@Plokite_Wolfe: Solidify what you've just presented.
What in the fuck does your oral tradition excuse have to do with anything I've presented here?
You are one, of this machine. No dispute detected - you are a slave. Good luck.
Luckily, we deal yeyo at the club - there is no need for me to obey the education system, when connections are had. I am fully financed, but I am a nerd when it comes to computer games; hence my presence.
I can roam free, where as you seem like a very boring student, tied up and bound like a fucking slave.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO CONSTANTINE IS, YOU LACK LUSTER SUBJUGATE?!
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MOTHER FUCKING UPDATE:
IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED, AND MY GOD AND YOUR GOD FUCKING HELP US ALL... (EDIT: oh wait.,.. those gods are all dead... :O)
delta's airline company has secured a foothold within the negative elite... delta's airline company is in fact working with the cryptic zionists and baphomet slave drivers, to create the space program - to the detriment of us all! Behold, a quote unveiled, from one of delta's executive officers, who I got really high, so he quit delta's airlines and joined up with my stoned squads, spilling some top secret beans:
Is it possible that a secret space program could have existed without us knowing about it? Absolutely.
The Manhattan Project developed the nuclear bomb. It was in operation for seven years, employed well over 120,000 people, conscripted multiple secret facilities all over the US, and hardly any of its own employees knew what they were working on until the bombs detonated.
Remember: not one person in the Manhattan Project squealed. Not one. Not ever. The penalty for speaking out was terrifying enough to ensure complete compliance.
Therefore it is absolutely possible that an even more advanced program could have been generated, on a much larger scale, and still exist to this day -- without any public awareness.
Let me assure you: the Secret Space Program [SSP] is an absolute fact. The bases are out there. They are vast in size, scope and technology.
Our planet is now crumbling in a Greater Depression because a majority of our wealth has been siphoned off to build this vast, interplanetary infrastructure. Did it really cost NASA 209 billion dollars to launch the Space Shuttle a few times a year? No. Did the Stealth bombers really cost 2 billion dollars apiece to build? No. Did the Pentagon really “lose” 2.1 trillion dollars, as Donald Rumsfeld announced the day before 9/11? No.
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And thus, I can explain the voices in my head. Fucken baphomet assholes gaping wide for me. Not cool man, those holes are supposed to be exit only!
DELTA IS GONNA RAPE SPACE IN THE EAR WITH ATOMIC DEMON BOOBIES!
delta is now in league with these daemons. Ever since god himself was killed by my cocaine fueled hands, the dark ones swept up what little resistance remained. Oh, sure, some half assed supermen tried to "save the day"... but they didn't stand a chance, and they quickly gave up, and therefore, are not even quoted during the following recapping. A history lesson, for you all:
Act One: Hard Core Stop Sign
"Yes, Hydra is a mighty beast. (^^ LOOK UP ^^)
The Hydra ravages the hull of General Cameo's destroyer class warship relentlessly, tearing chunks out. The Hydra destroys the destroyer, but most of it's crew manages to escape by life rafts, including Einstien. Einstien reaches the shore, gets out of the raft, and was about to be shot in the head by a CIA agent when I appeared and shoved the pole end of a stop sign so far up the agent's ass, the pole end stuck out his mouth, the sign part resting out of his ass now. I flipped him upside down and planted a brand new stop sign complete with a cool decoration onto the shore.
Now I am about to do the same to Einstien unless he gives me some cocaine. Save me, I am out of drugs."
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NOTE: delta's airline company is still in it's infancy, barely a footnote to global powerhouses... of course, that all soon changes!
"I show up with some extra drugs (no idea how I came to be in possession of them) and give them to Mackintoke.
I am now however, reading a forum post with numerous mispellings of someone's username, and due to my nitpickiness about such things, am about to have a heart attack."
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NOTE: Where the hell is Killing_You now a days on this forum? That guy was cool! I miss him... :(
"I can't save you from the heart attack, so you die. However, my antics from before inadvertly gained me the affection of Death herself, and so I ask her to bring you back. I'm a nice guy.
Unfortunately, Thanks has a crush on Death, and he just so happened to get the final Infinity Gem before turning his attention towards me. He's pissed, she can't help, and I need new pants."
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"@delta: "I" before "E" except after "C". Except for Einstein... lucky bastard gets to disobey some gay rule. I'm sorry for giving you a heart attack, delta.
