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[DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr]

Dayum, you guys are super smart.

 

So this is Kepler at work:

 

http://news.discover...ture-151014.htm

 

NASA’s Kepler Space Telescope is tasked with finding small, rocky worlds orbiting distant stars. However, exoplanets aren’t the only thing Kepler can detect — stellar flares, star spots and dusty planetary rings can also pop up in the mission’s observations.

But there’s also been speculation that Kepler may have the ability to detect more than natural phenomena; if they’re out there, Kepler may also detect the signature of artificial structures orbiting other stars. Imagine an advanced civilization that’s well up on the Kardashev scale and has the ability to harness energy directly from its star. This hypothetical alien civilization may want to construct vast megastructures, like supersized solar arrays in orbit around their host star, that could be so big that they blot out a sizable fraction of starlight as they pass in front.

 

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This may sound like science fiction, but our galaxy has existed for over 13 billion years, it’s not such a stretch of the imagination to think that an alien civilization may be out there and evolved to the point where they can build megastructures around stars.

“Aliens should always be the very last hypothesis you consider, but this looked like something you would expect an alien civilization to build,” Jason Wright, an astronomer from Penn State University, told The Atlantic.

Indeed, hunting down huge structures that obscure the light from stars is no new thing. The Search for Extraterrestrial Technology (SETT) is one such project that does just this. Only recently, a survey of the local universe focused on the hope of detecting the waste heat generated by a technologically advanced civilization, specifically a Type II Kardashev civilization.

On the Kardashev scale, a Type II civilization has the ability to utilize all the available energy radiating from a star. Using a vast shell or series of rings surrounding a star, a Dyson sphere-like structure may be constructed. This has the effect of blotting out the star from view in visible wavelengths, but once the solar energy has been used by the alien civilization, the energy is shifted to longer wavelengths and likely lost as infrared radiation.

 

 

And THIS is a synopsis of the latest update on Earth's affairs:

 

http://2012portal.bl...r-in-syria.html

 

Clearing of the Chimera group continues. Not much can be said about that now publicly.

 

On the other hand, clearing of their Draco and Reptilian minions is now quite intense and has already reached the awareness of the mainstream population:

 

http://sputniknews.com/politics/20151018/1028720468/end-new-world-order-russia-shifts-balance-power.html

 

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2015/10/14/putins-wild-card-in-syria/

 

Here it is important to understand that Khazarians are actually Dracos who came to planet Earth in late Atlantean period through the Caucasus portal and kept reincarnating into human bodies. Caucasus portal was also the main entry point for the Reptilian warrior slave caste who came to planet Earth in human bodies in Atlantean period and later during Neolithic period through the Kurgan invasion:

 

 

 

^^ OMG, IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW! As you can see, its all tied together in one neat little package. Mathijis, this totally on topic, bro. Listen to sheriff Pasidon. You're his deputy now.

Edited by DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr, 20 October 2015 - 05:57 PM.

[DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr]

*sighs* And this is what is wrong with the world. No one is open to new ideas, thanks to very far reaching and intensive indoctrination.

 

Duke's curious if we've just spotted an ancient ruin of an alien civilization. He's basically pushing forward and asking "Hey guys!? Check it out! You think these are aliens? Would you believe in such a thing?"

 

So, my answer to his OP is a resounding: "well duh! Yes!" I've also posted links to some knowledge/musings of aliens that we do have, mostly translated from ancient sumerian texts. Do you know what those are Mathijs? You can take it or leave it, and I promise not to post anymore. But on the topic of aliens, well, this is a topic about aliens. So, its basically still on topic.

 

IMO the stuff I posted is a more interesting read than the bible, or indoctrinated science texts, in regards to history on how the hell our race actually came about, because you know it - there is a missing link.

 

So pick your poison, believe what you must but I say, YES! As the times are turning and getting more intense, the Kelper team was allowed to present their findings publicly, and its most likely alien tech that they spotted.

 

Its a good sign that more information is being disclosed freely.

 

Of course if I'm wrong, than you guys all get to shoot me, hows that sound?

Edited by DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr, 21 October 2015 - 03:34 PM.

[DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr]

Terrifying? Clarke must have been a fucking WUSS.

 

Anything out of the norm is interesting as hell, and should inspire awe and amazement, not terror! The ONLY thing that may terrify? Would be the prospect of never ending mediocrity.... the only ACTUAL fear I could see, is of you're entire spirit complex coming to the conclusion:

 

"Thats, IT, bitch! This is all there is to your pitiful existence! Now get back to work, you little slave pawn!"

