat1: [G] YEEHAAA!
Combat2: [G] I SEEEEEEEEE! (teasingly)
Combat3: [G] OI! UP ‘ERE!
Death1: [G] PREMATURE LANDIIIIN’!
Death2: [G] I CAN DOO DAT FINE BY MESELF!!!!!!!
Death3: [G] NO FUUUN!
Death4: [G] Wait a minute, I’ve just realised that this is all a meaningless war and with a bit of emotional support and direction, I can really make something constructive of myself (explosion)
Death5: (assuming Death4 is too long, and probably the better: INCOMING OCCUPATIONAL HAZZAAAAARD!!!)
Grot Command Tank
Notes: Well Grots are pathetic cowards who abuse power when given to them. So I imagine them being in control of a command tank would make them a bit braver.
Though Grots are only tough when things are going their way, so as soon as damage is goin on its every stinkin grot for himself. Also Grots speech isnt as funny as Orks, its just a little wimpy and squeeky, though when a Grot is happy its because its doing something malicous or cruel, its the only way they have fun in their miserable lives.
Unit_Complete1: We got us a tank!
Unit_Complete2: Now whose laughing heheheheheh!
Unit_Complete3: Now the Grots are in command!
Unit_Complete4: Hhehehehehhe, Oh Boss, "kaboom"!
Unit_Complete5: We got us some armor, nobody gonna dare pick on us!
Unit_Complete6: Just try and kick us, you ..."whispers" gits. hehehehhehe.
Unit_Complete7: Its deh Grot Revilution "spelt wrong on purpose".
Selection1: Yes, what do you want!
Selection2: Oh, um yes, what would you like!
Selection3: One more move and your gonna get Dakka'd.
Selection4: Kneel or Im gonna blow your head off!
Selection5: Yes!!!
Selection6: "Gulp" Yeah, what do you want you..um..GIT!
Selection7: ok,.....stinkin boss!
Move1: Um, there aint any danger over there is ther.
Move2: Move, but what If I chip the apint.
Move3: Move, you mean into battle..Um..alright.
Move4: "Sigh" Ok then.
Move5: Nothin gonna get us in here!
Move6: Move out gitz, make way!
Move7: Move gits, or we gonna run yeh down!
Attack1: Um, wheres the damn fire button "BOOM", oh there it is.
Attack2: Fire, fire, fire, their getting closer!
Attack3: Heheh, um shouldnt we send somebody ahead of us!
Attack4: Lets show them how shooty we are!
Attack5: Now their gonna scream for a change!
Attack6: Lets get to work, Kill them all!
Attack7: Lets squish em!
Charge1: WAAAAGH!
Charge2: Blow them to pieces!
Charge3: "What, um..ok,...CHARGE!
Ability1: "KABOOM"...we got the bugger!
Ability2: Fire the bloody cannon!
Ability3: Unleash hell..WAAAAGH!
Ability4: "Phew" We safe!
Ability5: "Blows a rasberry" Take that you gits, now we is indestructable.
Combat1: Oh, no their getting closer.
Combat2: Kill, kill, kill, cut em down.
Combat3: Squish em, before they squish us.
Death1: Aaaaah, let us out,let us "KABOOM" aaargh...
Death2: Every Grot for himself, ME FIRST!!!!
Death3: Captain first out, let me through.."BOOM"
Death4: Not our shiny tank!
Gunwagon
Notes: The voice will consist of two Sluggas. Their tones ooze with the standard orkiness. [1] & [2]
Unit_Complete1: [1] ‘alf-gun, ‘alf wagon, ALL OURS!
Unit_Complete2: [2] You gonna blow anyone up, today! [1] Working on it!
Unit_Complete3: [1] Dis’ll trash any gig, boss! ANY GIG!
Unit_Complete4: [1] Ready to knacker da enemy, boss! [2] And I’z got me phone ready!
Unit_Complete5: [1] You got squishies ‘oo refuse ta die quietly? GUNWAGON can answer all your problems!
Unit_Complete6: [1+2] GUNWAGON! [1] Bigger dan da place it was builded in! [2] So true… So true…
Unit_Complete7: [1+2] GUNWAGON! [1] It puts both ‘guns’ and ‘GunWagGun’ [2] See what he did der? Smart!
Selection1: [1] What can da biggest gun ever doo fer ya today?
Selection2: [1] Dis no moon! Dis a [1&2] GUNWAGON!
Selection3: [2] Me canines say you can’t take out der fleet from ‘ere! [1] Me incisors say I bloody well can!
Selection4: [2] BOSS! WE’Z NEARLY TIPPIN OVER!
Selection5: [1] How many grot tanks does it take to take out da gunwagon? … [2] Dunno! [1] Me neither! Still workin on a punchline! [2] Oh…
Selection6: [1] Gun Wagon waitin’ ta flatten dem, boss!
Selection7: [1] Wagon ‘ere… Wagon wid da gun! [2] Da big gun!
Move1: big Tryin’ to move sir, but she’s ‘oldin a bitta weight!
Move2: [2] MOVE! MOVE! FASTER! FASTER! [1] Rockin’ back n forth don’t elp!
Move3: [1] Come on wagon, you can do it!
Move4: [2] Da gunz a bit too ‘earvy buss!
Move5: [2] We’ll never make it!
Move6: [1] She can doo it! [2] yeah, just give us a day!
Move7: [1] GUNZ GUNNA DOO IZ JOB WAGON! NOW YOU DO YOURS!
Attack1: [1] HAHHAHA! WATCH DIS NOW! [2] Go on!
Attack2: [1] I’Z GONNA FLATTEN DEM! [2] Ha! He’s gunna flatten dem!
Attack3: [1] PREPPIN’ FIREWORKS! [2] Openin a can o’ woopass!
Attack4: [1] GET BACK BOYZ! [2] Der own fault!
Attack5: [1] If only day’z knew wut’z I’z ‘bout ta do… hehehehe
Attack6: [2] OI! GITS! OVER ‘ERE! BY BYE! HAHA!
Attack7: 3-2-1 BOOM-BOOM-TIIIME!
Charge1: Eh?
Charge2: What?
Charge3: Hoooo boy…
Ability1: BIGGEST BOOM IN 3 – 2 – 1!
Ability2: Adios!
Ability3: ‘Dis’ll be brill!
Ability4: FASTER! FASTER! FASTER!
Ability5: [1] Behold the awesome power of [1&2] Gunwagon!
Combat1: [2] Let’s be ‘avin ya den!
Combat2: [1] OI! WATCH ME PAINT WORK!
Combat3: [1] I’z gunna doo you an injury! [2] ya ain’t doin anything from ‘ere! [1] Shurrup!
Death1: [1&2] ARGH!
Death2: [1] LOOKOUT!
Death3: [2] WE’RE FOOKED!
Death4: [2] Question: How bigz da boom when dis goes - (Vehicle Explosion)
Gunwagon -- ALTERNATE LINES
Notes: The voice should be two Slugga drivers. Both tones oozes with the standard ork attitude though there’s also a bit of pride for their mighty big gun.
Unit_Complete1: ‘alf-gun, ‘alf wagon, ALL MINE!
Unit_Complete2: Someone’s gettin bloweded up, today!
Unit_Complete3: Dis’ll trash any gig, boss! ANY GIG!
Unit_Complete4: Ready to knacker da enemy, boss!
Unit_Complete5: You got squishies ‘oo refuse ta die quietly? GUNWAGON can answer all your problems!
Unit_Complete6: GUNWAGON! Bigger dan da place it was builded in!
Unit_Complete7: GUNWAGON! It puts both ‘guns’ and ‘GunWagGun’
Selection1: What can da biggest gun ever doo fer ya today?
Selection2: Dis no moon! Dis a GUNWAGON!!
Selection3: I’z reckon I could take out der fleet from ‘ere! Can I giv it a try, boss?
Selection4: BOSS! WE’Z NEARLY TIPPIN OVER! (over)
Selection5: ‘Ere’s a joke for ya! How many grot tanks does it take to take out da gunwagon? … Aven’t thought of a punchline yet dough!
Selection6: Gun Wagon waitin’ ta flatten dem, boss!
Selection7: Wagon ‘ere… Wagon wid da big gun!
Move1: Tryin’ to move sir, but she’s ‘oldin a bitta weight!
Move2: MOVE! MOVE! FASTER! FASTER!
Move3: Come on wagon, you can do it!
Move4: Da gunz a bit too ‘earvy buss!
Move5: We’ll never make it!
Move6: Okay! Jus gimme a day or so!
Move7: GUNZ GUNNA DOO IZ JOB WAGON! NOW YOU DO YOURS!
Attack1: HAHHAHA! WATCH DIS NOW!
Attack2: I’Z GONNA FLATTEN DEM!
Attack3: PREPPIN’ FIREWORKS!
Attack4: GET BACK BOYZ! HAHAHA!
Attack5: If only day’z knew wut’z I’z ‘bout ta do… hehehehe
Attack6: OI! GITS! OVER ‘ERE! BY BYE! HAHA!
Attack7: 3-2-1 BOOM-BOOM-TIIIME!
Charge1: Eh?
Charge2: What?
Charge3: Hoooo boy…
Ability1: BIGGEST BOOM IN 3 – 2 – 1!
Ability2: Adios!
Ability3: ‘Dis’ll be brill!
Ability4: FASTER! FASTER! FASTER!
Ability5: DO IT NOW!
Combat1: Let’s be ‘avin ya den!
Combat2: OI! WATCH ME PAINT WORK!
Combat3: I’z gunna doo you an injury!
Death1: ARGH!
Death2: LOOKOUT!
Death3: WE’RE FOOKED!
Death4: How bigz da boom when dis goes - (Vehicle Explosion)
Battle Wagon
Notes: Battle Wagon Battlewagon will be voiced using three hyped-up slugga gunners and a rampant driver who seems to be the closest thing to the centre of any kind of co-ordination. Each voice will have a distinct ring to it, whilst also oozing the standard ork attitude. The gunners are numbered [1]-[3], and the driver will be [D]. There will be one particularly dopey gunner who is portrayed as the hippy of the litter ([3]).
Unit_Complete1: (Excitedly) [D] Battle Wagon ready [1-3] Yes! / Bring it / Oh das alright, isn’t it?
Unit_Complete2: [D] Where’s da fight? [1-3] Yeah fight! / Fight-fight / Fight? Der’z gunna be a fight?
Unit_Complete3: [D] Battle Wagon ‘ere! [1,2,3] (Hum the A-Team theme!)
Unit_Complete4: [D] Built fer winning! [1] And shootin! [2] And killing’ [3] And sight-seein’! [D, 1, 2} GAAAYLORD!!!
Unit_Complete5: [D] Boss, der getting’ impatient! [1] PEOW! PEOW! [2] (Improvised shootin!) [3] (singing) All we are saying… Is give peace a chance. [D] Shu’ ‘im up! (shut him up)
Unit_Complete6: [D] We got gunz. [1] Yeah! Loadsa gunz! [2] Tonnes o’ gunz! [3] Well, three! [D,1,2} SHURRUP!
Unit_Complete7: [1, 2, D] ‘ERE WE GO – ‘ERE WE GO – ERE WE GO! [3] Where we goin’?
Selection1: [1] Ask dem if der’s anyone ta shoot! [2] Yeah! Ask fer fight – ask fer fight! [3] Oh what a marvellous idea. [D] Alright! Alright! Anyone ta shoot boss?
Selection2: [D] Where we goin?
Selection3: [1] Oo needs blastin’
Selection4: [2] We beat everyone! [1] Ain’t dat da truth!
Selection5: [1] I’z killed ten guardsman! [2] I’z killed twenty marines! [D] Shurrup back der! We’z getting’ ordaz!
