Would you have been a nazi?

well i was afraid to post my results but knowing some1 got Adolf Hitler makes me feel less of a facist.

stupid nazi father making me all racist and poo. i swear he is hitlers secret love child.

ah and for people that wanna know not like there is many of u

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

i knew i could lead the troops =)

and wow im only 42% sheep. i thought i blindly followed more.

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.


contary to comrade jerkov's/hooligans believe that I am a puppet master

No, it in fact proves that you are somewhat intolerant, discriminative and a patriot. If you filled it all in honestly of course.

Everybody is somewhat intolerant. Its against the human psychology to be perfectly tolerant. Just a quick fact.

I know, but some are more intolerant than others.

I know, but some are more intolerant than others.

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also instead of the offtopic abuse madam maybe u should take it yourself, you will probably be a soldier too

I would never be a soldier and kill other people.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

If you'd reread the topic, you'd find out what my result exactly was .

A Nazi as in the SS, or the actual army? The actual Nazi army wasn't the group that did all the bad stuff, all they did was try to kill the Allied Forces and take over lands...they wern't the ones committing mass genocide. The SS did all of that. It was also hard to get in the SS, and you had to be truly evil. Also, if you did not like the commands you were given, such as commiting genocide, you could say no, and they'd give you another assignment. That is what some did.

Nazi as in the political party.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 4% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

pretty acceptable. nobody can be completely pure like this, although the antitolerant might be the political correctness in me though, so im not sure about that one...

More to the point - is that Bill Bailey in your avatar? Looks remarkably like him.

the black books guy? nope

its Bernard Hill, which plays theoden in lotr. but i don't see how thats relevant to the thread...

I guess I've got the best results . My country helps a lot at these tests, since the cities here are mixed with many different people (on skin colour, religions, political ideology), the politicians are all corrupted with very rare exceptions that do nothing at all and the only problem is that media is strong and try to brainwash a lot, however, most of comunists history teachers teachs you to resist to these ideas . So, in short:

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 4% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The results of the test could have changed a bit (or not) for worse, if they included in the 'humiliated group' the people with low cash. I don't think they should be humiliated... no one deserves, you know? But..unfortunatelly there is a lot of intolerance against poverty here (which is weird in a 3rd world country) and sometimes I kinda get influenced by it...

And I believe that the results of the tests for some of you is quite correct or fit your personality, specially Hostile, Spencer and Mastermind, no offense to be taken, honestly....

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 3% on brainwashworthy

    You scored higher than 0% on antitolerant

    You scored higher than 14% on patriotic

Well notice my first test results were my choices, my second was just to prove you can "anwser the questions" correctly in order to appear as Nazi as possible.

Yea, I talked about the numbers below:

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Same as Hybrid.

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic 
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!