 

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Hey duke. What I posted was basically a more interesting and more coherent read than the bible itself was.

 

In either case, they're both fantasy bullshit... so pick your poison.

 

Essentially, though, the "gods" mentioned in all ancient tablets and scripture, are supposedly aliens, that which genetically modified us.

 

It is fine if you wish not to pursue this tangent.

 

But I ask you though: what the hell were our idiot ancestors talking about, then? Where the fuck are all these "god" theories coming from, celestial beings that fell form the sky, and greeted man, and "educated" man? They came in chariots of fire? FLYING, chariots of fire ** ? Who the fuck thinks up this shit and why? Was that all fantasy writings too? Are all of our supposed ancestors just a bunch of fucking fantasy writers?

 

It makes me have little faith in the human race. I bet even the "science" info, provided to us by tightly controlled outlets with no competition, are fantasy writers, so to speak. Oh sure, technology "progress" is revealed to us, and sometimes? Even an occasional picture is painted, and a thoughtful one at that!

 

But its all half assed, and not nearly good enough, complete enough for sovereign beings like yourselves.... and yet, you all seem to worship that one and only flow of "information". That makes me a sad panda... :(

 

So be it. To each there own. I believe that life is a game, and that there are definitely more than just human players out there in this endless universe.

 

Amen.

 

 ** : The consensus is that our ancestors simply had a limited language, but that they were trying to describe the vehicles in which the "gods" used to enter planet Earth's atmosphere.

Edited by DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr, 23 October 2015 - 01:46 AM.

[Mathijs]

So because we don't want to censor your weird essays on what actually happened, I split those posts into your own thread.

 

Feel free to further enlighten us, but keep conspiracy-related stuff out of science discussion threads please.

[Pasidon]

Where do I put my money to get the premium Hunter content?

[Phil]

https://www.paypal.c...d=RFZVABURKTVRG

[Plokite_Wolf]

https://www.paypal.c...d=RFZVABURKTVRG

THAT ANSWER'S A SIGN OF A CONSPIRACY, I TELLS YA

[Pasidon]

I like a good scam.  I like it so much, I'm giving my money to Women for Trump instead.  The greatest conspiracy of all...

[DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr]

Ahhh, caraap. Well, I shoulda saw this coming.

 

Since I'm here, I might as well go fucking NUTS

 

I will never charge money for ideas. Anyways, heres a nice idea. THE BIBLE IS FUCKING GARBAGE, A CLASS ACT PIECE OF SHIT, and heres why:

 

http://www.bibliotec...lianazar_40.htm

 

What the Church doesn't want you to know

It has often been emphasized that Christianity is unlike any other religion, for it stands or falls by certain events which are alleged to have occurred during a short period of time some 20 centuries ago. Those stories are presented in the New Testament, and as new evidence is revealed it will become clear that they do not represent historical realities.

 

The Church agrees, saying:

"Our documentary sources of knowledge about the origins of Christianity and its earliest development are chiefly the New Testament Scriptures, the authenticity of which we must, to a great extent, take for granted."
(Catholic Encyclopedia, Farley ed., vol. iii, p. 712)

The Church makes extraordinary admissions about its New Testament. For example, when discussing the origin of those writings,

"the most distinguished body of academic opinion ever assembled" (Catholic Encyclopedias, Preface) admits that the Gospels "do not go back to the first century of the Christian era"

(Catholic Encyclopedia, Farley ed., vol. vi, p. 137, pp. 655-6).

This statement conflicts with priesthood assertions that the earliest Gospels were progressively written during the decades following the death of the Gospel Jesus Christ.

 

In a remarkable aside, the Church further admits that,

"the earliest of the extant manuscripts [of the New Testament], it is true, do not date back beyond the middle of the fourth century AD"

(Catholic Encyclopedia, op. cit., pp. 656-7).

That is some 350 years after the time the Church claims that a Jesus Christ walked the sands of Palestine, and here the true story of Christian origins slips into one of the biggest black holes in history. There is, however, a reason why there were no New Testaments until the fourth century: they were not written until then, and here we find evidence of the greatest misrepresentation of all time.