Selection6: [1] I killed 39 Spikey Boyz! [2] Did ya ‘eck! I was der! You gave one cultist a nose bleed! [D] OI! We’z movin’ out!
Selection7: [1] What did he say? [2] We shootin’ stuff? [D] I CAN’T BLOODY HEAR EM! SHUT-UP!
Move1: [1] What does da Eye Command? [D] Dunno, but da boss asked us ta go o’er der!
Move2: [D] Dooin dat now boss! [1] Doin what? We fightin’? [3] Relax man…
Move3: [1] BANG-BANG-BANG! [2] (more improvised shooting). [3] (singing) Nuttin’ to live or die for…! [D] Honestly, I can’t take dem anywhere!
Move4: [D] Lock and load Gunners! [1] WAHEY! [2] ‘BOUT TIME! [3] ‘Wot’s ‘apenin?
Move5: [1] CAM ON! WANNA USE ME DAKKA ON SUMMIT! [2] YEAH! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA! [D] Alright! Alright!
Move6: [1]] YEEEHAAAA! OW! OW! OW! [2] [Indian howling) [3] (singing) War is over… if you want it… [D] Just another day in a life!
Move7: [D] Can’t talk now, boss! I’z drivin! [2] Giv uz ya phone! [D] Sod dat!
Attack1: [D] Der ya go gunnaz! Found dya a fight! [1] FIGHT! FIGHT! [2] BOUT TIME! [3] ‘ere we go again…
Attack2: [D] DER! [1] I SEE ‘EM! [3] See what? [2] JUST SHOOT!
Attack3: [1] MOVE ‘ROUND DRIVER! [D] GOT IT! [2] NOW I CAN’T SHOOT EM! [3] Chillax, man.
Attack4: [2] YA WANNA WIN? YA INVENT A BATTLE WAGON! [1] YEAH LOSERS! [D] Das right boyz!
Attack5: [D] WE GOT PLENTY OF AMMO, BOYZ! [1-3] ROGER DAT!
Attack6: [1] YOU GOT A SHOT? [2] I GOT LOADS!!!!!! [D] I’z MOCE IN CLOSER!! [1] NICE ONE DRIVER!!
Attack7: [1] Won’t keep ya long, driver! [D] No rush - I wanna see dem bleed an scream! [3] What’s da point o ‘dat? [2] Keep shootin’ you!
Charge1: [1-2] STEP ON IT! [3] (bit behind and not very enthusiastic) Yeah step on it.
Charge2: [D] FASTEN YA SEAT BELTS BOYZ! [1-2] YEAH!!!
Charge3: [3] Sure;y you’re not seirous! [D] I’z serious alright, and don’t call me Shirly!
Ability1: [G] FIRE EVERYTHIN BOYZ! [1-3] ROGER DAT!
Ability2: [D] HOLD ON TIGHT LADZ! [1-3] WOOOOGH!
Ability3: [D] SOMEONE FIX ‘ER UP! [1] Dat means you! [3] Alright den.
Ability4: [D] Sort it out boyz! [3] I’m on it!
Ability5: [D,1,2] WAAAGH! [3] (Yawns}
Combat1: [D] SHOOT EM RIGHT IN DA FACE!
Combat2: [D] EVER BEEN RUN OVER BY DA BATTLE WAGON BEFORE!? [1-2] HAHAH!
Combat3: [D,1,2] WAAAGH! [3] What? [D] We said… [D,1,2] WAAAGH!
Death1: [D] Oh SHHHHiiiiiiii…. [1-3] ARGH!
Death2: [D1,2,3] ARGH!
Death3: [3] Told ya dis WAAAGH was a bad idea (explosion strikes somewhere in the word ‘idea’)
Death4: [1] DIS DOWN TO YOU DRIVIN’ DIS! [2] YEAH! YOU SUCK! (Vehicle Explosion)
Battle Wagon -- ALTERNATE LINES
Notes: The voice will be a Slugga [D]. His tone oozes with the standard ork attitude though. He is seconded by one of a number of gunners [G].
Unit_Complete1: [D] Battle Wagon ready!
Unit_Complete2: [D] Where’s da battle?
Unit_Complete3: [G] Ask dem if der’s anyone ta shoot! [D] Anyone ta shoot?
Unit_Complete4: [D] Built fer winning!
Unit_Complete5: [D] Me driver’s getting a bit violent boss! Let uz fight! [G] BANG-BANG-BANG
Unit_Complete6: [D] We got gunz. Loadsa gunz!
Unit_Complete7: [G] YEEEEHAAAAA!
Selection1: [G] Ask dem if der’s anyone ta shoot! [D] Anyone ta shoot?
Selection2: [D] Where we goin?
Selection3: [G] Oo needs blastin’
Selection4: [D] We beat everyone!
Selection5: [G] ‘Urry up driver!
Selection6: [G] DAY AIN’T GUNNA SHOOT DEMSELVES YA KNOW! [D] SHURRUP!
Selection7: [G] We got orderz to shoot stuff?
Move1: [D] I can doo dat!
Move2: [D] Dooin dat now boss!
Move3: [G] BANG-BANG-BANG! [D] Honestly, I can’t take im anywhere!
Move4: [D] Lock and load Gunner!
Move5: [G] CAM ON! WANNA USE ME DAKKA ON SUMMIT!
Move6: [G] YEEEHAAAA! OW! OW! OW! [D]
Move7: [D] Boss – I can’t talk. I’z drivin’!
Attack1: [D] Der ya go gunnaz! [G] DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
Attack2: [D] ON OUR RIGHT! [G] I SEE ‘EM!
Attack3: [G] MOVE ‘ROUND DRIVER! [D] GOT IT!
Attack4: [G] YA WANNA WIN? YA INVENT A BATTLE WAGON! [D] YEAH LOSERS!
Attack5: [D] WE GOT PLENTY OF AMMO, BOYZ! [G] ROGER DIS!
Attack6: [D] YOU GOT A SHOT? [G] I GOT LOADS!!!!!!
Attack7: [G] Won’t keep ya long, driver! [D] No rush! I wanna see dem bleed an scream!
Charge1: [G] STEP ON IT!
Charge2: [D] FASTEN YA SEAT BELTS BOYZ!
Charge3: [G] SURELY YOU NOT SERIOUS!! [D] I’z serious… And don’t call me Shirly!
Ability1: [G] FIRE EVERYTHIN BOYZ!
Ability2: [D] HOLD ON TIGHT LADZ!
Ability3: [D] SOMEONE FIX ‘ER UP!
Ability4: [D] Sort it out boyz!
Ability5: [G] WAAAGH!
Combat1: [D] SHOOT EM RIGHT IN DA FACE!
Combat2: [D] EVER BEEN RUN OVER BY DA BATTLE WAGON BEFORE!?
Combat3: [D&G] WAAAGH!
Death1: [D] Oh SHHHHiiiiiiii….
Death2: [G] ARGH!
Death3: [D&G] URGH!
Death4: [G] DIS DOWN TO YOUR DRIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-(Vehicle Explosion)
Kil Blasta/Bursta/Krusha Tank
Notes: In general think of it been a side of the tank small not much room some sort of eco in sound effects like with the killa kans. Grots: think beaten down bashed but a bit of humour and that you would do anything for fun or please the mek boy. Mekboy: think your happy bashing da grots around your looking for any reason to beat them stupid so think a bit mekanikul and a bit nasty to the grots when chatting with the driver think ordering something to him or having a joke with him. Driver/Slugga: your driving this thing so you really think your da boss in this tank grots as always give a hard time be rough with the mek it depends if your joking with him or whether your having a go with him
Unit_Complete1: [M] ready to krush boss
Unit_Complete2: [D] da killa's redy boss ready
Unit_Complete3: [D] want it flantend boss
Unit_Complete4: [G] better get crushing lads or w'ell be bashed
Unit_Complete5: [D] tell da mek to get in
Unit_Complete6: [D] is da gun loaded [M] yer grots an all
Unit_Complete7: [M] were all fixed and redy to blast good [D] ya missed dat hole der [M] dats yer lookin hole stupid
Selection1: [D] krush krush krush [G] at least it not uz dis time [M] who sed it not hehahe
Selection2: [D] sod off or wheel krush ya [M] realy slow like
Selection3: [D] der has to be somit to kill [M] yer you in a minuit
Selection4: [M] i was told i could shoot something [D] well shoot a grot then
Selection5: [G] bored ere were da fight [D] 5 teef da one on right gets bashed 1st [M] your on
Selection6: [G] were we going [M] up da gun barrel if ya dont shut it
Selection7: [M] do wat ya told [G] all right [D] clean da treds [G] were going
Move1:.[D] nothing beats krushin skulls [M] unless it da bosses
Move2: [M] stop da orders we go were we's want's [G] just shoot im
Move3: [M] all right move out and shoot da humies [D] right moving now
Move4: [D] rolling thunda boss [M] yer lets give da enermy some
Move5: [G] roll ova anything in da way [M] shut it i give the orders
Move6: [M] were we moving to [D] a better shot if ya grots dont mess it up
Move7: [G] pull dat leaver da [G] wat one dis one [G] yer now we moving [D] wrong way do
Attack1: [G] hahahaha dey go boom [D] he's 2 mouthy [M] i'll load him in da Kannon NOW
Attack2: [M] roll em under da treds [D] what ones uz or dem
Attack3: [G] all right lads load da gun [G] wiv wat [G] wiv you get im lads
Attack4 :[D] if were out of da shells use a grot [G] oh no not uz [M] cum ere ya little gits
Attack5: [D] a krushing will will go [G] fasta get da runt unda da treds
Attack6: [M] is da barrel full [G] yer a snotlings in it [M] good fire it
Attack7: [D] der in sight [M] da grots will miss em tho [D] hahaha still a good boom
Charge1: [M] fasta load da gun fasta [G] wer flat out [M] yor ed will be flat in a min
Charge2: [M] roll over dem and make em flat [D] flat as a grots ed hahaha
Charge3: [D] lets get to da boom [M] you want boom fill grot wiv black powerd stuff n light im
Under_Fire1: [M] it just bounces off us [D] told ya da looted plates would wark
Under_Fire2: [M] sounds like rain out der [D] more like hail ya grot luva
Under_Fire3: [G] hope dey dont have rockets [G] if dey do i'll use ya as my shield
Damage1: [D] get da grots fixin dat hole [M] ya erd da driva get fixin [G]wa wa wa what about da bullets
Damage2: [G] da plating not gona hold [M] it al old if i use you as extra arma
Damage3: [D] ya didnt beat da grots did ya [M] yer but i dont think ard enuf
Ability1: [M] aim for da squishy bits or i'll bash ya [G] ok you erd im get fasta coz i dont wana be bashed
Ability2: [M] get me his legs [G] da mek wants his legs off [D] could always run im over
Ability3: [M] blow dat humie to bitz [D] like da grots will hit im {M] hehehehe
Ability4: [M] fasta defend here [D] onlhy if da boss want uz ere
Ability5: [M] he dies da boss stomps uz [D] well makes sure da grots are beaten just right then
Death1: [M] dont trust grot riggers [D] yerr dey did not fix da boomy bit
Death2: [G] whaaaaat da meks ded [G] oh no NOT DA MEK
Death3: [G] next time loot better arma [M] nar i'll use you next time
Death4: [D] oh sqig dropings [M] ya can say that again [G] were for it
Kil Blasta/Bursta/Krusha Tank -- ALTERNATE LINES
Notes: [G]: Grot Gunners talks high pitch, fast, and sounds like he can’t hear much. [O]: Ork Driver is near deff, loud, and mean
Unit_Complete1: [O]: Big Gun ‘ere ta blow em ta smithereens
Unit_Complete2: [G]: Da big tank here
Unit_Complete3: [O]: Tank here, what needs shootin. [G]: Something small I ope..
