This is the greatest challenge in my riffing career. This episode is called "Cobalt", because yes, but not always. Sure. An episode so boring and uneventful, it took me an entire week to come up with the courage to write anything. I'm renaming this episode into "No Country for Old Salazars."
What happened to our crew of bumbling bumblers? Nick finds himself in prison with a man that sheds bling, Liza gets hired to kill people who are old / crippled / already in their death beds, Travis gets to watch people do more interesting things than him, and Dan continued to lead the action of the show by shaving a man's arm. TO DEATH. Unfortunately, due to the CGI budget, Kirman could not show Dan shaving the man's arm. Slightly panning the camera down 2 inches would result in all of the zombies and explosions looking like NFL graphics.
Well... that wraps last's weeks episode up, folks. Tune in next time, and I'll fire up the IMDB page once again so it looks like I know these people's names. Goodnight, and goodnight.