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[Houseplant]

Steven Seagal has a tendency to make movies that are unintentionally comical. Does anyone agree?

Edited by Houseplant, 27 May 2017 - 03:44 PM.

[Pasidon]

I don't think Seagal has even made a movie in his life.  He just pays people to make movies for him, staring him.

[Mathijs]

I once had a housemate who spent his days getting high on cough medicine and pretending he was Steven Seagal.

[Houseplant]

I don't think Seagal has even made a movie in his life.  He just pays people to make movies for him, staring him.

 

 

Are you sure? Seems like he is a producer on alot of projects.

 

In the movie "On Deadly Ground", which Seagal stars in, Michael Caine plays a cartoony villain(lol):

 

[Pasidon]

Yea, he produces them. Just because I paid for my house doesn't mean I built it.  I'm pretty sure Seagal has a chain letter that goes out to directors until one of them gives in and makes one of these brain-dead movies.  "Hey, can you write a movie where I can walk around in a trench coat and yell at people?"

[Mathijs]

Me, personally, am in love with Seagal's hairline of steel.

[Pasidon]

Not as much as he's in love with it.