Unit_Complete4: [G]: What you callin on us for? [O]: Quit yur guff.. weze get ta kill
Unit_Complete5: [O]: Oy Grot! ‘And me dat wrench dere.. sumtin broke [G]: Get it urself
Unit_Complete6: [O][G]: Were ‘ere to blow stuff up
Unit_Complete7: [O]: Da biggest tank ‘as arrived
Selection1: [G]: Yes boss? [O]: Im da boss ya git!
Selection2: [O]: What yu want?
Selection3: [G]: What do you need? [O]: Im busy ya git!
Selection4: [O]: My tank is bigga den urz!
Selection5: [G]: Ill blast ya! [O]: Shut up ya lil git
Selection6: [O]: what ya need boss? [G]: I thought you said you were da boss?
Selection7: [G]: Kannon is ready!
Move1: (tank moving sound)
Move2: [G]: Dat way! [O]: NO!! Dat day!
Move3: (sound of Steel breaking)
Move4: [O]: Press da red button.. NOT da blue one!
Move5: [G]: were goin were goin..
Move6: [O]: Dis ‘ere is da fastest tank
Move7: [O]: Pull dat lever! Make it go FASTA!!
Attack1: (Kannon sound firing)
Attack2: [O]: Big boom!
Attack3: [G]: Dat button for Big boom!
Attack4: [O]: Press dat green one! (Giant blast).. Good
Attack5: [G]: Dis button boss?? [O]: No..wait..yes
Attack6: [O]: Dis tank makes da biggest boom
Attack7: [G]: Im gonna blow em all up! [O]: No I am!
Point_Capture1: [G]: Weze sittin on da point
Point_Capture2: [O]: No one gonna move us!
Point_Capture3: [G]: Weze gonna stop anyone while we are ‘ere
Point_Captured1: [G]: Got it boss
Point_Captured2: [O]: I capture point boss [G]: No I did!
Point_Captured3: [O]: No one gonna take it now!
MoraleBreak1: [O]: Get dis tank out of ‘ere!
MoraleBreak2: [G]: Hit da decks!
MoraleRestored1: [O]: Get um ya grot
MoraleRestored2: [O]: I wasn’t scared… [G]: Yu were hidin then?
Charge1: (Tank rolling forward sound)
Charge2: [G]: Lets run em Over. [O]: Dat is Orky thinkin!
Charge3: [O]: Full speed ahead!
Charge4: [G][O]:.. Lets ram em!
Jump/Teleport1: [G]: Boss!! Dat was FAST!
Jump/Teleport2: [O]: Grot! What did you press!
Deepstrike1: [O]: Were right on em!
Deepstrike2: [G]: Boss.. where are we?
Ability1: (Gigantic explosion)
Ability2: [G]: what happens when I press dis button? (big explosion)
Ability3: [O]: Press dat one… No that’s (big explosion)
Ability4: [G]: Pullin da big leva now!
Ability5: [O]: Dat one! [G]: No dat one! [O]: No DAT ONE! (clanking of steel).. Ok your right dat one
Combat1: (Cannon shot)
Combat2: (gun shots)
Combat3: (Machin gun fire shots)
Under_Fire1: [G]: Deyz shootin us!
Under_Fire2: [O]: Arg! Dere gonna scratch da paint!
Under_Fire3: [G]: Hit da Decks! [O]: you coward!
Damage1: [G]: Dey killed Furtz.. Dose basterds!
Damage2: [O]: eyz bustin sum armor!
Damage3: [G]: Boss! Weze takin some damage!
Death1: [G]: Internal explosions! [O]: Weze gonna die! (Explosion)
Death2: (Big explosion)
Death3: [O]: Dis is all ur fault ya git! [G]: My fault.. its yo (explosion)
Death4: [O]: Press dat button firtz! We can fix this! (explosion)
Deffkopta
Notes: I thought the Deffkoptas needed some good old fashioned dropship/gunship movie references...
Unit_Complete1: Deff from da skies!
Unit_Complete2: Deffkopta, ready fer flyin'!
Unit_Complete3: All fuelled up!
Unit_Complete4: It's flyin' time!
Unit_Complete5: Faster dan a Warbuggy! More killy dan a Wartrak!
Unit_Complete6: Takin' off!
Unit_Complete7: We'ze choppy an' shooty!
Selection1: Yeah?
Selection2: Wot?! (shouting over sound of helicopter blades)
Selection3: Roger, boss!
Selection4: Waddaya need?
Selection5: Inna skies!
Selection6: I can see me hut from 'ere!
Selection7: Deffkopta, ready!
Move1: Goin'!
Move2: Flyin dere!
Move3: Fasta! Go fasta!
Move4: Wot? All the way over dere?
Move5: Inna pipe, five by five!
Move6: Got it!
Move7: 'Ang on, we'ze in fer some chop!
Attack1: Dakka Dakka Dakka!
Attack2: Watch 'em run!
Attack3: Yez look like ants from 'ere!
Attack4: Big damn kopta!
Attack5: Haha! RUN AWAY, RUNTS!
Attack6: WAAAAGH!
Attack7: Dun dun da da da daa! (Ride of the Valkyries)
Combat1: We'ze got da higher ground!
Combat2: Good-bye!
Combat3: I luv da smell a gunpowda!
Death1: Oh ZOG!
Death2: Not again!
Death3: AAAAAGH!
Death4: Dammit!
Wazbom Blastajet
Notes: Ork fighter aircraft. There’s nothing more satisfying to an Ork than going fast, having lots of "dakka", and screaming Waaagh! really loudly. Mastering all three of these aspects, these improvised flying machines are covered in improbable weaponry and piloted by the maddest Mekboyz. Wazbom Blastajets fly in tight mob formations, competing to see who can blow stuff up in the most hilarious manner. The more hapless enemies dissolved by searing energies, teleported into oblivion or hurled through the skies to their messy demise the better – every kill means more scrap for the Mekboyz to gather up and nail to their Blastajet skwadrons.
Armaments: A Wazbom Blastajet typically spots exotic Mekboy weaponry, including twin Kustom Mega-Kannons or Tellyporta Mega Blasta, a Smasha Gun, Stikkbomb launcher, and Big Shoota turret. For defense, it often utilizes a Kustom Force Field.
Unit_Complete1: Time'z to fly!
Unit_Complete2: Wazbom Blastajet ready to fly, boz!
Unit_Complete3: The sky'z belong to me'z!
Unit_Complete4: Let's see what'z gitz can fight'z me in this sky?!
Unit_Complete5: I heard'z of a dog fight.. I'z gonna try it and win!
Unit_Complete6: I'z gonna fill everything'z in the sky'z full of hole'z, boz!
Unit_Complete7: Ten Teefs says I shoot down more gitz then you'z do!
Selection1: Wazbom Blastajet.. what'z you'z want?
Selection2: Yeeeaahhhaa boz!
Selection3: I'z fly'n what need'z shoot'n?!
Selection4: Nothin' fly'z fast'a then me!
Selection5: I think'z I need'z to fix me plane a bit.
Selection6: The next time I land, I'z attach'n more gun'z to me wings!
Selection7: Are you still click'nz me?!?!
Selection8: Wazbom Blastajet... I'z got the best look'n plane!
Selection9: Hey boz, you me any enemies to shoot?! Me plane runn'n low on fuel!
Selection10: Oi'z stop click me I'm trying to fly'z 'er!!! [sound real mad]
Selection11: You'z click me one more time'z and I'll break yer finger'z with me wrench!
Move1: Whoooooo I'z mov'n now!
Move2: Blastajet to full, boyz!
Move3: They'z gonna to see us com'n but they'z not gonna be able to stop it!
Move4: No one is fast'ah then me!
Move5: I'z fly'n in at top speed!
Move6: Ya ever see a Mekboy fly?! No you haven't but now you have!
Move7: I'z movin' so'z fast but I promize I won't crash this time!
Move8: Hehehheh... this is gonna be good dive bomm!
Move9: I call this maneuver the grot screw!
Attack1: I'z see'z ya and I'z com'n for ya!!
Attack2: I'z gonna fill ya with so many hole'z!
Attack3: Oh look at that plane.. I'm gonna shot it down but good!
Attack4: Yaaa hooo... here I come you gitz!
Attack5: Der the puny gitz, get'n me big shoota ready!
Attack6: I hope you'z ready for dis one kuz its gonna hurt!
Attack7: I'z com'n in loud and proud ya gitz!
Attack8: Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakk-aaaaaaa!
Attack9: I'z Wazbom Blastajet and you'z dead!
Charge1: I'z got you in me crosshairs now!
Charge2: hehehehe.. you'z so'z gonna die!
Charge3: Eat me Dakka ya git!
Charge4: Der you are!
Charge5: Eat this ya stupid git!
Charge6: Time to test out me new Zap Gun!
Charge7: Waaaggghhhhhh!
Jump_Teleport1: Hit'n the Nitros!
Jump_Teleport2: Get'n there in a flash!
Jump_Teleport3: Now ya see'z me.. now ya'z don't!
Jump_Teleport4: Oh hang on.. this may get a little bumpy!
Jump_Teleport5: Hit'n the big red button afterburnerz!
Jump_Teleport6: Fasta Fasta FASTA!!!!!!
Ability1: I'z built this bomb me self I hope you like it!?!
Ability2: Oh this boom is gonna be sooo good!
Ability3: Fire in me missiles!
Ability4: Cluster missilez.... blowz up good!
Ability5: Shoot'n close range rocketz!
Ability6: Shoot'n an Orky flare I am!
Ability7: Let'z see them get far from this one!
Ability8: Dis'll help you see crystal clear it will!
Ability9: I'm doing a barrel roll, boz!
Ability10: Oh hold on... I'll fix it up real good!
Ability11: Ohh we'z on fire!! Hold on... let me get me grot extinguisher!
Ability12: Ohh.. that wasn't supposed to fall off.. I better fix it quickly!
Ability13: Fly'n and fix'n... fix'n and fly'n!
Combat1: Oh I'm right in the thick of it now!
Combat2: Oh Im taking too much flax here!
Combat3: All systems are turning up red, boz, but I'z still fight'n!
Combat4: I'z hit! I'z hit!
Combat5: Tings are getting hairy over here!
Combat6: Die! Die! Why won't you die?!?!?!
Combat7: I'z gonna turn you into hummie paste!
Combat8: Oh this your dan-et sign-y fly of yours, Eldar git!
Combat9: You'z nothin' you sparky gitz!
Combat10: You'z grey skins can't fight worth a zog!
Combat11: I'z don't know if I'z can take much more of this boz!
Death1: Arrgghhh going down roar'n!!!
Death2: Arrgghhh I just got this plane detailed I did!
Death3: I'z going down.. I'z going down!!
Death4: Arrgghhh I really wish I would have installed an eject button!
Death5: I'z dying knowing I was the best Mekboy flier there ever was!
Dakkajet
Notes: The Dakkajet is an Ork fighter aircraft specializing in both air-to-air and ground attack missions. A blur of colour and noise amidst the smoke and clamour of battle, the Dakkajet is propelled by a single, massive jet engine. It roars through the sky, gunz blazing a near constant stream of bullets, tormenting fleeing infantry or enemy aircraft. Dakkajet pilots believe firmly in quantity over quality, and commonly bolt as many guns as possible to their
aircraft - some of those bullets are bound to hit the target. From the outside, Dakkajets share many common features. However like most Ork vehicles, no two Dakkajets are truly the same but rather are subject to the own unique taste of its Mekboy designer. However no matter the design and customizations, all Dakkajets carry thousands of rounds of ammunition. Dakkajets pilots are known to be a cut above other Flyboyz, with legends such as Da Krimson Barun, Da Sky Shredda, and Da Blue Mek having scored countless kills.
Armaments: Dakkajets are typically armed with an array of two to three twin-linked Supa Shootas, which are capable of laying down a hail of fire, but are highly inaccurate.