@Killing_You: I briefly ascend to 5th density and am able to control matter and energy such that, I fucking butcher this "Thanks" fellow, tearing chunks out of his body, ripping limbs off, crushing his face in. His soul is released from his body in a state of primal fear. I absorb the helpless, amnesiac soul into mine own spirit. I then take off my pants and give them to Killing You. Check the pockets, bro, some good yeyo for you tah flow!
Lady Death is now staring at my junk. She gives me a blow job, but when I finish, she ends up biting my cock off. Help me, I need a healing chamber to regrow severed limbs and appendages."
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NOTE: Where the fuck is andrew gold? Does he even exist on this plane? HAHAHAH get it? PLANE?.........
..... of existance?
Andrew GOLD decrees:
"After 3 years I return to the country and I see poor Mackintoke. Thanks to Voe I managed to steal a healing chamber from the FBI agents that wanted to kill me and i bring it to Mac.
While I am helping Mac I see Lady Death coming straight to us and in 1 second she stabs me with her spiked fingers. Help, I lose too much blood!"
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D_H (AKA, Mackintoke) decrees:
"God damn, what is with you guys and the FBI? The CIA instigate alot more than FBI.
Anyways, not to worry Sir golden boy! Thanks to the healing chamber (Pleiades tech) my dick is back! I feel much more confident about myself, and am able to tackle life's problems head on! Like a bull would to his prey...
I end up getting Mr. Death to get back together with Lady Death. Now that the yin and the yang of death have reunited, a still calmness pervades the cosmos! This new found peace inspires God himself to shed a tear of happiness, and that giant tear drop splashes onto AndrewGOLD, replenishing Andrew's blood, and healing his wound(s).
But, I had a little too much cocaine and LSD. When I saw God crying like a bitch, I thought he was Satan laughing like a pimp. God and Satan both look similar, and why would God shed a tear of joy for Mr & Mrs. Death? Thats something Satan would do! And Satan has owed me fifty bucks for a long, long time.
Satan had got really drunk at my bar one night. If he had tried to drive home by himself, he would have either been arrested by the Irish poker champs, or would have had a fatal car crash! So, being the nice guy I naturally am, I called and paid for a speedy cab to get Satan back home safely.
THAT WAS FOUR YEARS AGO, and that greedy bastard has yet to pay me back! Plus he still owes me a hefty bar tab. BASTARD!
There was this one time I thought he was going to be true to his word and pay me back. But It turns out he paid me back in mortgages. I have little to no interest in ponzi schemes...
So, I cut off God's head, thinking it was Satan's. I ripped his eyes out from their sockets. Then I jammed my new and improved cock through the left eye hole, and skull fucked the bajeezus out of this alien bastard - for you see, most "Gods" and "Satans" are actually from another planet... the christian god, the muslim god, the jewish god, the god named baphomet, those fucken roman gods and shit? Or the greek assholes? - ALL "gods", "recorded", in earth "history", are basically slave drivers from different planets. They invaded us while we were primates, wanting our gold, but they were too lazy to mine it themselves. So they genetically modified us primates to dig up the gold for them. They "enhanced" us, to be just smart enough to be able to work the machinery, but very, very, VERY dumb enough to be oblivious to what is actually going on. Not much has changed since those 7 billion years ago...
Anyways, the people of earth need a new God to save them from Satan's ponzi schemes. Oh, won't someone save these lost souls!? They need a new hero! Won't someone answer the call?"
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The local god that most people relate to has been fucked to death.... so there is no act two.
... so delta decided to align with satan, because he would gain alot of money working with that asshole, no doubt. I mean I've been there, I've done that.
No wonder delta got his airline pilot high on heroine, just to try to crash the plane, to kill me with it! delta is afraid of the competition! I killed god, so I can definitely kill satan. But satan is delta's new business partner. They make awesome brown brown together! Plus, delta will never suffer another heart attack ever again, with satan's advanced pyrotechnology.
I thought me and delta were friends, but naw, brah.... delta has been corrupted. NOT BY HIS OWN SOUL, but by classic baphomet religious brainwashing....
poor delta... hes an initiate in the subliminal genocidal tactics. Where as I have conquered these tendancies millenia ago!
We must all band together to diffuse delta. He is under mind control, essentially. A once great airliner company is now under control of satan, and delta? Is satan's puppet!
Edited by DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr, 24 October 2015 - 12:02 AM.