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[Deathblow Luc]

Found these at the Authentic Argentinian Socialist Party, while browsing for their history.

Bush visits a school and asks for examples of a tragedy in a classroom
A boy says: - My best friend is playing in the street and he gets ran over by a car. Thatd be a tragedy
- No -says Bush- thatd be an accident.
A girl says: - A scholar transport van with 50 kids inside falls off a cliff and they all die. Thatd be a tragedy.
- No -says Bush- thatd be a great loss.
Finally, after a long silence, a boy in the back raises his hand and says: - If the presidential plane with you on board was reached by a missile launched by Saddam Hussein and exploded in mid-air, thatd be a tragedy.
- Exactly -says Bush- ¿And why would that be?
And the boy says: - Cause it wouldnt be an accident and ...... it definitely wouldnt be a great loss either.

[Deathblow Luc]

One day Bush has a heart attack and dies. Inmediately he goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
- "I really dont know what to do with you, Dubbya", says the devil, "Youre on my list, but i dont have room for you. Youre gonna have to stay, so well do the following: some persons here werent as bad as you, so ill let one of them go and youll take his place. Even better, youll choose who will leave".
Bush thought it was fair enough, so the devil opened the first door. There was Ronald Reagan and a great swimming pool. All he did was wim around and come out. That was his fate in hell.
-"No", Bush thought, "I dont like this, im not a good swimmer and i cant be doing this all day long".
The devil opened the second door. Richard Nixon was there, with a hammer and a room full of rocks and stones.
Breaking through stones all day.
-"No", Bush thought, "I cant do this all day long, i have problems with my shoulder and ill be always like this, Ill have to be breaking stones al the time".
The devil opened the third door.
In it, Bush saw Clinton laying on the floor with his hands behind his head, with his legs spread. Kneeled above him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does better.
Bush looked mistrusted, and finally said:
-"Um, Id like to stay here".
Then the devil smiled and said: -"OK, Monica, you can leave."

[Beowulf]

LOL

Those were top notch.

[ComradeJ]

I don't know wherefrom, but I knew the second one. Still funny though

[Athena]

[Blodo]

LOL those rocked

[Daeda]

I knew the second one 2, still funny though

[darknes53]

These are great!

[Destroyer]

awesome