Unit_Complete1: Time to get Dakka High boyz!
Unit_Complete2: Dakkajet up and running.. where'z the fight?!?
Unit_Complete3: Dakkajet here.. you'z got nowhere to hide now! Hahahahah!
Unit_Complete4: Get who'z here?!?! Heheheheh.. ME!!!!
Unit_Complete5: Da Sky'z gonna be full of.. Dakka!
Unit_Complete6: DakkaJet fueled.. super shootas loaded.. grots stuffed in.. Ahh! I'z good to go!
Unit_Complete7: Right! I'z here! Where'z we go'n?!?
Unit_Complete8: Bring on the Dakka Dakka!!
Unit_Complete9: Dis fighta in da air.. not sure for how long thou.. he he he..
Selection1: Eh? Wot?!
Selection2: You got'z somethin' boz?
Selection3: Eh I'z 'ere!
Selection4: Oi! You got me'z attention.
Selection5: Yeah? I'm still up 'ere!
Selection6: [snores for a second then aburptly wakes up] Whaat?!?
Selection7: Right! Whose poking me?!?!
Selection8: I'z up in the sky.. whose poking me?!?!
Selection9: Aggrrhhh Stop that!!!
Selection10: Right! My name'z McForSkunkCans and I'z a stupid git!
Selection11: Flyboy report'n.
Selection12: Yeah boss?
Selection13: Wat'cha gotz for me?
Selection14: Don't mak'z me.. prez..dis.. button...!! [sound desperate]
Selection15: Mak'n piles of burn'n bitz in da air or down der. har har..
Selection16: Softz bunch we gotz here.. no onez better'z than me!
Selection17: Wot's faster than a warbuggy, more killy than a warbike, and flies through da air like a bird? I got no bleedin' idea, but I'm gonna find out.
Move1: Move it!
Move2: You got it!
Move3: Wut?! Where?!
Move4: Zoom'n full speed!
Move5: Everybody looks like squids!
Move6: Yeah.. hahahahahah!
Move7: Faster than you'z never seen'd!
Move8: I'z practically already der!
Move9: Right!
Move10: Oh... zog! Yer Right! Oh this is a bad mistake... heheheheh!
Move11: Look 'ere no hands on da wheel.. ha!
Move12: 'Dis is how ta be a roight propah Flyboyz. Pay attention!
Attack1: I'z on it!
Attack2: Kump'n time! Dakka!!!!
Attack3: I'll Dakka the whole lot of 'em!
Attack4: When I'm done with 'em, dez gonna look like cheese!
Attack5: Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka!!!
Attack6: I'z been shoot'n since you clicked me, boz!
Attack7: I'z gonna crump 'em, no.. wait... DAKKA 'EM!!!
Attack8: Time to darken the skies!
Attack9: How'z I gonna get der teef from all the way up 'ere?
Attack10: Ere' we go!
Attack11: Come getz it you squishy git!
Attack12: We'z got the goo'd stuff, lads!
Attack13: Slimey Git... you'z going down der!
Attack14: They'd be hurt'nz now. he he he..
Charge1: Waarrggghhh!
Charge2: Hahahahah!! Dakka! Hahahah!!
Charge3: Did you even see me com'n up 'ere?
Charge4: Gork's Hammer!!!
Charge5: You like being filled with Dakka?!?!?! hahahah!
Charge6: Smash 'em!
Charge7: Tear out der tingy!
Jump_Teleport1: Alright!
Jump_Teleport2: Dakka!
Jump_Teleport3: Thanks boz!
Jump_Teleport4: Going off the map.. and fly'n back down!
Jump_Teleport5: har har har har!
Jump_Teleport6: Over we'z go'ez!
Jump_Teleport7: Not catch'nz me'z nowz!
Jump_Teleport8: Bye'z bye.. Umie! he he he he
Jump_Teleport9: Out of 'er!
Jump_Teleport10: You'z not get'n me!
Ability1: 'Er some bomb'nz for ya!
Ability2: Hitt'n the big red button!
Ability3: Yeahh throw the grot too!
Ability4: 'Ere we go, lads!
Ability5: Time to be cut'n!
Combat1: You'z can't hit me! hehehe.
Combat2: Dakka for you.. and you.. and YOU!!!
Combat3: Quick shoot'n me... I'z the shooty one!
Combat4: 'Ey ah were those holes in the wing before?
Combat5: I'z can't hear yer cry'n over me super shootaz!
Combat6: Get off my tail ya grot!
Combat7: Ha! Won't get killed by an Umie today!
Combat8: Pah! Wut a Grot!
Death1: Wut.. no No NO NO NOOOO!!!
Death2: Arrrgghhhh!
Death3: Tell the grot I love 'eeemmmmaargrghhhh!!
Death4: Hahahah oh look that's dirt...
Death5: No.. NO! Me hell is eternal...
Death6: Arrghhh its not fair...
Death7: Oh.. sod off!!!
Bommer
Notes: The pilot of the Bommer speaks very rapidly. He has a croaky voice and oddly enough, calmly talks through his lines through near-clenched teeth as if he has a cigar in his mouth (voice actor could probably do with chewing a marker pen as he / she does the lines). He is constantly ensuring his gunmen are on their toes, and despite his calmness, he is military minded – obviously. He talks to his staff quite frequently, but there is no sign of a specified number of staff, nor what their duties are (beyond gunner), and neither is a species mentioned. Neither do these other crew members participate at any point.
Unit_Complete1: She’s in da air! Dunno ‘ow long for dough!
Unit_Complete2: I’ll blast dem off dis rock!
Unit_Complete3: ‘Ere ta brighten up der day!
Unit_Complete4: More guns dan you can shoot a surfas ta air missile at!
Unit_Complete5: Da boy’z are waitin’ to shoot da ‘ell outta stuff!
Unit_Complete6: Good. We ain’t missed the action just yet!
Unit_Complete7: Well, da bad news iz we forgot da kitchen sink but we sure as ‘ell brought everfin else!
Selection1: Bommer waitin ta bomb stuff!
Selection2: Where dya want da payload?
Selection3: Bommer ‘ere!
Selection4: Where to?
Selection5: Wassup?
Selection6: Give uz a location and considerate blitzed!
Selection7: Bombiest of da bombiest reportin?
Move1: We’ll give it a once-over!!
Move2: Shoot anything dat moves boyz!
Move3: Makin’ it so!
Move4: Keep ya eyes on da ground, sisters!
Move5: (hull groans) Someone check dat out!
Move6: On it boss!
Move7: HAHAHA! Anyone else see dose birds get sucked into da engine?
Attack1: Time ta drop a bomb shell on der planz!
Attack2: Fires dose gun’s till day melt, ladies!
Attack3: Wake up sleepy ‘edz! We got company on da ground!
Attack4: Now anyone wanna tell me why day aint dead yet?
Attack5: Get doze guns singin’ girls!
Attack6: If no one wants ta be apart o’ dis, derz da door!
Attack7: Gork-dammit! Duz I gotta shoot me blasta out da window n’ show ya ‘ow its done or what?
Ability1: Empty da lot!
Ability2: I want all guns on dat one der!
Ability3: Try dis on fer size maggotz!
Ability4: Patch ‘er up girlfriends!
Ability5: Punchin’ dat magical button!
Death1: Mayday!
Death2: We’re goin down!
Death3: Not what I had in mind girls!
Death4: Those fools iz wastin’ der ammo!
Blitza Bommer
Notes: Ork dive bomber suitable for the bravest (some might say the most unhinged) Flyboys. These aircrafts 'aim' their bombs by diving at the target, releasing their Boom Bomb at the very last moment possible -
something which tends to panic the onboard Grot Gunner. As every flyboy knows, you go much faster when plummeting downwards, and some Orks completely forget to pull out of their dive and end up smashing into the ground.
Once they've blown everything up (and hopefully not themselves) then there's a pair of supa shootas ready to mop up any stray or squishy targets.
Blitza-Bommers are typically armed with a pair of Supa Shootas and a Grot-manned Big Shoota. Their payload consists of a pair of heavy types of bombs known as Boom Bombs.
Unit_Complete1: [FlyBoy] Blitza-Bomma reportin' fer duty, boss! [Grot Gunner] All loud 'an clear! Me 'ope ...
Unit_Complete2: [Grot Gunner] Stukka reportin' fer duty, boss! [FlyBoy] Oi. Dat's my line. An’ wotz a zoggin' stukka?
Unit_Complete3: [Grot Gunner] JU-Orky-Seven reportin' fer duty, boss. [FlyBoy] Been on da fungus brew, 'ave we?
Unit_Complete4: [FlyBoy] Deffkopta reportin' fer duty. [beat] [FlyBoy] Wot? [FlyBoy exchanges hurried whispers with Grot Gunner] [FlyBoy] Oh right, Blitza-bommer reportin' fer duty, guv.
Unit_Complete5: [FlyBoy] Dive bomma 'ere, guv.
Unit_Complete6: [FlyBoy] Rollin' out onta da tarmac, boss.
Unit_Complete7: [FlyBoy] Air shuperiority comin' up, boss. [Grot Gunner] Sheesh! “Air shuperiority.”
Unit_Complete8: [FlyBoy] Someone call in for da big banga ?!?! [Grot Gunner] Itz gonna be loud !!
Unit_Complete9: [FlyBoy] About zoggin' time !!! [Grot Gunner] We'z been waitin' for some action !!
Unit_Complete10: [Grot Gunner] Blitza Bomma 'ere boss- Punching noise [FlyBoy] Datz my radio ya git !! Grot Gunner makes small mewling sounds of pain in the backround
Unit_Complete11: [FlyBoy] WE'Z FLYIN WE'Z FLYIN !! [Grot Gunner] GAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
Unit_Complete12: [FlyBoy] Da Red Flya be flyin boss !! [Grot Gunner] An itz on da hunt for panzies !!!
Unit_Complete13: [FlyBoy] Flyin' thu da sky !!! [Grot Gunner] Itz time for gitz to die !!!
Selection1: [FlyBoy] What ya want, boss?? [Grot Gunner] Yeh?
Selection2: [FlyBoy] Yes, guv?
Selection3: [FlyBoy & Grot Gunner] Yes, guv? [Flyboy smacks Grot Gunner, who yelps in pain] [FlyBoy] Keep it down, or ya getz anuva one! [Grot Gunner] S-sorry, boss!
Selection4: [FlyBoy] Yes, nob? [Grot Gunner] Shhh! Don't call 'im dat!
Selection5: [FlyBoy] Da Red Baron 'ere, boss. [Grot Gunner] Da Black Arrer more like it. [FlyBoy] Wotz dat!? [Grot Gunner] Nuffink, boss.
Selection6: [FlyBoy] Ready ta blitz, boss. [Grot Gunner] Now, 'bout dat - I'z woz meanin' ta -- [FlyBoy] Shut yer gob, git!
Selection7: [FlyBoy] You called, guv?
Selection8: [FlyBoy] I eva tell you 'bout da time I woz stashoned on Urk? [something in the cockpit beeps] Oh! Lookz like we'z needed. [Grot Gunner lets out a big sigh] [Grot Gunner] Fank Mork.
Selection9: [FlyBoy] Orkikaze ready, boss! [Grot Gunner] Orki-what!?
Selection10: [FlyBoy] You'z got a job for us ? [Grot Gunner] We'z been bored 'ere !!
Selection11: [FlyBoy & Grot Gunner] Wot now !?!?!? [Flyboy smacks the Grot Gunner, yells in pain] [FlyBoy] Keep it down, or ya will get anotha one !! [Grot Gunner] S-sorry boss !!
Selection12: [FlyBoy] We'z ready boss !! [Grot Gunner] Not even blown up yet !!!
Move1: [Grot Gunner] 'Ere comes da orkwaffe! [FlyBoy] Da wot?
