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#21 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:13 AM

Only if I let her near any sharp or pointy objects. Or go to sleep. Or let her teeth anywhere near me.

I'm scared now...

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Dethros gonna become the next Lorena Bobbit-type victim.

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Well, as long as she uses her teeth, I should be happy. Anyway, I can finally graft on that third intestine I always wanted. It's all the style doncha know.
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#22 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:14 AM

Only if I let her near any sharp or pointy objects. Or go to sleep. Or let her teeth anywhere near me.

I'm scared now...

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Dethros gonna become the next Lorena Bobbit-type victim.

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Well, as long as she uses her teeth, I should be happy. Anyway, I can finally graft on that third intestine I always wanted. It's all the style doncha know.

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If you're a real man, You'd knock her teath out.


Toothless girls give better *vroom vroom honk monkeyscream*

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#23 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:16 AM

Well, as long as she uses her teeth, I should be happy. Anyway, I can finally graft on that third intestine I always wanted. It's all the style doncha know.

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If you're a real man, You'd knock her teath out.


Toothless girls give better *vroom vroom honk monkeyscream*

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Naah, you let them use their teeth now, because when they get old, those grannys sure do get workin'. Besides, as long as I don't bleed too much, it's cool. :)
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#24 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:18 AM

Well, as long as she uses her teeth, I should be happy. Anyway, I can finally graft on that third intestine I always wanted. It's all the style doncha know.

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If you're a real man, You'd knock her teath out.


Toothless girls give better *vroom vroom honk monkeyscream*

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Naah, you let them use their teeth now, because when they get old, those grannys sure do get workin'. Besides, as long as I don't bleed too much, it's cool. :)

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You know, if you want to loose your door knocker so bad, I have a guide on my harddrive on how to cut it off..

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#25 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:19 AM

Naah, you let them use their teeth now, because when they get old, those grannys sure do get workin'. Besides, as long as I don't bleed too much, it's cool. :)

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You know, if you want to loose your door knocker so bad, I have a guide on my harddrive on how to cut it off..

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Only if it has been tested on someone we know.
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#26 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:19 AM

Naah, you let them use their teeth now, because when they get old, those grannys sure do get workin'. Besides, as long as I don't bleed too much, it's cool. :)

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You know, if you want to loose your door knocker so bad, I have a guide on my harddrive on how to cut it off..

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Only if it has been tested on someone we know.

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Well, the guide has pictures that show it has minimal bleeding.

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#27 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:20 AM

Only if it has been tested on someone we know.

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Well, the guide has pictures that show it has minimal bleeding.

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So I am assuming you tested it yourself? Does it have a diagram on how to reattach it, or do they just give you some crazy glue?
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#28 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:21 AM

Only if it has been tested on someone we know.

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Well, the guide has pictures that show it has minimal bleeding.

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So I am assuming you tested it yourself? Does it have a diagram on how to reattach it, or do they just give you some crazy glue?

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No,wasn't me.


And there is no reattaching it unless you go see a surgen.

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#29 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:22 AM

So I am assuming you tested it yourself? Does it have a diagram on how to reattach it, or do they just give you some crazy glue?

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No,wasn't me.


And there is no reattaching it unless you go see a surgen.

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Well, I want a bit more assurance than that, so I think we need to go bum-hunting. Are there many bums where you live? They do so taste nice, don't they?
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#30 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:23 AM

So I am assuming you tested it yourself? Does it have a diagram on how to reattach it, or do they just give you some crazy glue?

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No,wasn't me.


And there is no reattaching it unless you go see a surgen.

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Well, I want a bit more assurance than that, so I think we need to go bum-hunting. Are there many bums where you live? They do so taste nice, don't they?

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All over the place, They loiter around the freeway onramp just down the road from me.

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#31 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:24 AM

Well, I want a bit more assurance than that, so I think we need to go bum-hunting. Are there many bums where you live? They do so taste nice, don't they?

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All over the place, They loiter around the freeway onramp just down the road from me.

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And then afterwards they loiter around on the freeway onramp and tyres? You know you get double points for making them scream..
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#32 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:25 AM

Well, I want a bit more assurance than that, so I think we need to go bum-hunting. Are there many bums where you live? They do so taste nice, don't they?

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All over the place, They loiter around the freeway onramp just down the road from me.

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And then afterwards they loiter around on the freeway onramp and tyres? You know you get double points for making them scream..

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I throw pennies at them when I drive by :)

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#33 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:26 AM

And then afterwards they loiter around on the freeway onramp and tyres? You know you get double points for making them scream..

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I throw pennies at them when I drive by :)

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Payment for services eh?
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#34 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:27 AM

And then afterwards they loiter around on the freeway onramp and tyres? You know you get double points for making them scream..

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I throw pennies at them when I drive by :)

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Payment for services eh?

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I don't go for bumsex. [ Thats a double meaning! lmfao ]


unless, of course, its a freshly turned 18 girl they kick out of the childrens asylum..

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#35 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:28 AM

Payment for services eh?

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I don't go for bumsex. [ Thats a double meaning! lmfao ]


unless, of course, its a freshly turned 18 girl they kick out of the childrens asylum..

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Mmmmmm... *drools*
I think I need a towel. Or a bucket. Or maybe Komataguri-san. :)
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#36 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:28 AM

Payment for services eh?

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I don't go for bumsex. [ Thats a double meaning! lmfao ]


unless, of course, its a freshly turned 18 girl they kick out of the childrens asylum..

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Mmmmmm... *drools*
I think I need a towel. Or a bucket. Or maybe Komataguri-san. :)

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I am not the dumpster for your genetic muck, damnit. Thats why you married my gender altered clone.

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#37 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:29 AM

Mmmmmm... *drools*
I think I need a towel. Or a bucket. Or maybe Komataguri-san. :)

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I am not the dumpster for your genetic muck, damnit. Thats why you married my gender altered clone.

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Yeah, but you know that you cannot resist it. That's why you are here with me *hugs*
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#38 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:30 AM

Mmmmmm... *drools*
I think I need a towel. Or a bucket. Or maybe Komataguri-san. :)

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I am not the dumpster for your genetic muck, damnit. Thats why you married my gender altered clone.

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Yeah, but you know that you cannot resist it. That's why you are here with me *hugs*

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Someone get Dethro his moogle plushie, He's becoming amorous!

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#39 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:32 AM


Yeah, but you know that you cannot resist it. That's why you are here with me *hugs*

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Someone get Dethro his moogle plushie, He's becoming amorous!

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Oh that's alright, you know that you're my sweet little snookums. With your hair tied back you could almost pass for a leper I once knew. She was so good, I had her so hard she fell to pieces. Oh well, that's what glue and nails are for..
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#40 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:33 AM


Yeah, but you know that you cannot resist it. That's why you are here with me *hugs*

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Someone get Dethro his moogle plushie, He's becoming amorous!

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Oh that's alright, you know that you're my sweet little snookums. With your hair tied back you could almost pass for a leper I once knew. She was so good, I had her so hard she fell to pieces. Oh well, that's what glue and nails are for..

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Glue and nails are for carnival trails and sweet asian girls named Mistress.

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