Laws
#1
Posted 04 October 2004 - 12:14 PM
#3
Posted 04 October 2004 - 04:04 PM
#4
Posted 01 November 2004 - 12:58 AM
Too cute! | Server Status: If you can read this, it's up |Well, when it comes to writing an expository essay about counter-insurgent tactics, I'm of the old school. First you tell them how you're going to kill them. Then you kill them. Then you tell them how you just killed them.
#5
Posted 01 November 2004 - 01:29 AM
#6
Posted 02 November 2004 - 09:12 PM
#7
Posted 03 November 2004 - 01:15 PM
the best way you can get someone back who sticks their fingers up or calls you names is to shake your head and laugh. It make them feel childish or pathetic
#8
Posted 04 November 2004 - 12:36 AM
Too cute! | Server Status: If you can read this, it's up |Well, when it comes to writing an expository essay about counter-insurgent tactics, I'm of the old school. First you tell them how you're going to kill them. Then you kill them. Then you tell them how you just killed them.
#9
Posted 04 November 2004 - 04:21 PM
If there isn't a witty comeback I just leave them to it, though. Sadly, that's more commonplace. I like witty comebacks.
They say 'just ignore them'. That only seems to egg them on as you aren't resisting. Or at least that's how it's been in my experience. And I should know...
I personally don't see ranch-dressing as a punchable offence. But then I don't see giving the finger as a ranch-dressingable offence either... Just say 'yep. Right back at you.' with a kind smile.
#10
Posted 04 November 2004 - 05:42 PM
#11
Posted 04 December 2004 - 12:11 PM
I would have got some rope and tied him to a chair. Then stuffed his face with food. LOL
Yes. Hybrid awaits the day when it happens to him too.
#12
Posted 16 December 2004 - 06:48 AM
Seriously though, when people act like dicks towards you, it just means they are afraid of you. At least, that is what I tell myself when they are beating me into mincemeat.
#13
Posted 19 December 2004 - 03:18 PM
Where the hell am I gonna get a portable generator and Tesla coils? o_0
#14
Posted 19 December 2004 - 03:34 PM
#15
Posted 19 December 2004 - 06:09 PM
You can still kill somone by punching them in the face, if you uppercut their nose, the bone can go into your skull and you're dead, or your head can snap back and you're crippled.
A much more efficient compromise is to avoid that lifelong sentence, as I'm sure you will agree.
Develop an "air", "atmosphere", "aura", "expression", "morphogenetic field", however you may call it. This "expression" as I will call it, should contain "nothing". Have you ever tried fighting with fog?
#16
Posted 19 December 2004 - 09:11 PM
Why didn't you just say:
Don't give them any reason to hit or bully you?
#17
Posted 19 December 2004 - 10:10 PM
That didn't make much sense...
Why didn't you just say:
Don't give them any reason to hit or bully you?
I doubt my words can be simplified in that way.
Many people have perfected their ability to construct a reason.
#18
Posted 21 December 2004 - 10:56 AM
Edited by MSpencer, 21 December 2004 - 10:56 AM.
#19
Posted 23 March 2005 - 05:15 PM
Rather the opposite in our school. Well, they just take sides. One mufti day, we'd been let out early so there were only about 8 people in my class. Dean was on the other end of the room. I'd insulted him when he came in about having "Metal Shoes" as he had the steel toecap on the outside of his boots. It looked ridiculous. Anyway, someone said to him: "Dean, why are you wearing metal shoes?" Dean, who is well-known for being a bit of a psycho and snapping at the most inconvenient moments, immediately yelled at me "CALLUM! YOU TOLD HIM TO SAY THAT YOU COMPLETE BASTARD!" Which I didn't.
Then, old fitzpatrick butted in. "One of these days, Callum, someone's just going to punch you in the face." (I'll continue in script form to to save writing)
Dean: I've always said that!
Callum: Well you're not going to be the person, Dean. Just because you have metal shoes.
(Dean explodes and begins to runa cross the classroom at me, fury in his eyes. I look to Old Fitzpatrick to do something. She isn't moving! Argh. What to do. Well, i'll just block a punch if he throws it at me and possibly retaliate. That's a good plan.)
THWACK. Steel toecap to the right shin. I leap up in agony, Dean walks away. I raise my fist.
"CALLUM!!!!"
"But he just.... in the shin! He just kicked me in the shin! With metal sh- steel toecaps! Do you have any idea how painful that was? Why not punish him? Just because he's an unhinged loon!"
And so I was forced to nurse my wounds. Physical violence later would have seemed unfounded, so I just stole his history coursework and hurled it out of the window when he wasn't looking. The beauty being, of course, he doesn't know it was me, so I avoid further retaliation. Revenge was sweet.
"To be governed is tragic, to govern is pathetic."
#20
Posted 23 March 2005 - 08:56 PM
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