It was British-born Flavius Constantinus (Constantine, originally Custennyn or Custennin) (272-337) who authorized the compilation of the writings now called the New Testament. After the death of his father in 306, Constantine became King of Britain, Gaul and Spain, and then, after a series of victorious battles, Emperor of the Roman Empire. Christian historians give little or no hint of the turmoil of the times and suspend Constantine in the air, free of all human events happening around him. In truth, one of Constantine's main problems was the uncontrollable disorder amongst presbyters and their belief in numerous gods.

The majority of modern-day Christian writers suppress the truth about the development of their religion and conceal Constantine's efforts to curb the disreputable character of the presbyters who are now called "Church Fathers" (Catholic Encyclopedia, Farley ed., vol. xiv, pp. 370-1). They were "maddened", he said (Life of Constantine, attributed to Eusebius Pamphilius of Caesarea, c. 335, vol. iii, p. 171; The Nicene and Post-Nicene Fathers, cited as N&PNF, attributed to St Ambrose, Rev. Prof. Roberts, DD, and Principal James Donaldson, LLD, editors, 1891, vol. iv, p. 467).

 

The "peculiar type of oratory" expounded by them was a challenge to a settled religious order (The Dictionary of Classical Mythology, Religion, Literature and Art, Oskar Seyffert, Gramercy, New York, 1995, pp. 544-5). Ancient records reveal the true nature of the presbyters, and the low regard in which they were held has been subtly suppressed by modern Church historians.

 

In reality, they were:

"...the most rustic fellows, teaching strange paradoxes. They openly declared that none but the ignorant was fit to hear their discourses ... they never appeared in the circles of the wiser and better sort, but always took care to intrude themselves among the ignorant and uncultured, rambling around to play tricks at fairs and markets ... they lard their lean books with the fat of old fables ... and still the less do they understand ... and they write nonsense on vellum ... and still be doing, never done."
(Contra Celsum ["Against Celsus"], Origen of Alexandria, c. 251, Bk I, p. lxvii, Bk III, p. xliv, passim)

Clusters of presbyters had developed "many gods and many lords" (1 Cor. 8:5) and numerous religious sects existed, each with differing doctrines (Gal. 1:6). Presbyterial groups clashed over attributes of their various gods and "altar was set against altar" in competing for an audience (Optatus of Milevis, 1:15, 19, early fourth century). From Constantine's point of view, there were several factions that needed satisfying, and he set out to develop an all-embracing religion during a period of irreverent confusion. In an age of crass ignorance, with nine-tenths of the peoples of Europe illiterate, stabilizing religious splinter groups was only one of Constantine's problems.

 

The smooth generalization, which so many historians are content to repeat, that Constantine "embraced the Christian religion" and subsequently granted "official toleration", is "contrary to historical fact" and should be erased from our literature forever (Catholic Encyclopedia, Pecci ed., vol. iii, p. 299, passim). Simply put, there was no Christian religion at Constantine's time, and the Church acknowledges that the tale of his "conversion" and "baptism" are "entirely legendary" (Catholic Encyclopedia, Farley ed., vol. xiv, pp. 370-1).

Constantine "never acquired a solid theological knowledge" and "depended heavily on his advisers in religious questions" (Catholic Encyclopedia, New Edition, vol. xii, p. 576, passim). According to Eusebeius (260-339), Constantine noted that among the presbyterian factions "strife had grown so serious, vigorous action was necessary to establish a more religious state", but he could not bring about a settlement between rival god factions (Life of Constantine, op. cit., pp. 26-8). His advisers warned him that the presbyters' religions were "destitute of foundation" and needed official stabilization (ibid.).

Constantine saw in this confused system of fragmented dogmas the opportunity to create a new and combined State religion, neutral in concept, and to protect it by law. When he conquered the East in 324 he sent his Spanish religious adviser, Osius of Córdoba, to Alexandria with letters to several bishops exhorting them to make peace among themselves. The mission failed and Constantine, probably at the suggestion of Osius, then issued a decree commanding all presbyters and their subordinates "be mounted on asses, mules and horses belonging to the public, and travel to the city of Nicaea" in the Roman province of Bithynia in Asia Minor.

 

They were instructed to bring with them the testimonies they orated to the rabble, "bound in leather" for protection during the long journey, and surrender them to Constantine upon arrival in Nicaea (The Catholic Dictionary, Addis and Arnold, 1917, "Council of Nicaea" entry).

 

Their writings totaled

"in all, two thousand two hundred and thirty-one scrolls and legendary tales of gods and saviors, together with a record of the doctrines orated by them"

(Life of Constantine, op. cit., vol. ii, p. 73; N&PNF, op. cit., vol. i, p. 518).

