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#41 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:34 AM

Oh that's alright, you know that you're my sweet little snookums. With your hair tied back you could almost pass for a leper I once knew. She was so good, I had her so hard she fell to pieces. Oh well, that's what glue and nails are for..

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Glue and nails are for carnival trails and sweet asian girls named Mistress.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting butt-reamed excites me.
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#42 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:35 AM

Oh that's alright, you know that you're my sweet little snookums. With your hair tied back you could almost pass for a leper I once knew. She was so good, I had her so hard she fell to pieces. Oh well, that's what glue and nails are for..

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Glue and nails are for carnival trails and sweet asian girls named Mistress.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting butt-reamed excites me.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Roses are Red
Violets are Blue

All of my base.
are belong to you.

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#43 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:37 AM

Oh that's alright, you know that you're my sweet little snookums. With your hair tied back you could almost pass for a leper I once knew. She was so good, I had her so hard she fell to pieces. Oh well, that's what glue and nails are for..

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Glue and nails are for carnival trails and sweet asian girls named Mistress.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting butt-reamed excites me.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Roses are Red
Violets are Blue

All of my base.
are belong to you.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


There once was a man called Yuri;
Possessing Komataguri;
He got reamed out by brutes;
And played with their flutes;
And made his butt tremble with fury.
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#44 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:39 AM

Oh that's alright, you know that you're my sweet little snookums. With your hair tied back you could almost pass for a leper I once knew. She was so good, I had her so hard she fell to pieces. Oh well, that's what glue and nails are for..

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Glue and nails are for carnival trails and sweet asian girls named Mistress.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting butt-reamed excites me.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Roses are Red
Violets are Blue

All of my base.
are belong to you.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


There once was a man called Yuri;
Possessing Komataguri;
He got reamed out by brutes;
And played with their flutes;
And made his butt tremble with fury.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Darkelf is a slut
he takes it right up the butt
five great fingers wide


Haiku by Komataguri

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#45 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:41 AM

Oh that's alright, you know that you're my sweet little snookums. With your hair tied back you could almost pass for a leper I once knew. She was so good, I had her so hard she fell to pieces. Oh well, that's what glue and nails are for..

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Glue and nails are for carnival trails and sweet asian girls named Mistress.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting butt-reamed excites me.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Roses are Red
Violets are Blue

All of my base.
are belong to you.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


There once was a man called Yuri;
Possessing Komataguri;
He got reamed out by brutes;
And played with their flutes;
And made his butt tremble with fury.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Darkelf is a slut
he takes it right up the butt
five great fingers wide


Haiku by Komataguri

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


When I bent down to pick up the soap
My butt I felt someone did grope
I tried to resist
but he gave me the fist
Oh, Koma is just like the Pope.

For more rhymes and sick things, visit http://www.dethro-an...ma-unite.co.arg
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#46 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:43 AM

Oh that's alright, you know that you're my sweet little snookums. With your hair tied back you could almost pass for a leper I once knew. She was so good, I had her so hard she fell to pieces. Oh well, that's what glue and nails are for..

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Glue and nails are for carnival trails and sweet asian girls named Mistress.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting butt-reamed excites me.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Roses are Red
Violets are Blue

All of my base.
are belong to you.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


There once was a man called Yuri;
Possessing Komataguri;
He got reamed out by brutes;
And played with their flutes;
And made his butt tremble with fury.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Darkelf is a slut
he takes it right up the butt
five great fingers wide


Haiku by Komataguri

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


When I bent down to pick up the soap
My butt I felt someone did grope
I tried to resist
but he gave me the fist
Oh, Koma is just like the Pope.

For more rhymes and sick things, visit http://www.dethro-an...ma-unite.co.arg

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


I did bend over for a taco and tea
When I felt something tiny like a wee wee
Before I could scream, I would be reamed
By Darkelfs Injector of cream.