Move2: [FlyBoy] On our way, guv.
Move3: [FlyBoy & Grot Gunner] 'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go!
Move4: [FlyBoy] Like dere woz dis wun time, back on Charadon. Dis yoof, right? He -- [Grot Gunner] Um, boss? [FlyBoy] Quiet! I'z tellin' a story, like. [Grot Gunner] Y-yes, boss. But me finks he wantz us ta move. [FlyBoy] Oh, right. Sorry, guv. On our way.
Move5: [FlyBoy] Oi! Get dose greasy bodgers offa dere! We'z movin'! [Grot Gunner] Yes, boss! [Grot Gunner turns, calls out] [Grot Gunner] Hurry! Hurry! Attach dat dere! Don't forget da red wun!
Move6: [Grot Gunner] Get a zoggin' move on! [FlyBoy] Wot!? [Grot Gunner] Datz wot he said, wot he said! Me swearz! Me swearz!
Move7: [FlyBoy] Takin' off. [Grot Gunner] Ta where!? [FlyBoy] Ourz not ta reazon why, my grot. Ourz just ta -- [Grot Gunner] Yes?? Ta what?? [FlyBoy] Ah... Me forgets da rest.
Move8: [FlyBoy] Let's fly! [Grot Gunner] Yes, let's! [FlyBoy] You takin' da piss? [Grot Gunner] No, boss! Neva!
Move9: [Grot Gunner] Now, did ya remember yer 'methium? An' yer boom bombz? [FlyBoy] Yes, mum.
Attack1: [FlyBoy] Da-dan-a-da-da! Da-dan-a-da-da! [Grot Gunner] Wot ya singin' boss?
Attack2: [Grot Gunner] Does we 'ave to?
Attack3: [Grot Gunner] We'll swoop down outta da evil sun, we will! [FlyBoy] Wot iz ya, an un-Orky Blood Axe? [Grot Gunner] Sorry, boss. You'z right. Straight ahead, den?
Attack4: [Grot Gunner] Over dere!? You'z gotta be jokin', boss! [FlyBoy] Shut yer gob an’ do wot da nob says, ya git.
Attack5: [FlyBoy & Grot Gunner] Waaagh!
Attack6: [FlyBoy] Panziez, 'umiez, blue skinned gitz... we'z can take 'em. [Grot Gunner] Me 'opes yer right.
Attack7: [Grot Gunner] Um, I'll give ya free teef not ta make us go. [FlyBoy] Don't mind 'im, boss. C'mon, ya stupid git.
Attack8: [FlyBoy] Red leader, dis iz red wun. Movin' in. [Grot Gunner] You just luvz sayin' dat, doezn't ya?
Attack9: [FlyBoy] Gold leader, dis iz red wun. Movin' inta pozishun. [Grot Gunner] I fought we woz Red Wun. [FlyBoy] Quiet, you.
Charge1: [FlyBoy & Grot Gunner] Waaagh!
Charge2: [FlyBoy] Get ready for da blitz!
Charge3: [FlyBoy] Rammin' speed! [Grot Gunner] R-rammin' speed? Ah, boss, can we'z talk 'bout dis?
Charge4: [FlyBoy & Grot Gunner] Dakka dakka dakka!
Charge5: [FlyBoy] For da klan! [Grot Gunner] Ah, wot klan iz we again?
Jump_Teleport1: [Grot Gunner] Oi! W-where we'z goin'? [FlyBoy] Quit yer narkin', grot!
Jump_Teleport2: [Grot Gunner] I-is we'z dead? [FlyBoy] Na, we'z made it.
Jump_Teleport3: [FlyBoy & Grot Gunner] Woohoo!
Jump_Teleport4: [FlyBoy] Da red wunz go fasta!
Jump_Teleport5: [FlyBoy] Speed freakz away! [Grot Gunner lets out a big sigh] [Grot Gunner] “Speed freakz”? Really?
Jump_Teleport6: [FlyBoy] Aftaburnaz!
Ability1: [Burna Bomb drop] [FlyBoy] Stuka stuka stuka! [Grot Gunner] Doezn't ya meanz "dakka dakka dakka", boss? [FlyBoy] Shut yer gob, ya naff git! [Grot Gunner] Yes, boss.
Ability2: [Burna Bomb drop] [FlyBoy] Commencin' bombin'! [Grot Gunner] Doez we'z 'ave to?
Ability3: [Burna Bomb drop] [FlyBoy] Bomz away! Oi, woz we'z at da proppa angle, like? [Grot Gunner] I can't seez! Me haz me eyez closed!
Ability4: [Grot Gunner] Bail out! Bail out! [FlyBoy] Oi, quit yer narkin'. Dis'll stop 'em.
Ability5: [Grot Gunner] Bank left! Bank left! [FlyBoy] Quit yer narkin', ya gaff git! I got dis.
Ability6: [Grot Gunner] Evasive maneuvers! [FlyBoy] Evasive wot? [Grot Gunner lets out a big sigh] [Grot Gunner] Nuffin' boss. Iz’ll do it.
Combat1: [FlyBoy] Ya want sum of dis? Doez ya!? Doez ya!? [Grot Gunner] Um, me finks they'z 'ad enuff, boss. Go 'ome now, shall we? Shall we?
Combat2: [FlyBoy] Come an' zoggin' get sum, ya gitz! [Grot Gunner] I-I'z got a plan: H-howz about we turn tail an’ run? [FlyBoy] Shut yer gob, yer gob-squid runt!
Combat3: [Grot Gunner] Bogiez at four o'clock, boss! [FlyBoy] Right. Well, iz a long time till den, yeh? [Grot Gunner] No! Four o'clock! Now!
Combat4: [Grot Gunner] Theyz all around us, boss! Try an Immelmann turn or somefin'! [FlyBoy] Immelmann what?
Combat5: [FlyBoy] Get on dat 'eavy shoota, snot! [Grot Gunner] I ain't no snot, ya nob! [Grot Gunner fires] [Grot Gunner] Dakka dakka!
Combat6: [FlyBoy] How many killz we got, grot? [Grot Gunner] Ah, let’s see… wun, two, free, four, five… ah… lotz!
Death1: [FlyBoy] We’z comin’ Mork! [Grot Gunner] We’z comin’ Gork! [Flyboy smacks Grot Gunner] [Grot Gunner] Ow! Izn't Mork wot hit ya when ya ain't lookin'? [FlyBoy] Oi! I'll 'ave ya for dat, ya little heretik runt! Come 'ere 'an -- [both notice they’re about to crash] [FlyBoy & Grot Gunner] Waaagh!
Death2: [Grot Gunner] Uh-oh. [FlyBoy] Wot? [Grot Gunner] Didz we just lose a wing?
Death3: [FlyBoy] Oi. Which god we'z prays to? [Grot Gunner] Gork. Why? [Grot Gunner notices something] [Grot Gunner] Oh...
Death4: [FlyBoy] Mayday! Mayday! We'z goin' down. I repeat, we'z goin'... [FlyBoy tosses radio aside, turns to Grot Gunner] [FlyBoy] Bail out, ya runt! Bail out! [Grot Gunner] Me can't! Mez nailed ta the zoggin' bombadierz nest! [FlyBoy] Oh yeah. See ya.
Death5: [FlyBoy & Grot Gunner] Arrggghhhh!
Death6: [FlyBoy & Grot Gunner] Garrrhhhhh!
Burna Bommer
Notes: For some Flyboyz, guns might not be as fun as flamethrowers. Orks love fire and it was therefore inevitable that someday a Mek would think of attaching canisters of volatile promethium to the underside of an Ork Bommer - thus the Burna-Bommer was born. Equipped with incendiary bombs and missiles, this aircraft performs its attack runs at as low an altitude as possible. Such a technique is, predictably dangerous, and not only for the target.
Burna-Bommers usually feature a twin-linked Supa Shoota and a Grot-manned defence turret, armed with a twin-linked Big Shoota. Their payload includes two Burna Bombs and up to six incendiary Skorcha Missiles.
Unit_Complete1: [FlyBoy] Burna-Bomma reportin’ fer duty, boss! [Grot Gunner] All loud ‘an clear! Me ‘ope ...
Unit_Complete2: [FlyBoy] Oooh! Always wanted ta fly wunna dese! Used to be a burna boy, ya know? [Grot Gunner] Still are, you ask me. [FlyBoy] Wotz dat!? [Grot Gunner] Nuffink, boss.
Unit_Complete3: [FlyBoy] Deffkopta reportin’ fer duty. [beat] [FlyBoy] Wot? [FlyBoy exchanges hurried whispers with Grot Gunner] [FlyBoy] Oh right, Burna-bommer reportin’ fer duty, guv.
Unit_Complete4: [FlyBoy] Kommand of da air comin’ up, boss. [Grot Gunner] Sheesh! “Kommand of da air.”
Unit_Complete5: [FlyBoy] Need sumfink burned?
Unit_Complete6: [FlyBoy] I luv da smell of ‘methium in da mornin’. [FlyBoy] Me doezn’t. [Grot Gunner] Ya know, sum day dis war’z gonna end.
Unit_Complete7: [FlyBoy] Look sharp, grot! We’z on! [Grot Gunner] Y-yes, boss!
Selection1: [FlyBoy] Ready ta rain fire! [Grot Gunner] Um, you realizes dis iz bashically wun big flyin’ gas can we’z sittin’ on? Does ya!? Does ya!?
Selection2: [FlyBoy] Want we should burn sumfink? [Grot Gunner] Or g-go back ta da dump? Yes? Yes?
Selection3: [FlyBoy] Oooh! A dogfight iz it? Iz it? [Grot Gunner] Quiet down an’ ‘ear wot he haz ta say!
Selection4: [Grot Gunner] Burna bombz? [FlyBoy] Check. [Grot Gunner] Super shoota? Skorcha missiles? [FlyBoy] Check and check. [Grot Gunner] Aileronz? [FlyBoy] Nah, we don’tz needz dem.
Selection5: [Grot Gunner] Oi. Wotz da average life expectancy for a burna-bommer crew? [FlyBoy] Dunno. Why’d ya ask? [Grot Gunner] N-no reazon.
Selection6: [FlyBoy] Wot you want? [Grot Gunner] C’mon, spit it out! [FlyBoy] Quiet, grot!
Selection7: [FlyBoy] Where ya want us, boss? [Grot Gunner] Me finks he wantz us to stay right ‘ere, all safe like. Yes?
Selection8: [FlyBoy] Flyin’ iz in me blood. Where ya want me? [Grot Gunner] Um, why iz me nailed ta da bombadierz nest?
Selection9: [FlyBoy] Put down dat juicy squig an’ grab yer shoota! We’z needed! [Grot Gunner munches on something] [Grot Gunner] Y-yes, s-sir!
Move1: [Grot Gunner] Y-yes, sir. [Grot Gunner turns from radio] [Grot Gunner] Orderz just came in, Kapt’in. Time ta scramble! [FlyBoy] Where to?
Move2: [FlyBoy] Disconnect dat fuel line! We’z movin'! [Grot Gunner] Y-yes, boss!
Move3: [Grot Gunner] Wait! Dere's still a snot wiv a spanna on da wing! [FlyBoy] Not ta worry. Wind’ll blow ‘im right off, proppa like.
Move4: [Grot Gunner] Please enshure dat yer tray ‘an seatback iz in da upright pozitshun. [FlyBoy] Shut yer gob, ya naff git!
Move5: [Grot Gunner] Wait! Our engine’z broke! [FlyBoy] Me doezn’t believe it’z broke. [Grot Gunner] Oh! Yer right! Just fixed itself, boss!
Move6: [FlyBoy] Ready fer take off, boss! [Grot Gunner] Izn’t we already airborne? [FlyBoy] Quiet you!
