What on earth is a "chav"?
#1
Posted 05 June 2006 - 02:56 AM
The moral of that story is do drugs?
#2
Posted 05 June 2006 - 03:56 AM
Their like wogs with the ethnicity replaced by hats, if that helps. Do a Google image hunt and you'll get the idea.
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#3
Posted 05 June 2006 - 09:05 AM
a chav i think is an english term for a complete dickhead who listens to rap allday picks on pople on the stree
and get a egaphone in a block a flats and starts shouting into it
#4
Posted 05 June 2006 - 11:23 AM
they wear shite like fake gold (lots of it) burbery clothing ( normally fake or from back of a lorry ) and go around in groups Saying "dik'ed, OI, and wooaaahhh" Alot. they hate "sweaty's" (aka anyone with long hair, better taste in music than them and wear black clothing of anysort"
they have the musical intrests equal to AG only alot worse ( soz AG )
and they normally try and "drive" around in "blinged" up cars making them 1.look shite
and
2. make it sound like a broken lawnmower.
i hope ive covered everything
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#5
Posted 05 June 2006 - 01:58 PM
Chavs:
Idiots with identical, shitty clothing, ugly jewellery who are either terrorising people who are not chavs, pretending they're hard by harassing small children in extremely large groups and spend the rest of their time getting drunk on street corners. Often drive scooters or cars with exhausts to make them overly loud and look overly shity.
Emo Kids:
Idiots with identical clothing, ugly hair styles who are either bitching about their lives, snogging people of the same sex, pretending they're NOT emo or getting drunk on one particular piece of grass in the centre of town. Generally stay in their own little groups anyway so I've had no problems with them.
Basically they're the same thing in the end - drunken, tasteless fools.
However, I've had more problems with Chavs including getting jumped on and a broken jaw resulting, although I can actually get along with the majority of them with only mild comments about my hair. Emo kids I've no problem with at all as long as they generally don't bother me at all unlike moronic Chavs who will take every chance they can to shout 'Goth' or 'Sweaty' (terms from other Citys ftw) or whatever it is they use where you're from.
Edited by Snowshadow, 05 June 2006 - 02:02 PM.
#6
Posted 05 June 2006 - 02:02 PM
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#7
Posted 05 June 2006 - 02:04 PM
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#9
Posted 05 June 2006 - 03:20 PM
Seriously? What is a chav? I know everyone hates them and they seem annoying, but who are they? Are they as bad as emos?
This is a chav according to Wikipedia.
Emo according to wikipedia.
This program, though reasonably normal at times, seems to have a strong affinity to classes belonging to the Cat 2.0 program. Andre 2.7 will break down on occasion, resulting in garbage and nonsense messages whenever it occurs. Usually a hard reboot or pulling the plug solves the problem when that happens.
- The mathemathical probability of God existing is 67% -
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#10
Posted 05 June 2006 - 10:01 PM
The moral of that story is do drugs?
#11
Posted 06 June 2006 - 12:10 AM
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#12
Posted 06 June 2006 - 01:23 PM
#13
Posted 06 June 2006 - 02:14 PM
Wikipedia FTW!
Where does the FTW stand for?
This program, though reasonably normal at times, seems to have a strong affinity to classes belonging to the Cat 2.0 program. Andre 2.7 will break down on occasion, resulting in garbage and nonsense messages whenever it occurs. Usually a hard reboot or pulling the plug solves the problem when that happens.
- The mathemathical probability of God existing is 67% -
"We are the Borg. Existence as you know it is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile."
#14
Posted 06 June 2006 - 02:17 PM
Paradox @ Ali - "And what the fuck would you know? Ever been? Oh no, sorry, your map says 'HERE BE DRAGONS' anywhere outside of your rock"
#15
Posted 06 June 2006 - 03:00 PM
I heard it was "Council Housed Adolescent Vermin."
Either way You know a Chav by the burberry or hoodie jackets they wear, and by the fact they're fathers of three by their fourteenth birthday. Also by the stupid-ugly fake gold clown pendants they wear.
Emos aren't as bad. They're Goths with more poetry and faux-introspectivity, and without the eyeliner, the clothes, or the music. Generally they're too busy committing suicide and writing crappy depressing poetry to cause much nuisance to anyone else.
Chavs are definitely the worst.
#16
Posted 07 June 2006 - 01:49 AM
None, they just sit in the dark and cry
And you forgot to mention the hair. An Emo's hair is just as offencive as a Chav's Corsa.
And have you never been bottled by an emo? They just whine on and on about them having not been bottled, and you just end up thinking "Jeez, next time hit me harder"
More emo definitions
And chav definitions
Edited by Jeeves, 07 June 2006 - 06:14 AM.
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#17
Posted 07 June 2006 - 02:55 PM
Chav = Chevrolet said by a texan, like as Chay-vrow-leyt
Clear now?
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#18
Posted 08 June 2006 - 01:01 PM
they don't hurt you, and generally don't cause trouble...leave them alone, otherwise they'll cry more, write more shit songs that people will like, then become emo themselves...and thus the cycle continues...
Now Chavs, they are the assholes...they'll walk up to you in the street (no matter of age, gender, size or anything like that) with a group of their mates...depending on what you say and how you act, you can walk away with only being threatened, or you can get into a really unfair fight...I'm currently trying to classify what works for the situation...if it's 1 or 2 chavs...if you tell them to get to fuck and generally act agressive, they'll fuck off...if it's a large group...act slightly scared...but not too scared and remember, i said act...if you are actually imtimidated, they'll sense it and probably attack, they're like animals.
Just remember, if you have a good taste in music (rock, metal, punk etc) then avoid McDonalds, KFC and burger king
#19
Posted 09 June 2006 - 03:17 AM
Seriously... I hate emos like that... at least those who spread their stuff around.
The moral of that story is do drugs?
#20
Posted 09 June 2006 - 03:20 AM
Hate = Strong feeling of dislike, often brought on by emos or mime artists.
Emo = Someone who, due to bad hairstyling errors, cannot get a shag. And Cry about it.
Grr = Angry sound
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