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#47 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 02:55 AM

Oh that's alright, you know that you're my sweet little snookums. With your hair tied back you could almost pass for a leper I once knew. She was so good, I had her so hard she fell to pieces. Oh well, that's what glue and nails are for..

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Glue and nails are for carnival trails and sweet asian girls named Mistress.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting butt-reamed excites me.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Roses are Red
Violets are Blue

All of my base.
are belong to you.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


There once was a man called Yuri;
Possessing Komataguri;
He got reamed out by brutes;
And played with their flutes;
And made his butt tremble with fury.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Darkelf is a slut
he takes it right up the butt
five great fingers wide


Haiku by Komataguri

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


When I bent down to pick up the soap
My butt I felt someone did grope
I tried to resist
but he gave me the fist
Oh, Koma is just like the Pope.

For more rhymes and sick things, visit http://www.dethro-an...ma-unite.co.arg

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


I did bend over for a taco and tea
When I felt something tiny like a wee wee
Before I could scream, I would be reamed
By Darkelfs Injector of cream.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


If it was my injector you felt
Then you would be screaming full pelt
While it tore open your guts
From your beard to your nuts
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#48 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:01 AM

Oh that's alright, you know that you're my sweet little snookums. With your hair tied back you could almost pass for a leper I once knew. She was so good, I had her so hard she fell to pieces. Oh well, that's what glue and nails are for..

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Glue and nails are for carnival trails and sweet asian girls named Mistress.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting butt-reamed excites me.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Roses are Red
Violets are Blue

All of my base.
are belong to you.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


There once was a man called Yuri;
Possessing Komataguri;
He got reamed out by brutes;
And played with their flutes;
And made his butt tremble with fury.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Darkelf is a slut
he takes it right up the butt
five great fingers wide


Haiku by Komataguri

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


When I bent down to pick up the soap
My butt I felt someone did grope
I tried to resist
but he gave me the fist
Oh, Koma is just like the Pope.

For more rhymes and sick things, visit http://www.dethro-an...ma-unite.co.arg

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


I did bend over for a taco and tea
When I felt something tiny like a wee wee
Before I could scream, I would be reamed
By Darkelfs Injector of cream.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


If it was my injector you felt
Then you would be screaming full pelt
While it tore open your guts
From your beard to your nuts

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


You ain't that big
Its more like a twig.
WIth your narrow little dick.
You'd be lucky to split a god damn tick.

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#49 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:07 AM

Oh that's alright, you know that you're my sweet little snookums. With your hair tied back you could almost pass for a leper I once knew. She was so good, I had her so hard she fell to pieces. Oh well, that's what glue and nails are for..

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Glue and nails are for carnival trails and sweet asian girls named Mistress.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting butt-reamed excites me.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Roses are Red
Violets are Blue

All of my base.
are belong to you.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


There once was a man called Yuri;
Possessing Komataguri;
He got reamed out by brutes;
And played with their flutes;
And made his butt tremble with fury.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Darkelf is a slut
he takes it right up the butt
five great fingers wide


Haiku by Komataguri

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


When I bent down to pick up the soap
My butt I felt someone did grope
I tried to resist
but he gave me the fist
Oh, Koma is just like the Pope.

For more rhymes and sick things, visit http://www.dethro-an...ma-unite.co.arg

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


I did bend over for a taco and tea
When I felt something tiny like a wee wee
Before I could scream, I would be reamed
By Darkelfs Injector of cream.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


If it was my injector you felt
Then you would be screaming full pelt
While it tore open your guts
From your beard to your nuts

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


You ain't that big
Its more like a twig.
WIth your narrow little dick.
You'd be lucky to split a god damn tick.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Surely sir you must lie
For with it I can touch the sky
It is such an enormous pole
To fit your well-lubed up hole.
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#50 Hostile

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:11 AM

I was sure that this thread had something to do with posting pics of yourself. Somehow it has turned into your private poem thread. :)

#51 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:13 AM

I was sure that this thread had something to do with posting pics of yourself. Somehow it has turned into your private poem thread. :grin:

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We're drunk and probably a little high. :)

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#52 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:15 AM

I was sure that this thread had something to do with posting pics of yourself. Somehow it has turned into your private poem thread. :p

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We're drunk and probably a little high. :grin:

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Speak for yourself. I'm sober and not smokin (right now anyway).

