Grandma Pasidon says some stuff that I just have to tell people. It's too good. She's 85 years old, coming from an era of paranoia and gossip. And it shows.
Today, she had a few interesting points to reveal.
-She thinks someone broke into her house last night (again) because cats pooped on her porch. She got suspicious because there wasn't as much cat poop as she remembered, so surely someone stepped in it before they broke in.
-She believes the Wheel of Fortune is rigged in favor of black women. After claiming they always win, she also claimed men always win. Bad news for white women, I guess.
-She was telling me about some butter she had bought. It has peanut butter in it, sugar... other things she couldn't remember. It was a butter you can spread. With peanut butter in it. Just like peanut butter.
More true fax to come.