Move7: [FlyBoy] We’ll come in unda da radar! [Grot Gunner] Doez ya even know wot radar iz?
Move8: [Grot Gunner] Oi boss, me finks dis crate won’t fly. [FlyBoy] If ya build it, it will fly.
Move9: [FlyBoy] ‘Ere we go! [Grot Gunner] I’z doezn't wanna! [FlyBoy] Just don’t lookz down.
Attack1: [FlyBoy] Gold leader, dis is Gold Wun. Movin’ in. [Grot Gunner] But wot if dere’s more dan wun of us, boss? Like if dere’s two, iz we’z Gold Two? [FlyBoy] Shut yer gob, ya git! [Grot Gunner] Yes, boss.
Attack2: [FlyBoy] We’ll duff ‘em. [Grot Gunner mumbles under his breath] [Grot Gunner] You wishez. [FlyBoy] Wotz dat!? [Grot Gunner] Nuffink, boss.
Attack3: [FlyBoy] You ‘eard ‘im! Let’z get da gitz! [Grot Gunner] Aye-aye... [Grot Gunner mumbles under his breath] ...ya big dummy.
Attack4: [FlyBoy] Oh, we’ll bring ‘em gore! We’ll bring ‘em gore! [FlyBoy is suddenly not so sure] [FlyBoy] Won’t we, grot? [Grot Gunner sighs a big sigh] [Grot Gunner] Yes, boss.
Attack5: [FlyBoy] Roger-roger, guv. [FlyBoy turns to Grot Gunner] Oi, you! Get da skum! [Grot Gunner sighs a big sigh] [Grot Gunner] Yes, boss.
Attack6: [FlyBoy] Snik dem gitz! [Grot Gunner] Dakka dakka comin’ up, boss.
Attack7: [Grot Gunner] Ready ta sortie, boss! [FlyBoy] Wotz a sortie?
Attack8: [FlyBoy] Flyin’ flamer on da way! [Grot Gunner] Flyin’ coffin, more like it. [FlyBoy] Wotz dat!? [Grot Gunner] Nuffink, boss.
Attack9: [FlyBoy] Comin’ in low an’ fast! [Grot Gunner] Too low! Too fast!
Charge1: [FlyBoy & Grot Gunner] ‘Ere we go!
Charge2: [FlyBoy] Zog you, skum! [Grot Gunner] Wot he said.
Charge3: [FlyBoy] Waaagh! [FlyBoy turns to Grot Gunner] Well? [Grot Gunner] Oh, right, Waaagh.
Charge4: [FlyBoy] Burn, skum! Burn! [Grot Gunner] Yeh, burn! [FlyBoy] Shut yer gob!
Charge5: [FlyBoy] For da glory of Mork! [Grot Gunner] For da glory of Gork! [FlyBoy] Oi! Wot you say!?
Jump_Teleport1: [FlyBoy] Boosterz engaged! [Grot Gunner squeals with g-force]
Jump_Teleport2: [FlyBoy] Engage boosterz! [Grot Gunner] Does wez ‘ave to?
Jump_Teleport3: [FlyBoy] Up up an’ away! [Grot Gunner] “Up up an’ away”? Really?
Jump_Teleport4: [FlyBoy] I’z needz more power, grotty! [Grot Gunner] I’z givin’ her all she’z got, Kapt’n!
Jump_Teleport5: [FlyBoy] Yessir, boss. We’ll be dere in a jiffy. [Grot Gunner] S-slow down!
Jump_Teleport6: [FlyBoy] Eat wash, gitz! [Grot Gunner squeals with g-force]
Ability1: [Burna Bomb drop] [FlyBoy] Deff from above! [Grot Gunner giggles hysterically]
Ability2: [Burna Bomb drop] [FlyBoy] Burn! Burn! Burn! [Grot Gunner giggles hysterically]
Ability3: [Burna Bomb drop] [FlyBoy] Dis iz da end! My only friend, da end! [Grot Gunner giggles hysterically]
Ability4: [Burna Bomb drop] [FlyBoy] Commencin’ bombin’ run.
Ability5: [Skorcha Missiles launch] [FlyBoy] Hot enuff fer ya? [Grot Gunner] Skorcha! Skorcha! [Grot Gunner giggles hysterically]
Ability6: [Skorcha Missiles launch] [FlyBoy] Letz turn up da heat! [Grot Gunner giggles hysterically]
Ability7: [Skorcha Missiles launch] [FlyBoy] Fire an’ forget! [Grot Gunner] Forget wot? [FlyBoy] I’z forgot’n already.
Ability8: [Grot Gunner] Bank left! Left! [FlyBoy] Hold on! [Grot Gunner] Yer uva left!
Ability9: [Grot Gunner] Deploy chaff! [FlyBoy] Wotz chaff? [Grot Gunner] Sheesh. Iz’ll do it...
Ability10: [Grot Gunner] Bail out! Bail out! [FlyBoy] Quiet, ya naff git! I gotz sumfink betta.
Combat1: [Grot Gunner] Dakka dakka dakka!
Combat2: [Grot Gunner] Bogiez at three o’clock! [FlyBoy] Wait-wait! I know dis wun. Dat’s left, right? [Grot Gunner] Right. [FlyBoy] Right!?
Combat3: [Grot Gunner] Can we ‘ead back ta da slag now? Can we? Can we?? [FlyBoy] Quit narkin’ me, ya weedy runt! An’ shootz! Shootz!
Combat4: [Grot Gunner] ‘Ere dey come! [FlyBoy] Get on dat big shoota!
Combat5: [FlyBoy] Eat dakka, skum! We’z gonna duff you gitz! [Grot Gunner] Easier said dan done...
Combat6: [FlyBoy] You lookin’ at me? You lookin’ at me!? [Grot Gunner] Yeh, he’s shootin’ at ya too, boss.
Death1: [FlyBoy] Oh, zog it. [Grot Gunner] Tell me squig I lovez ‘im!
Death2: [Grot Gunner] Pull up! Pull up! [FlyBoy] Pull wot up?
Death3: [Grot Gunner] Oh, no. ‘Ere comes da ‘urty. Me finks me’ll come back as a squig. [FlyBoy] Quit yer narkin’. Pain boyz’ll fix ya right up, proppa like.
Death4: [Grot Gunner] To me snotz, me bequeaths me spanna an’ stikkbomz. To me squig, me leavez... [FlyBoy] Wot you writin’? [FlyBoy notices something up ahead] [FlyBoy] Oh.
Death5: [FlyBoy & Grot Gunner] Arrggghhhh!
Death6: [FlyBoy & Grot Gunner] Garrrhhhhh!
Deff Dread
Notes: Grot voice - very confident now he's in a nigh-unpregnable sarchophagus of doom! Sounds very bitter and vengeful to anything that is (or used rather to be) bigger than him!
Unit_Complete1: Look at me! I putz on a few 'undred pounds 'round da waistline, yeah? !
Unit_Complete2: Methinks i'z gotta shot at da Warboss in dis thing...
Unit_Complete3: ARGH! Der'z ratz in 'ere?!?
Unit_Complete4: Where'z dat ork who kept whippin' me!
Unit_Complete5: Can dis ting get on da back of a squiggoth?
Unit_Complete6: Deff Dread, waitin' to smash sumfin up!
Unit_Complete7: Dis ting could open up an' drink a killa-kan!
Selection1: Whatcha want deaded??
Selection2: Deff Dread 'ere, but I can still hear you! Weird!
Selection3: Namez a place, I'z wreck it!
Selection4: Now'z a good time to join that rebellion...
Selection5: Iz der a rest room in ere?
Selection6: C'mon! LET ME SMASH 'EM FOR YA BOSS!
Selection7: Eh, boyz! I can 'ere a gasleak in 'ere! Light a torch and look fer it!
Move1: Stomping o'er der now!
Move2: Deff Dread movin!
Move3: Nuttin' ere I don't think!
Move4: Maybe I'z make dose orks build ME a settlement whenz i get back!
Move5: Lookin' fer sumfin to vent frustrations on!
Move6: No gittin' away from da Deff Dread!
Move7: grrrrr-grrrrrr-grrrrr
Attack1: DER DAY ARE!!!!
Attack2: Come 'ere you!
Attack3: Go tell ya dreadnoughts - I'll sort dem outz while i'z 'ere!
Attack4: I'z fall on ya!
Attack5: You'z wait right der! I'z comin'!
Attack6: EVER SEEN A GROT LIKE DIS? EH? ... No... me neither!
Attack7: TINY UMIES! Now you know ow I felt!
Charge1: WAAAGH!
Charge2: I'z da last thing you gonna poo your pants for, Mister!
Charge3: I'z so excited!
Ability1: What duz dis button do?
Ability2: Bashing keyboard, boss!
Ability3: RARGH!
Ability4: NO! WAIT!
Ability5: I'z press da 'never press dis button' button!
Combat1: I'z rips ya a new one!
Combat2: HAHAHA! Why'z you even here?
Combat3: SHOOT AND BASH AND SLEEP AND BASH AND STOMP AND EAT!
Death1: Noooo! I'm just a poor little grot tryna make his way in a harsh and unforgiving world...
Death2: ARGH!
Death3: MY DEFF DREAD'S RUBBIIIIIIISH!!!!!!!!!
Death4: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Mega Dread
Notes: An Ork Dreadnought is a poorly made Dreadnought equivalent with an Ork half bolted into the cockpit. Being in such a small space with no organic contact drives an ork mad, so the Ork in that big can is looney, frantic and eager to kill everything in his path just because he feels sorry for himself. kILLING IS ALSO THE ONLY JOY HE HAS LEFT
Unit_Complete1: Im da Stompiest killin machine in all da WAAAGH! You got a problem with that.
Unit_Complete2: Lets get killin!
Unit_Complete3: KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL...Wheres da killin at.
Unit_Complete4: Hey Doc, I gotta screw loose..HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Unit_Complete5: Just tell me where da killin is.
Unit_Complete6: "Snoring"....wha, what KILL, KILL!!!
Unit_Complete7: Point me to da killin, boss!!!
Selection1: Say dat again!
Selection2: You wanna get stomped, I got da feet teh do it! well, I used teh....."sobs"
Selection3: Why dont yeh get a little closer.
Selection4: You talk teh me again and Ill frakkin krump yeh.
Selection5: Do you know where da fightin is, I'z bored out of me mind..HAHHAHAHAHAHA.
Selection6: I got Dakka, I got Stompy, just point me somewhere.
Selection7: Yeah, what is it boss!
Move1: Point and Im goin!
Move2: Stomp, what are we stompin!?
Move3: On me way!
Move4: Where the Frak are we goin!?
Move5: Time for killin, right boss!?
Move6: Yeah, yeah, Im goin!
Move7: Me first, me first!!!
Attack1: KIL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL!!!!!
Attack2: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
Attack3: I'z gonna rip you limb from bloody limb!
Attack4: Ill rip em teh bitz.
Attack5: Time to warm up the Dakka.!!
Attack6: I want'z first pick!
Attack7: Finally, some squishy flesh!!
Charge1: Im gonna Krump your brains out.
Charge2: KILL, KRUMP, STOMP, STOMP STOMP!
Charge3: mOVE FASTER YEH BLOODY MACHINE!!
Ability1: Take this yeh gitz!
Ability2: Time for Krumpin, whose first!
Ability3: AIM and.....DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA KABOOM!
Ability4: I'z tough as nails, Iz hard.
Ability5: What's da matter yeh panzies, scared of a little pain.
Combat1: Come here, yeh sod!
Combat2: Time to make some red paint!
Combat3: Time to stomp and kill, especially STOMP.
Death1: Hey, dis aint so bad.
Death2: I'z finished.
Death3: RAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH.....
Death4: No, I'z big and stompy, you cant.....