[Plokite_Wolf]

1) Conspiracy theories are for idiots and idiots alone.

2)...

"the earliest of the extant manuscripts [of the New Testament], it is true, do not date back beyond the middle of the fourth century AD"
(Catholic Encyclopedia, op. cit., pp. 656-7).

You've never heard of a concept called oral tradition, have you?

[DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr]

@Plokite_Wolfe: Solidify what you've just presented.

 

What in the fuck does your oral tradition excuse have to do with anything I've presented here?

 

You are one, of this machine. No dispute detected - you are a slave. Good luck.

 

Luckily, we deal yeyo at the club - there is no need for me to obey the education system, when connections are had. I am fully financed, but I am a nerd when it comes to computer games; hence my presence.

 

I can roam free, where as you seem like a very boring student, tied up and bound like a fucking slave.

 

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO CONSTANTINE IS, YOU LACK LUSTER SUBJUGATE?!

 

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MOTHER FUCKING UPDATE:

 

IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED, AND MY GOD AND YOUR GOD FUCKING HELP US ALL... (EDIT: oh wait.,.. those gods are all dead... :O)

 

delta's airline company has secured a foothold within the negative elite... delta's airline company is in fact working with the cryptic zionists and baphomet slave drivers, to create the space program - to the detriment of us all! Behold, a quote unveiled, from one of delta's executive officers, who I got really high, so he quit delta's airlines and joined up with my stoned squads, spilling some top secret beans:

 

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Is it possible that a secret space program could have existed without us knowing about it? Absolutely.

 

The Manhattan Project developed the nuclear bomb. It was in operation for seven years, employed well over 120,000 people, conscripted multiple secret facilities all over the US, and hardly any of its own employees knew what they were working on until the bombs detonated.

 

Remember: not one person in the Manhattan Project squealed. Not one. Not ever. The penalty for speaking out was terrifying enough to ensure complete compliance.

 

Therefore it is absolutely possible that an even more advanced program could have been generated, on a much larger scale, and still exist to this day -- without any public awareness.

 

Let me assure you: the Secret Space Program [SSP] is an absolute fact. The bases are out there. They are vast in size, scope and technology.

 

Our planet is now crumbling in a Greater Depression because a majority of our wealth has been siphoned off to build this vast, interplanetary infrastructure. Did it really cost NASA 209 billion dollars to launch the Space Shuttle a few times a year? No. Did the Stealth bombers really cost 2 billion dollars apiece to build? No. Did the Pentagon really “lose” 2.1 trillion dollars, as Donald Rumsfeld announced the day before 9/11? No.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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And thus, I can explain the voices in my head. Fucken baphomet assholes gaping wide for me. Not cool man, those holes are supposed to be exit only!

 

DELTA IS GONNA RAPE SPACE IN THE EAR WITH ATOMIC DEMON BOOBIES!

 

 

delta is now in league with these daemons. Ever since god himself was killed by my cocaine fueled hands, the dark ones swept up what little resistance remained. Oh, sure, some half assed supermen tried to "save the day"... but they didn't stand a chance, and they quickly gave up, and therefore, are not even quoted during the following recapping. A history lesson, for you all:

 

Act One: Hard Core Stop Sign

 

 

D_H decrees:

 

"Yes, Hydra is a mighty beast. (^^ LOOK UP ^^)

 

The Hydra ravages the hull of General Cameo's destroyer class warship relentlessly, tearing chunks out. The Hydra destroys the destroyer, but most of it's crew manages to escape by life rafts, including Einstien. Einstien reaches the shore, gets out of the raft, and was about to be shot in the head by a CIA agent when I appeared and shoved the pole end of a stop sign so far up the agent's ass, the pole end stuck out his mouth, the sign part resting out of his ass now. I flipped him upside down and planted a brand new stop sign complete with a cool decoration onto the shore.

 

Now I am about to do the same to Einstien unless he gives me some cocaine. Save me, I am out of drugs."

 

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*delta's turn*

 

NOTE: delta's airline company is still in it's infancy, barely a footnote to global powerhouses... of course, that all soon changes!

 

delta decrees:

 

"I show up with some extra drugs (no idea how I came to be in possession of them) and give them to Mackintoke.

 

I am now however, reading a forum post with numerous mispellings of someone's username, and due to my nitpickiness about such things, am about to have a heart attack."

