isnt this sacred either!?!
#1
Posted 23 September 2007 - 12:46 PM
i just have to say, when i heard the voices on those dolls i was like "oh crap, i better start designing an atheist-action figure now".
not really a new religion-basher thread, but perhaps a "religious people using secular knowledge to spread their taint in new ways" thread.
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#3
Posted 23 September 2007 - 07:01 PM
No fuel left for the pilgrims
#4
Posted 23 September 2007 - 09:20 PM
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#5
Posted 23 September 2007 - 09:33 PM
"Love god with all your heart"
"I'm going to crack your head open like a watermelon"
It's official, when zealots make toys, the world die's a little inside. I just want to get my hands on a Mohammad action figure as well, set them both on fire, and whichever ones keeps talking the longest is the religion I am going to choose.
Religion, when a lobotomy is'nt enough.
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#6
Posted 24 September 2007 - 01:00 AM
Oh and everyone knows the real reason those toys wouldn't sell in New York: everyone in New York is Jewish! No but seriously. There's about as many Jews there as in Israel, if not more.
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#7
Posted 25 September 2007 - 02:05 AM
ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I)
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
#8
Posted 25 September 2007 - 03:29 AM
Coming soon, a little raghead doll with little plastic explosives attached to it's chest (plastic explosives, no pun intended)
Pull a string and the arms, legs, and head pops off.
Alittle Infidel doll. Push a button and it's head pops off!
Muslim dolls would be much more fun. A lady doll with a burka you can't remove!
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#9
Posted 25 September 2007 - 06:38 PM
This is the place where all the junkies go, where time gets fast but everything gets slow.
I'll get to the moon if I have to crawl.
The problem with any government is that it eventually attracts politicians.
#11
Posted 26 September 2007 - 01:33 PM
#12
Posted 26 September 2007 - 03:19 PM
Can you imagine how many funny sayings you could add?What about a George Bush doll?
"I believe humans and fish can coexist peacefully."
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#13
Posted 29 September 2007 - 10:34 PM
Hostile... that is so politically incorrect i love it! (the muslim dolls)
that had me laugh out loud for a while... and Natus, i love your way of thinking! which ever doll is made of the better quality, that religion is the true path to enlightenment.
this is the REAL jesus action figure!
Edited by olli, 29 September 2007 - 10:36 PM.
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#14
Posted 30 September 2007 - 10:51 AM
when i was a kid,every day when i seeked a cop i shaked his hand.Now i show him only a finger...
#15
Posted 22 November 2007 - 01:57 AM
#16
Posted 22 November 2007 - 06:18 AM
European Politician doll: Pull the string and nothing happens.
America Citizen doll: Pull the string and it's waist expands.
Russian doll: Pull it's string and it falls over drunk.
Japanese doll: Pull the string and it denies even being in WWII.
African American doll: Pull the string and it walks real slow across the street.
Old People doll: Pull the string and it smells funny.
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#18
Posted 22 November 2007 - 01:17 PM
American doll: Pull the string and it cuts all the others' strings.
Microsoft doll: Pull the string and the doll freezes up and turns blue.
Chinese doll: Pull the string and it starts denying any other dolls exist.
EA doll: Pull the string and another doll comes out, but then its head falls off.
Revora doll: Pull the string and the doll creates 100 more dolls and starts pulling their strings.
Myspace doll: Pull the string and the doll grows several extra heads and limbs, turns many different colours, but loses the ability to speak properly.
Linux doll: Pull the string and you get a command prompt.
Internet Explorer doll: Pull the string and a white background box appears around it, and its limbs rearrange themselves.
Firefox doll: Pull the string and it slowly starts growing hair until the whole room is full.
Christian doll: Pull the string and it starts beating any dolls that don't have strings.
Atheist doll: Pull the string and nothing happens, because it does not believe in strings.
Italian doll: Pull the string and several other dolls mysteriously disappear.
#19
Posted 22 November 2007 - 04:07 PM
Antifa Doll: Pull the string and it burns your police toys.
Nihilist Doll: Pull the string and it denies your existence.
Adolescent Doll: Pull the string and it whines about you making it do stuff.
Edited by Darkskul, 22 November 2007 - 04:11 PM.
This is the place where all the junkies go, where time gets fast but everything gets slow.
I'll get to the moon if I have to crawl.
The problem with any government is that it eventually attracts politicians.
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