Hostile is the Webby right now
Who can cut through spam like a plow
But my spam must be free
Hope he don't ban me

Just a little one for you, Hostile. Thought up quickly, but I think it still has a bit of spark to it. :)
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#53 Hostile

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:20 AM

Taking a moment to scratch my head,
trying to somehow save this thread,
Somehow fell victim of trying to rhyme,
so much fun to waste my time.

#54 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:20 AM

I was sure that this thread had something to do with posting pics of yourself. Somehow it has turned into your private poem thread. :p

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We're drunk and probably a little high. :grin:

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Speak for yourself. I'm sober and not smokin (right now anyway).

Hostile is the Webby right now
Who can cut through spam like a plow
But my spam must be free
Hope he don't ban me

Just a little one for you, Hostile. Thought up quickly, but I think it still has a bit of spark to it. :)

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Hostile does indeed have a plow.
But its not the spam he cuts now.
He cranks up your tail
Like a black man in jail.

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#55 Hostile

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:23 AM

Komo infatuations with asses,
homo inclined to please the masses,
It's better to give than recieve the sorrow,
it will be you that will walk funny tomorrow.

#56 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:25 AM

Hostile does indeed have a plow.
But its not the spam he cuts now.
He cranks up your tail
Like a black man in jail.

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Taking a moment to scratch my head,
trying to somehow save this thread,
Somehow fell victim of trying to rhyme,
so much fun to waste my time.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

If you take a moment too long,
Then you will find you are surely wrong,
Koma he might, he might not,
But the plows bigger than the one YOU'VE got.
:)
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#57 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:25 AM

Komo infatuations with asses,
homo inclined to please the masses,
It's better to give than recieve the sorrow,
it will be you that will walk funny tomorrow.

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Dethro is the one who like asses.
His giant dong is made for the lasses.
He is gay to the extreme
hes jizz is like a beam
That shoots up your ass like a wet dream

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#58 Hostile

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:29 AM

You never know the size of the tool,
I wouldn't play if I was a fool,
Never question the size of the dong,
when Hostiles is 8 inches long. :)

#59 Dethro

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:29 AM

Komo infatuations with asses,
homo inclined to please the masses,
It's better to give than recieve the sorrow,
it will be you that will walk funny tomorrow.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Dethro is the one who like asses.
His giant dong is made for the lasses.
He is gay to the extreme
hes jizz is like a beam
That shoots up your ass like a wet dream

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


A contradiction we have here it seems,
For I thought you were the one who loved cream,
All painful and wrong,
From my extreme dong,
Fills your holes so that you can't scream.

Hostile, you seem to like this too much,
You're not really all that and such?
You appear to threaten his hole,
What, you and your miniscule pole? :)
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#60 Komataguri

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 03:31 AM

Komo infatuations with asses,
homo inclined to please the masses,
It's better to give than recieve the sorrow,
it will be you that will walk funny tomorrow.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Dethro is the one who like asses.
His giant dong is made for the lasses.
He is gay to the extreme
hes jizz is like a beam
That shoots up your ass like a wet dream

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


A contradiction we have here it seems,
For I thought you were the one who loved cream,
All painful and wrong,
From my extreme dong,
Fills your holes so that you can't scream.

Hostile, you seem to like this too much,
You're not really all that and such?
You appear to threaten his hole,
What, you and your miniscule pole? :)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>


My dong is in fact not so long
It makes me look like na asian from hong kong.
Its so small yet quite thick
I could still fuck you and have it feel like a brick!

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