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#61 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:37 AM

My dong is in fact not so long
It makes me look like an asian from hong kong.
Its so small yet quite thick
I could still fuck you and have it feel like a brick!

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True your rhyme may be,
Still it would be thinner than me,
Because, you see, I work out,
'Til it works just like a 'spout.

Hostile is gone now I think,
So now we are free to drink,
And eat and be merry all night,
Because our butts are in for a fright.
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:39 AM

My dong is in fact not so long
It makes me look like an asian from hong kong.
Its so small yet quite thick
I could still fuck you and have it feel like a brick!

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True your rhyme may be,
Still it would be thinner than me,
Because, you see, I work out,
'Til it works just like a 'spout.

Hostile is gone now I think,
So now we are free to drink,
And eat and be merry all night,
Because our butts are in for a fright.

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Very true it is dear friend
My penis is as small as a split end.
Its all pale and thin
Just like your skin
So stop trying to grab my dick and just pretend!

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:43 AM

I'm trying not to be homo-phobic,
but your responses sound most exotic!
I'll keep mine for the girlies,
and nail them down near the curlies...

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#64 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:43 AM

Very true it is dear friend
My penis is as small as a split end.
Its all pale and thin
Just like your skin
So stop trying to grab my dick and just pretend!

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Why should I stop grabbing just yet?
I told you before, I'm a vet.
I take care of pussies and asses,
And anyone who wears spunky glasses,
And cream on those who say "Nyet!"
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:46 AM

I'm trying not to be homo-phobic,
but your responses sound most exotic!
I'll keep mine for the girlies,
and nail them down near the curlies...

:)

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The only thing you boink is four legged
You so them so good they baah and begged
Because its sheep that you screw
You village people crew

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:48 AM

??? That one was a dumb one Komo... :) LOL

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#67 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:50 AM

??? That one was a dumb one Komo... :) LOL

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What do you expect, I'm Tired.
I'm worn out more than wired
So its off to sleep I go
before my horrible rhymes start to show
for that so wonderful sleep I desire

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#68 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:53 AM

I'm trying not to be homo-phobic,
but your responses sound most exotic!
I'll keep mine for the girlies,
and nail them down near the curlies...
:)

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The only thing you boink is four legged
You so them so good they baah and begged
Because its sheep that you screw
You village people crew

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As long as you both are alive.
No animals near you will thrive,
They will always run in fear,
When they sense your phallus is near.
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 05:16 AM

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Hormel wants their spam
back from you
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Well, when it comes to writing an expository essay about counter-insurgent tactics, I'm of the old school. First you tell them how you're going to kill them. Then you kill them. Then you tell them how you just killed them.

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#70 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 05:25 AM

The roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
If he wants his spam back,
He can give us all head.
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 11:19 AM

LOL OMFG THIS THREAD RULES. KEEP ON GOING DUDES!
WOOT! :dry:
Fuckin great poems xD
Hilarious topic, 9/10.

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 11:11 PM

Darkelf is a dirty little whore
Who'se sexlife is quite the bore
But when he grases his palms
and rubs without qualms
his exstacy certainly will soar

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 11:25 PM

LordKal is quite the arrogant twip
Who jumps when mommy cracks the whip
From dusk till dawn
He still will fawn
For a five fingered jerk and slip

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 11:42 PM

Komataguri eats too much pie,
His face is a dreadful mess
I wish that he would leave or die
Or move to Inverness.

He tried to write a rhyme above
But twip is not a word
Koma isn't liked or loved
He'll never get a bird.

It's late now, i'll add more tomorrow.
I've been doing this at school since I was 6, you've no chance.
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Posted 03 May 2005 - 11:48 PM

LOL OMFG THIS THREAD RULES. KEEP ON GOING DUDES!
WOOT! :)
Fuckin great poems xD
Hilarious topic, 9/10.

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Hooligan has this thing for asians,
more overwhelming than Overlord invasions,
with an image like that in his avatar,
there is no doubt he will surely go far.

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 11:53 PM

What is a twip?
I'll give you a tip.
It can be used
if you are a nerd.

It's really very small
Just 1/15 a pixel.
Thanks to a bit change
its meaning can rearrange.

This poem might suck
as english is a muck
but it's all mine
written in no time.
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Well, when it comes to writing an expository essay about counter-insurgent tactics, I'm of the old school. First you tell them how you're going to kill them. Then you kill them. Then you tell them how you just killed them.

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 11:58 PM

:)

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 11:59 PM

Lord Kals great wit just gives us a whirl,
Comes from a guy built like a 10 year old girl,
with a breath of swamp gas and chest made of glass,
never misses a chance to act like an ass.

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 12:01 AM

Twip is indeed a word.
Just like you who live in the world third.
Just cause its not found
In material bound
Does little to make it absurd

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 12:04 AM

Twip is really an acronym,
One I just made up on a seconds whim,
Two Weak In Person to even announce,
in real life would get seriously trounced!

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