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#1 Rafv Nin IV

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 02:38 AM

Narrative of a Necrophile

Her body was soft but firm:
Rigor mortis had yet to have its turn.
She was the first of my women to not squeal;
Perhaps that's because she was carted in on wheels
Into the morgue, the dark dank place,
Where I gazed into her cold, dead face.
When the girl did not wake
Her innocence I did take.
This is the Narrative of a Necrophile!


Well, it has been some time
Since everything has been all fine.
I did not watch the clock
For I was lost in my thoughts
As I pleasured myself with a woman gone away
Into the dark abyss of perpetual night; not day.
I filled the morgue with solemn sound
And in the dead woman, instinctual happiness I found!
But the time's end came too soon.
I'd had fun nigh 'til noon,
But the next shift came and saw me.
Right in the midst of my ecstasy!
And now, I've been arrested
For committing a felony.


On the day of my trial,
I took the witness stand in denial.
The people were disgusted at a Necrophile.
From high up, the Magistrate
Gazed down at me with bitter hate
And told me that I should masturbate
Rather than have sex with a corpse.
A Corpse!
Of Course!
There was no turning back.
One cannot fulfill the lack
That comes from loneliness
Save with such a delicious snack
As that came at two 'o clock a.m. into the morgue.


Now in the Penitentiary I live.
And up my stretched rectum I give
Pleasure to the man named Roy
Who thinks I am a nice soft boy.
I have become a lifer's toy
And I give his lower half joy
Though I swore myself straight for years.
Blood, sweat and Tears!
The blood of a torn anus;
The sweat from struggling to escape the heinous
Rape that brings me to tears.
Oh, Roy's here as a Pedophile!
Why couldn't he have been a Necrophile?


Now only two years remain
Of the sentence that brought such pain.
When I'm free,
I'll return to be
A sneakier, safer Necrophile.
But you, young man, of course--
Don't you ever, EVER, have sex with a corpse!


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Posted 13 April 2009 - 03:55 AM

Oh gawd, its sickening. Good writing, but now I can't eat anymore for some reason...

Edited by MT, 13 April 2009 - 03:56 AM.

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#3 Vortigern

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 10:16 AM

I think this has earned a big fat LOL! :D How delightfully tasteless. :good:
I hope I am a good enough writer that some day dwarves kill me and drink my blood for wisdom.

#4 segwayrulz

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Posted 15 April 2009 - 06:22 AM

what is with people on this forum and being necrophiliacs?

#5 Ash

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Posted 15 April 2009 - 09:43 AM

They aren't - although I also think the number of necro-related threads a bit disturbing :shiftee2:

The poem itself is, however, hilarious. A+.

#6 Rafv Nin IV

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Posted 15 April 2009 - 04:56 PM

Thanks.

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#7 True Lord of Chaos

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Posted 25 May 2009 - 11:59 PM

Nice job, Rafvnin :dry:

Hello everyone. I am back.


#8 Spectre

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 12:18 AM

Two thumbs up for that one.

#9 Hasfusel

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 12:47 PM

Heh, heh heh. How deliciously un-politically correct. Two thumbs up.




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