Something stinks, and I have ten reasons why. 2016 was probably the best year of television ever, but there were some real stankers in there, sister. I will rate these shows with the worst smelling things in the universe, with the worst smelling thing being the worst show of 2016.
# Pork
American Horror Story
It's tragic this would be in any list that doesn't have the word "amazing" in it, but this season of American Horror Story (Roanoke Nightmare) was amazingly pointless. I enjoyed the first half of the season, but the second half was the exact same thing. Literally. A bunch of people get spooked by the Butcher and some hicks. 5 episodes later a bunch of people, including the same idiots, get spooked by the Butcher and some hicks. Amazing idea.
# Wet Bread
Ash Vs. Evil
I was enjoying it, then it got really boring. Visit exotic locations, such as the back of a wood shop. It just degrades into barf and fart humor, which is no go on planet Pasidon, bro.
# Farts and Barf
Legends of Tomorrow
I actually enjoyed the first season, but season 2 is a pile of rocks. You get rid of Rip Hunter, the actual qualified time traveler who leads our gang of misfit LEGENDS (don't ask me what the difference between that and a hero is), then all of a sudden you have no character who is a stable human being, who can lead a team of time traveling super heroes. White Canary is a mass murderer and a mass pervert lesbian... let's have her lead the team. Great idea. And the plot is just recycling unwanted villains from the other super hero shows on the CW. Take your trash on someone else's doorstep.
PS: one of those trash CW shows is in this list
# Eggs
Louie
Yea, I know... there wasn't a new season this year. Right off the bat, make makes your show awful. But I watched last year's season this year. So, Louie CK decided to make his comedy mostly serious and about him dating a woman. Uh, yea. You're mistaken, Louie. Try again.
# White People
Grimm
What in the name of holy heck is this show doing? It used to be amazing, but then they decided to shoot themselves in the napes. Every recent episode has just been the characters recapping what happened last episode to the characters who weren't present. I lost track of who knows what, it makes no sense that Nick is dating that witch who tried to kill his grandma / tried to kill him / successfully resulted in his wife dying, and the whole secret agency trash is boring. Good job making your last season a wad of spittle. Have fun selling your full series DVDs now, ya' mo'rons.
# Mayonays
Falling Water
It's a show about people dreaming, but they're not really dreaming, but then again... yes they are.
# Cold, Uncooked Meat
Son of Zorn
FOX decided to make a sitcom about a family, EXCEPT THE DAD IS A CARTOON MAN. I could not stop laughing... laughing, laughing, laughing... at a piece of paper that tickled the edge of my wrist. Next time, make sure you actually make your show funny before you buy a show based around a single, random gimmick for your American television network, FOX. If that's even your real name...
# Gunk
Arrow
This show degraded into a massive pile of shirt very quickly. They end up just giving up and made everyone a super hero. That's right - you're a billionaire that trained for years on a desert island to kill people and shoot a bow with perfect accuracy, but all of your friends a your 12 pound sister can be just as good as you in about a month. That's isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it is when no one but the highly trained police captain is ever in danger. Boring, boring, dumb, stupid, boring show.
# Cats
Once Upon a Time
This show was bad season 1, but it's now in its seventh season. Guess how bad it is now? Plug your noses while I indulge you. Every single dumb stupid episode is about stopping the highly overpowered villain that is ALWAYS defeated by some low-budget plot hole. Every single season, someone / everyone gets hazed and forgets everything... every single season, a good guy is actually a bad guy, and bad guys are good guys... every single stinkin season, someone dies then comes back to life... it's the same things every single season, and yet, the pre-teen dumpster squad still tunes in every Sunday to watch a bunch of grown women casting fireballs at each other. What in the living son of the beaches is this show still doing on the air? Your Disney princesses are getting old and fat, and literally no one older than 10 watches this show. Kill it before they hire Adam Sandler as the music director, because that's about the only fantasy left they can afford.
# People who wear ear gauges
Super Girl
Just look at her... wearing those sleeve gloves and flying through the air... LOOK AT HER. It got canceled by ABC last year, so the CW decided to throw in a shilling or two and revived its mauled, raped corpse and started using it like a sock puppet. Ahoy, maties. It's the same junk that got canceled, except with one new set that was introduced to the show with the magic words, "I never noticed this building before." The plot on this BRAND NEW SECOND CHANCE SEASON is that there's a bar with aliens in it, and Lex Luther's mom wants to blow it up. They actually introduced Super Man this season (what a revelation), then sent him home after 2 episodes, then hired a guy that looks exactly like him with the exact same powers to be Super Girl's #1 slide-slice. This new hero is so cringy, I had to ask my grandma if I could aggressively chew on her fingernails to relieve the utter agitation and annoyance and bitter hatred I have for him. "Woops! I didn't know you drank coffee out of THAT end of the mug!" ... This show can go ahead and die again, alright, thanks.