 

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*Killing_You's turn*

 

NOTE: Where the hell is Killing_You now a days on this forum? That guy was cool! I miss him... :(

 

Killing_You decrees:

 

"I can't save you from the heart attack, so you die. However, my antics from before inadvertly gained me the affection of Death herself, and so I ask her to bring you back. I'm a nice guy.

Unfortunately, Thanks has a crush on Death, and he just so happened to get the final Infinity Gem before turning his attention towards me. He's pissed, she can't help, and I need new pants."

 

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D_H decrees:

 

"@delta: "I" before "E" except after "C". Except for Einstein... lucky bastard gets to disobey some gay rule. I'm sorry for giving you a heart attack, delta.

 

@Killing_You: I briefly ascend to 5th density and am able to control matter and energy such that, I fucking butcher this "Thanks" fellow, tearing chunks out of his body, ripping limbs off, crushing his face in. His soul is released from his body in a state of primal fear. I absorb the helpless, amnesiac soul into mine own spirit. I then take off my pants and give them to Killing You. Check the pockets, bro, some good yeyo for you tah flow!

 

Lady Death is now staring at my junk. She gives me a blow job, but when I finish, she ends up biting my cock off. Help me, I need a healing chamber to regrow severed limbs and appendages."

 

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*Andrew_GOLD's turn*

 

NOTE: Where the fuck is andrew gold? Does he even exist on this plane? HAHAHAH get it? PLANE?.........

 

 

..... of existance?

 

Andrew GOLD decrees:

 

"After 3 years I return to the country and I see poor Mackintoke. Thanks to Voe I managed to steal a healing chamber from the FBI agents that wanted to kill me and i bring it to Mac.

   

While I am helping Mac I see Lady Death coming straight to us and in 1 second she stabs me with her spiked fingers. Help, I lose too much blood!"

 

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D_H (AKA, Mackintoke) decrees:

 

"God damn, what is with you guys and the FBI? The CIA instigate alot more than FBI.

 

Anyways, not to worry Sir golden boy! Thanks to the healing chamber (Pleiades tech) my dick is back! I feel much more confident about myself, and am able to tackle life's problems head on! Like a bull would to his prey...

 

I end up getting Mr. Death to get back together with Lady Death. Now that the yin and the yang of death have reunited, a still calmness pervades the cosmos! This new found peace inspires God himself to shed a tear of happiness, and that giant tear drop splashes onto AndrewGOLD, replenishing Andrew's blood, and healing his wound(s).

 

But, I had a little too much cocaine and LSD. When I saw God crying like a bitch, I thought he was Satan laughing like a pimp. God and Satan both look similar, and why would God shed a tear of joy for Mr & Mrs. Death? Thats something Satan would do! And Satan has owed me fifty bucks for a long, long time.

 

Satan had got really drunk at my bar one night. If he had tried to drive home by himself, he would have either been arrested by the Irish poker champs, or would have had a fatal car crash! So, being the nice guy I naturally am, I called and paid for a speedy cab to get Satan back home safely.

 

THAT WAS FOUR YEARS AGO, and  that greedy bastard has yet to pay me back! Plus he still owes me a hefty bar tab. BASTARD!

 

There was this one time I thought he was going to be true to his word and pay me back. But It turns out he paid me back in mortgages. I have little to no interest in ponzi schemes...

 

So, I cut off God's head, thinking it was Satan's. I ripped his eyes out from their sockets. Then I jammed my new and improved cock through the left eye hole, and skull fucked the bajeezus out of this alien bastard - for you see, most "Gods" and "Satans" are actually from another planet... the christian god, the muslim god, the jewish god, the god named baphomet, those fucken roman gods and shit? Or the greek assholes? - ALL "gods", "recorded", in earth "history", are basically slave drivers from different planets. They invaded us while we were primates, wanting our gold, but they were too lazy to mine it themselves. So they genetically modified us primates to dig up the gold for them. They "enhanced" us, to be just smart enough to be able to work the machinery, but very, very, VERY dumb enough to be oblivious to what is actually going on. Not much has changed since those 7 billion years ago...

 

Anyways, the people of earth need a new God to save them from Satan's ponzi schemes. Oh, won't someone save these lost souls!? They need a new hero! Won't someone answer the call?"

 

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AND THUS!

 

 

The local god that most people relate to has been fucked to death.... so there is no act two.

 

... so delta decided to align with satan, because he would gain alot of money working with that asshole, no doubt. I mean I've been there, I've done that.

