Street Cleaning Simulator
Posted 11 January 2012 - 04:56 AM
Gamespot rated the game a 1.5... yet the people voted it 9.1. We fought the criticizers and stand true to our passion... our sweetest digital rose that bloom'ith like a thunderstorm over a wet fog that rolls over the babbling brooks of time. To my phone, I whisper a secret to this game. But it's a secret between us... but it causes the heavens to open up and cry. Jesus becomes sad because he will never know the true passion between a Pasidon and his beloved ambrosia. But it is this ambrosia that makes poor people jealous. Because they can't afford games and all... But I digress. To hate such a thing would be to stab the truth in the face. And in this face, tears will spill. These tears represent years of repression and sorrow that grows like a grape vine. But you cannot trust this vine, for it spreads a odor that renders your senses dumb. It will cause your eyes to see the sun in a different way, for you have not seen the sun until you have seen it through the rings of Saturn.
Like a bird, I fly straight.
Street Cleaner is my gate.
It simulates what I cannot say.
For I fear it may sound gay.
Posted 12 January 2012 - 12:51 PM
On the other hand...I would question why this exists, and who thought it would be a good idea. All I can say is that there are some very sad, sad people out there.
Posted 12 January 2012 - 02:28 PM
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