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#1 Pasidon

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 08:03 AM

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

I hope these are the right videos... hopefully not imitators.

So, if you really haven't heard about Full Life Consequences, then you truely must indulge yourself. I implore you. It's a bit old, but I came across them again today and rewatched them with fond memories coming back. It is truly the funniest thing on the internet... I defend that strongly.

So what is Full Life Consequences?

Glad you asked. So a guy named Squirrel King writes this story based on Half Life... Gordon Freeman has a brother named John Freeman, and through the horribly illiterate and uneducated mind of Squirrel King, they have a few adventures together. But it just turned out to be a very stupid story with poor grammar and ridiculously horrid plot... but a team of Garry Modders made their interpretation of the story... WORD FOR WORD. They follow Squirrel King's script perfectly with the exact same grammar and bad plot-line, and the stupidity of what was created will probably be unmatched for decades. If you haven't seen this short series... see it.

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 11:54 AM

This is old news.

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 05:02 PM

Yeah. I only ever found the first particularly funny too...

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 11:03 PM

Bah... no class.

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 12:54 AM

Yeah, its old, but they are still great. The literal representations of spelling mistakes, the hilarious attempt at a serious 'epic' story arc despite the inclusion of downright ridiculous events('i can't give you my license officer' XD), the general poor quality matching perfectly to the intentionally dodgy 'gmod-ing'.

In my programming class at uni everyone stopped work and we all watched some of these videos (with our tutor) just a little while ago. It was great.

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#6 Pasidon

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 07:17 AM

Awesome. But yeah, people who think they know how to write fall into so many traps that make their epic tale into comedy gold. When I get my radio show in January, Im'ah try to find stories like Squirrel King's and read them on air... I just can't get enough of stuff like this.

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 11:18 AM

My immortal is infamous as a terrible fan fiction. I've read some of it, but I gave up eventually. not as good as full life consequences, but i suppose thats partly to do with it lacking a gmod video :p

here has more info, and a link to a repost of the original fic:
http://tvtropes.org/...nFic/MyImmortal

i also found a guy who reads them on youtube, and sometimes the way he reads it makes it even funnier than it already is:
http://www.youtube.c.../37/bL1ONR9e5eI


so terrible... but funny.

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