 

No wonder delta got his airline pilot high on heroine, just to try to crash the plane, to kill me with it! delta is afraid of the competition! I killed god, so I can definitely kill satan. But satan is delta's new business partner. They make awesome brown brown together! Plus, delta will never suffer another heart attack ever again, with satan's advanced pyrotechnology.

 

I thought me and delta were friends, but naw, brah.... delta has been corrupted. NOT BY HIS OWN SOUL, but by classic baphomet religious brainwashing....

 

poor delta... hes an initiate in the subliminal genocidal tactics. Where as I have conquered these tendancies millenia ago!

We must all band together to diffuse delta. He is under mind control, essentially. A once great airliner company is now under control of satan, and delta? Is satan's puppet!

Edited by DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr, 24 October 2015 - 12:02 AM.

[Mathijs]

[DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr]

rofl. Aww, man, I wish you guys here could have seen the post I made for Be7AMod's funeral, at PPMSite.com. It was epic. I got the guy addicted to heroine, and then I fucked him with his own skull, right in his chest cavity that I split open. 'Twas a glorious duel, of spammer vs spammer.

[Pasidon]

Hallelujah.  Erm... I mean... Amen.  ERM... woops... there's just no getting around it.  

[DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr]

Calm down, Pasidon. Either term is acceptable.

 

Russia will kill the remnants of "Kazaria"...

 

https://www.facebook...411288/?fref=nf

 

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

plokite, finish what you started.

Edited by DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr, 24 October 2015 - 01:55 AM.

[Plokite_Wolf]

If you must know, oral tradition is what kept ancient works like Greek classics away from being forgotten until they were written down. It wouldn't be much of a surprise that the New Testament was distributed in the same way. It wasn't until about the 4th century that the Romans stopped resisting Christianity, too. But you didn't quote relevant sources for all of this. Just because something is on the Internet doesn't mean it's true.

You yourself are a slave to bullshit stories made by unemployed, paranoid and equally ignorant people whose peak of "accomplishment" was lighting a joint and going vegan. They have no better things to do in life than to post shit like this on the Internet. Noticed how no intellectuals and scientists in the world, not a single one, believes in this?



Also, your BHP-persona-filled story isn't amusing. I'm starting to think/hope you're not serious about all this.

Edited by Plokite_Wolf, 24 October 2015 - 06:28 AM.

[Pasidon]

Who cares?  More weird conspiracy stuff... wooo!

[Phil]

I can't be bothered to read through all of your inane ramblings, but the Bible being garbage is definitely not a conspiracy theory...

[DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr]

@Plokite: HAHAHAHA, ahh thats great. Dude, you have no sense of humor, kinda like Irene. You too should get together. Bow chicka wow wow.

 

@Phil: Yeah, its a fine line. Inanity is where its at bro. Plokite? You should listen to phil. It has been confirmed that the bible is a smoldering carcass of filth, written by a bunch of catamites that would give oral to the pope and his priests, as was (and I think still is) the tradition. Get it? Bad dum Tssh!

 

@Everyone: Yo, why so serious? Seriously, why? It don't make no sense. Like, are you fucking seriously that serious, brye? For Cereal? What kinda fuckin cereal do you eat?

 

This round table is fucking epic! You wanna know how round tables came to be? There was a conspiracy against squares. King Aurthur's lesser known henchman, Mortimus Maximus, was bribed by the persians to destroy all squares in existence. You see King Aurthur's cabinet ministers would get high off of the geometrical structure of squares (and rectangles), but at the same time, when they all sat down at their rectangle table, not everyone could be heard. So it was Mortimus's scheme to disassemble the whole troupe, but luckily, a new knight, named Sir Mix-A-Lot, came to the rescue, and introduced the epic round table. Check out this historical video:

 

 

SUPER FUCKING DUPER EDIT: Yeayeayeayeayeeeeeah! 420 POSTS! *lights up a joint*

 

Here, plokite. Smoke this. And what ever you do, do not turn vegan. I don't know whats gayer, a fucken vegan, or a fucken brony.... hmmm, I should make a poll.

Edited by DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr, 24 October 2015 - 05:53 PM.

[duke_Qa]

I can agree with the tldr that I skimmed of the bible being a hoax. Beyond that I see a lot of energy spent on stuff that almost nobody will care to read through.

 

All the money dhunter must be spending on uppers of various sorts to produce his golden nuggets of insanity. I wish we had a way to sober him up and put that money in the paypal account linked instead