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SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

People say: Nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday :-P

K.G k bachche ki Shayari: Mohabbat te naam pe shaja paayi hy.. Gol Falmaaye.. Mohabbat te naam pe shaja paayi hy.. Baaki sher baad mein abhi mele ko soo soo aayi hy :D

A Boy's Fb Status: "I'm Online on fb During Lecture, I am too smart... Hahaha !!!" =D Comment from His Professor: "Get Out of the Class Now.." =/ [Dean Liked Comment] Friend Comented: "Jaldi aa Yaar, Cafe mein Fit Mahol Hai.." =D Gate Keeper's Comment: "Saab pehle Idhr Aa ke apni Bike Lock Kar Dein" =P Mom Commented: "Nalayeq.. Class nahi Karni to Sabzi Le ke Seedha Ghar wapis Aa.." ;) =P

The "A" grade passed students mostLy get the technicaL seats & become doctors and engineers.:) The "B" grade students do MBA become administrator & contrThe "A" grade passed students mostLy get the technicaL seats & become doctors and engineers.:) The "B" grade students do MBA become administrator & controL the "A" grade students:-) The "C" grade students join poLitics & controL both "A" n "B" grade students.:D & Last but not the Least the "D" grade students join underworLd & controL aLL t...

Teacher...Pappu What Would You Choose Between Brain And Money? Pappu ...Money Teacher... I would prefer Brain . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu... Well Everybody prefers what they dont have

Sardar: Office Ja Rha Tha. . Biwi Pyar Se Boli: "See U In The Evening." . Sardar Gusse Se: "Dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai, Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga...!!

Kon Kehta Hai K Khuda Nazar Nahi Aata. Ek Wohi Toh Nazar Ata Hai Jub Kuch Nazar Nahi Aata..!

Thanks for reminding me that today is my birthday.. I have wasted another year in studies.. :P :) :D :(

If 5 seconds of smile can make a photograph more beautiful. Then just imagine if you keep always smiling how beautiful your life will be. So keep smiling !!!!!

Dear Weather...... Just Tell Me One Thing .. - - - Main Sweater Press Kar K Peti Vich Rakhan Ya Nahin....:)

I am a student and i have no life. :(

Be who you are and say what you feel because.. those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

Don't Say word 'Mosque' Say Always 'Masjid' Becz : Islamic Organization has found that mosque=Mosquitoes house. JazakAllah.

Physics wud be much easy if . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The tree itself had fallen on Newton .. :D