Mega Dread -- ALTERNATE LINES
Notes: Your an ork boyz and you are wired into this dred so it is part of you as you are part of it so you treat it as ya own leg or arm been blowen off so maybe you sound a bit more metalic
Unit_Complete1: mega dred here to blow stuff up and make ya tanks smalla
Unit_Complete2: dule gatlas are checked and redy to make humies into mince meat
Unit_Complete3: all right ere we go time to get stuck in
Unit_Complete4: ya thought a deff dred was nasty but dats befor i got ere
Unit_Complete5: right den time ta bin ya waling dusttbin kill kan's i'm ere and i'm betta
Unit_Complete6: ok da boss wants me so i'm ere now so dont waste me time
Unit_Complete7: redy for stompin crushin and any fing else dat is fun
Selection1: ya want me ta cut ya fingers off humie runt
Selection2: right den who's gona get crushed just tell me boss
Selection3: ok den were we goin i hope it some were ta crush
Selection4: what now last time ya picked me der was no blood n gor
Selection5: stop messin wiv me wires or i'll bust ya nut in
Selection6: right wat ya want now ya humie git
Selection7: i been ere over an 'our so 'urry up
Move1: getbe hind me i'm gona stomp any thing in me way
Move2: if ya in me way ya getting made to a flat thing
Move3: right dem movin out boss erm were we goin
Move4: of a stompin i'll go of a stompin i'll go muahahahaha
Move5: get out of me way i'm a cumin through
Move6: on da way to death and des-truck-tion boss
Move7: time ta rok n roll ta get ta da killin
Attack1: time ta krush dem humie wiv me claw
Attack2: got em dead eyed for me gunz
Attack3: redy, aim , DAKKA (mad ork laff)
Attack4: so da boss wants dem dead well who am i ta argue
Attack5: WAAAAAAAAGH TIME TA KILL DA HUMIES
Attack6: tell da boss ta scrap da kans as dis dred gona do more damage
Attack7: i'm redy ta kill gimme da orda to do it
Charge1: WAAAAAAAAGH TIME TA RUSH DEM
Charge2: time ta charge so betta get me pistons movin
Charge3: on ward ta da kill and ta da good gubbins
Combat1: good good da blood on me claw is drippin
Combat2: time ta rip dem humies ta bitz
Combat3: right in da middle stompain all of dem
Ability1: stick dis in ya exaust pipe n smoke it
Ability2: (muhahahaha) right in da sprockets
Ability3: ok dem lets get da sights locked
Ability4: get da grots ta fix dat up NOW
Ability5: right dem lets get it done for me
Death1: ok who shot me legs off dis thing
Death2: OH GORK ME WIRES ARE A MESS
Death3: wats dat drippin and dis funny smell <boom>
Death4 i'll be back ta stompa ya more next time
Gorkanaut
Notes: The Gorkanaut possesses all the unsubtle brutality of Gork along with a blocky silhouette that looms menacingly over friend and foe alike. Piloted by an Ork Nob, this hulking orkoid armoured war suit is the epitome of everything an Ork aspires to be: Massive, tough, loud and destructive. The driver should be a boisterous Ork who wants utter destruction, carnage and the joys of stomping his enemies.
Unit_Complete1: Da Gorkanaut ez ere!
Unit_Complete2: Gorkanaut ready for stompin’!
Unit_Complete3: I ez ere ta stomp in da name o’ Gork!
Unit_Complete4: Gorkz Big Stompa ez ere!
Unit_Complete5: Gork! Gork! GORK!
Unit_Complete6: Iz on da battlefield fer Gork!
Unit_Complete7: Gork ez ere!!!!
Selection1: Iz want ta stomp!
Selection2: Wot? Who we stompin’?
Selection3: Da Gorkanaut wants ta stomp!
Selection4: Gorkanaut!
Selection5: Diz ez da Gorkanaut!
Selection6: I ez big! I ez mean!
Selection7: Green mean, fightin’ machine!
Selection8: Diz ez da biggest dakka dere ez…
Selection9: Gorkz big dakka deff machine!
Move1: Where we fightin’?
Move2: Why izn’t we’z stompin’?!
Move3: Where da WAAAGH going?
Move4:I wantz to stomp’!
Move5: Gorkanaut ez on da way!
Move6: Wot? Move over dere?
Move7:Deff machine ez on da move!
Move8: Dey gonna hear da clunkin’ of da Gorkanaut! (Say this as if he were pulling a cocky grin/with humour)
Move9: Stompin’ over dere!
Attack1: Feel da might o’ Gork ya git!
Attack2: I ez da biggezt AN’ da strongezt!
Attack3:Stomp! SMASH, STOMP!
Attack4: Deyz be nothin’ but squig feed!
Attack5: WAAAAGH!!! (Ork warcry)
Attack6: I’z wantz dem unda my stompa!
Attack7: Gorkanaut ez bringin’ da dakka!
Attack8: Dakka an’ deff everywhere!!!
Attack9: I AM DA MEAN MACHINE!
Charge1: STOMP EM!
Charge2: WAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!! (Very loud ork warcry)
Charge3: I AM DA MEANEST ANNNN DA GREENEST!
Charge4: GORK EZ GONNA SMASH DEESE GITZ!
Ability1: I AM DA MEANEST ORK O’ GORK DERE EZ!!! (Charging)
Ability2: WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! (loudest ork warcry you can do.)
Ability3: I BE LAYIN’ DOWN DA DAKKA!!! (Barrage ability)
Ability4: I be blowin’ up dese gitz with da rokkit launchas! (Barrage)
Ability5: Get in ya grotz! I (boarding)
Ability6: All aboard da gorkanaut ya gitz! Bahaha! (Should be said with a bit of cheer)
Combat1: OI! Dey z tryin’ to kill da gorkanaut!
Combat2: DEEZE GITZ NOT GONNA KILL DA GORKANAUT! (should be said with some anger)
Combat3: Da mean machine ez unda attack!
Combat4: Boss, da gorkanaut is unda attack!
Combat5: Dey tryin’ to be like Mork on uz!
Combat6: WAAAGH!!! (Ork Warcry)
Death1: I …. Still..da meanest….
Death2: Da gorkanaut got stomped! (Should be said with a bit of hysteria)
Death3: I ez too mean to die!
Death4: Aaaaaaghhh!
Death5: Huuuurgh!
Death6: WAGH!!! (should be somewhat quick.)
Morkanaut
Notes: Where a Gorkanaut epitomizes the unsubtle brutality of almighty Gork, a Morkanaut displays all the lethal kunnin’ of equally almighty Mork. Each is built as a tribute to and imitation of their chosen god, and no warlord worth his bosspole would want to evoke the wrath of one god by favouring the other. Personally built and piloted by an Ork Mekboy, it is packed with glowy gubbinz from the Mek’s own workshop these mighty engines exist purely to cause carnage. This Ork should be fairly crafty sounding, maybe even a little devious.
Unit_Complete1: Da Morkanaut is ere ta bring da deff!
Unit_Complete2: Morkanaut en da battle boss!
Unit_Complete3: Mork an ez Mekboy iz ere!
Unit_Complete4: Morkanaut haz arrived boss!
Unit_Complete5: Morkanaut ready ta dispense some Dakka!
Unit_Complete6: Morkanaut ez ready to go!
Unit_Complete7: Morkanaut ready for da WAAAGH!!!
Selection1: Yea Boss?
Selection2: Whatcha Need Boss?
Selection3: Morkanaut ere.
Selection4: Iz got lotsa shooty stuff on dis…
Selection5: Aye, whazzit?
Selection6: Oi, check out da dakka on diz thing!
Selection7: Morkanaut ez waiting… (Sound a little impatient)
Selection8: When we be fighting?
Selection9: Gotta plan boss?
Move1: Morkanaut on da move!
Move2: What a kunnin idea…
Move3: Dat be a kunnin move!
Move4: Ere we go!
Move5: Da Morkanaut ez going!
Move6: On my way boss!
Move7: Whyz isn’t we fightin’??
Move8: Wots ya plan boss?
Move9: Morkanaut ez on da way!
Attack1: Da gitz not be expecting this! Hahaha!
Attack2: Mork ez kunnin ya grots!
Attack3: Im da most kunnin o’ all da orkz!
Attack4: WAAAGH!!! (Ork Warcry)
Attack5: I show them me big boot!
Attack6: Itz Killing Time!
Attack7: Letz start up da dakka!
Attack8: Smash em to bits! Hehehe….
Attack9: Wots dis? Some gitz ta crush? (should be a bit mocking)
Charge1: WE HIT EM WHEN DEY NOT LOOKIN’!
Charge2: Wot… dat be a KUNNIN idea!!! (Sound surprised, then elated)
Charge3: Gonna stomp deez gitz!
Charge4: WAAAGH!!! (Ork Warcry, loud one)
Ability1: We’ll send dem ALL da Dakka!
Ability2: We’z go all shooty n stuffs on em!
Ability3: GET IN MAH BELLY YA GROTZ!
Ability4: Inside da Morkanaut lads!
Ability5: Dey be DEAD after all diz Dakka! (State it matter of factly, emphasizing dead, like he is assuring you)
Combat1: Da gitz are attacking da Morkanaut!
Combat2: We’z unda attack!
Combat3: Deys think they clever huh…? (Not impressed)
Combat4: WAAAGH!!!! (ork Warcry)
Combat5: Get these snivelin’ grots offa us!
Combat6: Deeze gits think they can hurt da Morkanaut?! (Say it with an attitude of disregard, like Pfft you think you’re good?)
Death1: BUT I THOUGHTZ I WAZ KUNNIN’!!!! (Say it with utter disbelief)
Death2: DA ZOGGIN’ GITZ GOT ME!
Death3: Aight boyz, time to bail- *explosion*
Death4: WAAGH!!!!!! (Ork yell of pain)
Death5 : AAAAAGHHH
Death6: NO! NOT DA MORKANAUT!
Death7: But I waz just STARTN’ ta get crafty witchya!
Battlefortress
Notes: two Orks,a commander and a crew member,first should be as brutish as possible, the other a bit slow
Unit_Complete1: Dis.Iz.WAAAAGH!!! (commander,"this is Sparta" style)
Unit_Complete2: Look at me,Boss,I'z drivin'! (crew member) Shut yer trap. (commander)
Unit_Complete3: You'z lookin' at da best fing in dis Waaagh! (commander)
Unit_Complete4: It'z...it'z bootiful. (crew member)
Unit_Complete5: We'z da biggest an' da killiest! (crew member)
Unit_Complete6: Bein' big ain't alwayz enuff.Sumtimez ya need dakka. (commander)
Unit_Complete7: Dis'z me ride!Oh hey,Boss. (crew member,a smack follows)
Selection1: Stop pushin' dem buttons,ya zogger! (commander)
Selection2: Dis iz da best tank ever made! (commander) Really,Boss? (crew member)
Selection3: Oi,bring me a squig t' eat! (commander)
Selection4: Wot are yer ordaz,kommanda? (commander)
Selection5: I fink I luv dis tank. (crew member)
Selection6: Wiv dis fing,nuffink can stop us! (commander)
Selection7: Boss,wake up!Big Boss iz 'ere! (crew member,followed by thump as if someone fell off a chair)
Move1: Orks orks orks orks orks! (crew member,slugga melody) Shuddap already! (commander)
Move2: Can we go any fasta? (commander) We needz more red paint,Boss. (crew member)
Move3: Let'z go. (commander)
Move4: <heavy tank movement sound>
Move5: I fink I rolled over sumfink. (crew member) Nowun carez. (commander)
Move6: Start yer enginez! (commander) Roight,Boss! (crew member)
Move7: Watch out,'ere we kum! (crew member)
Attack1: Load dat kannon,ya grotz! (commander)
Attack2: Unleash lotz uv barrelz uv zog! (commander) Wot? (crew member)
Attack3: Heh heh,dis'z gonna be fun! (crew member)
Attack4: Mash 'em into a pulp! (commander) Roight,Boss. (crew member)
Attack5: Wot does dis button do? (crew member)
Attack6: Kill 'em all! (commander)
Attack7: Blast dem till dere'z nuffink left! (commander)
Charge1: Roll dem ova! (commander)
Charge2: Ram 'em! (commander)
Charge3: Squishin' time! (crew member)
Combat1: DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA! (crew member)
Combat2: Look at dem bitz flyin'! (crew member)
Combat3: Watch yer right! (commander)
Death1: Dis'z yer fault! (commander)
Death2: ZOG IT! (together,"o" and "i" should be a bit longer)
Death3: <explosion>
Death4: <nuclear holocaust with Ork screams>
Stompa
Notes: slightly grating metallic voice, akin to speaking through a vox. Sound of industry and moving machinery should be prevalent in each. Voice is of actual Mek in control of the Stompa (with interjections from Grot oRderlies and helpers). If you know the Big Mek voice from Dawn of War, then you get the general barmy tone of the Stompa Mek!
