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Posted 06 May 2022 - 11:57 AM

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"16 oz color changing cups."  Another Kokomo listing, if you couldn't tell.  Keeping it classy with weed and guns.  Listed for $7... per cup?  Unless it comes with a wad of weed, I think a Walmart bathroom trashcan has better design options.

 

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Posted 09 May 2022 - 04:11 AM

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"1998 Chevrolet Lumina."  The modern luxury for high-class hillbilly socialites.  One man's trash is another's new car smell.  Listed for $1,111?  But they're also searching for "four-wheel drive cars looking to build four-wheel drive derby car."  So... are they just showing off their prized dumpster-drive here or are they actually selling it?  No idea what's going on here.



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Posted 21 May 2022 - 01:19 PM

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"Daddy's Father's Day Plaque."  Time to get daddy a plaque.  I guess it'll be a good conversation starter (or a red flag) for guests when they see poop emojis with names on them that have nothing to do with you or your family.  Listed for $20.



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Posted 09 July 2022 - 02:18 AM

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Let's celebrate one whole year of garage sales!  We started off with a creepy baby monkey doll, and now, here's a confused looking woman (I think we've seen her before on page 5) holding... Baby Yodas?  They're... medium?  I have no idea what she's trying to sell here.  ... Happy 1 year anniversary!  Listed for $8.



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Posted 23 July 2022 - 07:57 AM

Sorry there haven't been a lot of posts recently.  There haven't been any good listings!

 

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"Training Head."  What is this head training for?  The Sex Doll Olympics?  God speed, severed smoke-free doll head.  Listed for $18.



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Posted 24 July 2022 - 08:05 AM

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"Annalee."  Awww.  Cute.  A radioactive mutant baby with brain ferns and flipper hands and feet.  Listed for $12.



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Posted 01 September 2022 - 04:28 AM

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"Elevated toilet seat."  Nothing beats a good toilet seat with a backstory.  Listed for $10.



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Posted 16 October 2022 - 11:10 PM

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"Cards."  What are the cards?  How many are there?  Am I being ripped off?  Like reaching into a Walmart toilet and hoping to pull out a treasure.  Listed for $10.



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Posted 24 October 2022 - 09:45 AM

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"Hillary Halloween Mask."  I'm assuming the "used only once" clause is a "don't ask - don't tell" situation.  Listed for $8.



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Posted 01 November 2022 - 01:14 AM

It's a spooooky Halloween edition.

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"Throws."  WARNING: May smell like hot pockets and chewing tobacco.  Something tells me whoever owns these has a home décor style a bit more offensive than their love for America.  If you need a way for your Ikea futon to tell people that you love Burger King more than the Mexicans who made these throws, this is the perfect buy for you.  Listed for $10 per eyesore.



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Posted 07 November 2022 - 10:19 AM

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"Vintage General Foam '22 Snowman Blow Mold, Carrot Nose is Missing" No, I also don't know what a "blow mold" or "vintage general foam 22" is.  Or why the right arm looks like a bonded hydrogen molecule.  They're selling this at a "rescue resale shop" but will NOT sell it to you during business hours?  Is this a drug deal?  Will we be concluding our Blow Mold Snowman transaction behind the Pizza Hut at midnight?  Listed for a random $39.  I guess it's missing both a nose and a reasonable price.  



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Posted 07 November 2022 - 11:03 AM

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"Lift chair for 100.00 Yu pick up i believe it beige in color"  .......... What?  That's not... a chair?  That's some sort of plush roll of pervert toilet paper?  Good shape?  Beige????? I think someone is suffering brain damage from a LARPing incident.  Listed for $100.  At least Yu will be picking it up.



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Posted 21 November 2022 - 10:42 AM

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"Lamp."  Apparently there's an 1 inch and 16 inch tall lamp under there somewhere.  It must be a highly decorated solider.  Listed for $18.



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Posted 30 November 2022 - 10:49 AM

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"Vintage Terracotta Figures."  Woah.  Hold my wine koozie.  These are... REAL antique terracotta fugues??  Stolen from the ACTUAL tomb of Emperor Shi????  This is... incredible!  Such priceless treasures!  Listed for $30.



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Posted 15 January 2023 - 02:47 AM

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"Folding Metal Plant Stand."  The jokes write themselves with this one.  I'll just do one: "Nothing flat about what I'm looking at here."  Listed for $5.



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Posted 28 April 2023 - 10:25 AM

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"Beautiful Bench."  Finally.  A high quality product crafted from the finest salvaged burnt Ouija boards.  "Are you fat like me and need to sit the hell down?"  How fat are we talking here?  This thing looks like it'll be turned back into the ruins of a barn fire if you're putting more than 20 pond on it. Listed for the "badass" price of $225.



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Posted 06 May 2023 - 07:17 AM

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"Fan that I hate."  They hate this fan... but not enough to give it away for free.  We have a Sith lord origin story waiting to happen here.  Listed for $40.



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Posted 08 May 2023 - 02:31 AM

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"Frenzo night crawler."  What is it?  What does it do?  Where does the Frenzo night crawler fit into God's plan for humanity?  Listed for $10.



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Posted 15 May 2023 - 01:22 AM

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"TV Mount's" Everyone loves a "make sure you get my beer gut in the shot" item.  And do my eyes deceive me, or is that a battered cardboard box filled with unidentifiable junk?  I've been looking for one of those.  Listed for $15.



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Posted 25 June 2023 - 01:02 AM

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Just a good Samaritan killing  :w00t:  girls and robbing them to bless the families of Kokomo, Indiana.  You could be next!   <3  <3  :grin:  






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