Unit_Complete1: We’z da biggest AND da Best!
Unit_Complete2: I fink we’s stepped in sumink…
Unit_Complete3: Me gubbinz is the best der is!
Unit_Complete4: All gubbins at maximum killiness!!!
Unit_Complete5: Look out Below! (hur hur)
Unit_Complete6: STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!
Unit_Complete7: *explosion sound* Oi, Watch were ya’ goin’!
Selection1: Stompa iz large an’ incharge Boss!
Selection2: Set da gubbins to Stomp!
Selection3: Hur hur, I can see yer house from here! (cannon fire and explosions)
Selection4: Sumink need Stompin’?
Selection5: You point, we’z Stomp!
Selection6: We’z da killiest dere is!
Selection7: STOMP! In da name ov Love! [grot orderly: you wot?]
Move1: Clear da way!
Move2: I’z coming throo!
Move3: Move it ya’ gits!
Move4: Watch it! *sound of something being crushed* ah well…
Move5: Activatin’ Sloggin’ Switch!!!
Move6: Heave ya’ filthy grotz!!!
Move7: Hur hur hur! (Mek laughing at something only he finds funny)
Attack1: Shoota!!! (long ‘A’ sound)
Attack2: Load up da’ shellz!!!
Attack3: Grot: More Dakka Boss? Mek: MORE DAKKA!!!
Attack4: Who? Him? Get ‘im lads!
Attack5: *Sound of Kill-kannon firing* Hur Hur Hur
Ability1: Gor’im in me sights!
Ability2: Splodey Deff from Above ya Zogs!
Ability3: FIIIIIRE!!! Hur hur!
Ability4: Lob anuvva one on ‘im!
Ability5: [grot] Boss, boss, me legs stuck! Boss! Boss! Booooooooooooo…*accompanied by sound of missile firing*
Charge1: Stomp ‘im!!!!
Charge2: WAAAAAGH! *Mechanical Voice as Mek projects vox through Stompa’s speakers
Charge3: Mess up ‘is gubbinz boyz!!!
Combat1: *Mek laughs Maniacally with enormous saw buzzing in the background*
Combat2: Dey’s on me arse Boss!
Combat3: Stompin’!!!!
Death1: Ah, Zog it! *explosion* (a lot quicker, with anote of finality)
Death2: Wait! I’s can fix it!!! *explosion*
Death3: *Sound of tall mechanical structure falling and exploding*
Death4: Hmmm, maybe ah shoulda installed dat ejecta sea… *explosion*
Gargantuan
Notes: Spoken by an over-enthusiastic ork hellbent on delivering destruction to this foes. Would merrily launch himself into a storm of payloads with abandon such is his confidence. He will typically speak very similiarly to say, a vanilla killa kan, with an even greater amount of eagerness.
Unit_Complete1: Look at me! LOOK AT ME BOSS!
Unit_Complete2: Dis da best fing teeth can buy!
Unit_Complete3: Ready to mash up ANYTHING you want, boss!
Unit_Complete4: I can take a poundin', and I can give a woopin'!
Unit_Complete5: What dis schoolyard needs is a big bully! GIMME YA TEETH!
Unit_Complete6: We'z az gud az won, boss!
Unit_Complete7: I'z could break them apart on me own!
Selection1: Big thing, 'ere. What ya want smashed?
Selection2: I'z gonna kill loads and I can't wait (excitedly)
Selection3: I'z betta dan der titans!
Selection4: I'z 'bout da same szie az Gork! HAHAHA!
Selection5: I'LL PUNCH AND I'LL KICK AND I'LL, I'LL LEAN ON THEIR BUILDINGS!
Selection6: Oi, grot, pipe's burst over der. Sortz it!
Selection7: I can't 'ear ya all da wayz up 'ere!
Move1: GROT! DA WIRES R BURNIN DER!
Move2: I'z takin it niiiiiice aaaaaaand eaaaasy! DEN I'Z GONNA WRECK DEM UP!
Move3: WAHAHAHA!
Move4: Walkin der now. TINK I see dem!
Move5: Even dose dreads o' ders are squishies ta ME!
Move6: Peeps always said I ads me ed in da clouds! Need ta pay dem a visit aktchalee! (actually)
Move7: Boss! Dis makin me travel sick! Vertigo ain't 'elpin!
Attack1: Boss! Der day are! 'Bout bloody time too!
Attack2: You can run, but ya can't hide fer long!
Attack3: I'z gonna mash ya into gargant-soup! HA!
Attack4: I'Z WRECK DEM TA PIECES!
Attack5: GORK'S GUNNA GET YA!
Attack6: WAAAGH!
Attack7: Feel like I'm a little kid again 'urtin insects! (teasingly)
Charge1: I'Z GONNA MAKE A MESS O' YOU!!!!!
Charge2: RARGH!
Charge3: YOU DON'T GOT NO PRAYER!
Ability1: How about DIS!
Ability2: RARGH!
Ability3: You got no chance 'gainst ME!
Ability4: HAHAHHAHAHA!
Ability5: Wowsers! GROT - fix 'er up QUICK!
Combat1: WHAT CHANCE DUZ YOO THINKS YA GOT? DIIIIE!
Combat2: GET OFF ME ANKLE'S LITTLE ONEZ!
Combat3: I'Z LOVIN' DIS!!!!
Death1: HAHAHA! HUH? NO! WAIIIIIIT!
Death2: Woss dat smoke comin' from! ARGH!
Death3: NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO!
Death4: WHYYYY MEEEEEE???
Mega Gargantuan (Mega Gargant)
Notes: Gretchin and an Ork boyz overseer. It should be exactly like the vanilla Ork gretchin and boyz.Omit the FX parts as those will be added later.
Unit_Complete1: Powa up! (gretchin) Dis mega gargant lotz betta den da old wun! (ork) (whooshing machine steam startup noise throughout)
Unit_Complete2: Waaaah! (gretchin) Dis mega gargant’s ’eavier, and gots dem spikey bitz! (ork) (whooshing machine steam startup noise throughout)
Unit_Complete3: Boss! (gretchin) I’s got da mega gargant, I’s bigga den da Warboss! (ork) (whooshing machine steam startup noise throughout)
Unit_Complete4: It’s workin’! (gretchin) Dis mega gargant’s shooty as da mega deff kannon! (ork) (whooshing machine steam startup noise throughout)
Unit_Complete5: Waaaah! (gretchin) Dis my mega deff gargant, got dat?! (ork) (whooshing machine steam startup noise throughout)
Unit_Complete6: Boss..? (gretchin) Gahaha! Weese got da skullkrusha cannon on da mega gargant! (ork) (whooshing machine steam startup noise throughout)
Unit_Complete7: Yeaaaa! (gretchin) Da Mekboyz got made us da killy-est mega gargant in da Waagh! (orks) (whooshing machine steam startup noise throughout)
Selection1: Oi! (ork) Wha??! (gretchin)
Selection2: Da crusha! (ork) Eiiiii! (at the same time, many gretchins yelling and pitter-patter scrambling sounds of running around in fear)
Selection3: Wha’ bout…? (gretchin) *THUNK* (axe thunk on a control panel) Dun geh mouthy! (ork)
Selection4: Dis button do… (gretchin) *lots of popping electric sparks and explosions* Oi! (ork)
Selection5: We da biggest! (ork) Weeee! (at the same time, Gretchin apparently having a fun time)
Selection6: Boss?… (whispering gretchin) Oi! I’m da boss ’ere! (ork)
Selection7: *gretchin simpering* Ya lissen ta me wen I’z talkin’ to ya! (ork)
Move1: Orks orks orks orks (ork, off tune chanting like a drinking song) Eiiiiiya! (at the same time, very excited grechin)
Move2: You pull da leva! (gretchin) *THUNK!* (from ork axe)
Move3: Snooty…da…finking (grumbling gretchin) Oi! Whatcha mouthin ova dere?! (ork)
Move4: Snivellin’ grots! Ah smasha ya ’eads! (ork) Eyiiiii! (at the same time, many gretchins yelling and pitter-patter scrambling sounds of running around in fear)
Move5: Boss? (gretchin) Uvva dere you runt herderz! (ork)
Move6: Ow ow ow! (gretchin in pain) Dis a pretty good larf! Hahaha! (ork)
Move7: Uhhmmm (gretchin) Oi! wee do wot iz tells ya weeze gonna do! (ork)
Attack1: *electrical sparking and pops, with a klaxon alarm sounding in the background* Ah’ll knock out yer teef, ew runty gits! (ork)
Attack2: Wha? (gretchin) Ah got somefing fer target practice iz wot! (ork)
Attack3: Stompa dem! (ork)… yes boss! (a chorus of several gretchin voices at the same time)
Attack4: It’s nofing! (gretchin) Ah’ll cut ya dirty runtz! (ork)
Attack5: *sounds of metal things falling over, electrical popping, and gretchin running around in panic* Crump anyfink dat fights back! Weeze da Orks! (ork)
Attack6: Ow ow ow! (gretchin) Gahaha! Dey runty like ’ummies! (at the same time, ork)
Attack7: *gretchin giggling* Wha’ ya doin’ upside down?! Smasha dem up to scrap! (ork)
Charge1: Waaaaagh! (ork over echoey external loudspeakers)
Charge2: Oi! Stop runnin’ away! (ork over echoey external loudspeakers)
Charge3: Waaaaaah! (ork over echoey external loudspeakers)
Ability1: *gretchin shrieking and running around in panic* Fire da Big ’Un!
Ability2: Weez dead shooty! Dakka dakka dakka! (ork)
Ability3: *alarms ringing* You’s gonna blow us up! (gretchin) You shut yer mouth! (ork)
Ability4: * ominous sounds of mechanical bits grinding and breaking* Weez dead ’ard ya listen’ ta me! (ork)
Ability5: *sounds of out of control venting gas* Not good not good… (gretchin) Give dit da full powa! (ork)
Combat1: Waaaaaaaaaaaaagh! (ork over echoey external loudspeakers)
Combat2: Dakka dakka dakka! (ork over echoey external loudspeakers)
Combat3: Naaaaaaaaaaaaah! (ork over echoey external loudspeakers)
Death1: Ah Zog! Stupid Git wez Blown Up! (ork) HAHAHA! HUH? NO! WAIIIIIIT! (gretchin)
Death2: Woss dat black smoke comin' fro…! ARGGGGHHHH! (ork)
Death3: NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO! (gretchin)
Death4: WHYYYY MEEEEEE??? (gretchin)
Death5: Jump… JUMP! Itz going up! (gretchin) Sorry Git.. I’mz out first! HAHA! (ork)
Death6: Wherez dat escape pod? GAHHHH!! (gretchin) HEH.. Ohh noezz.. (ork) *explosion*
