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#1 Mr.X

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Posted 04 October 2004 - 12:14 PM

Ok here it is, I got kicked out ofschool for three days. Heres what happened: Well i'm in the cafe when this kid throws me the finger and says something to me. After i'm done eating i take up my tray and wip some ranch dressing on his check. Well after i put down my tray i see him running up to me and he hits me in the croner of my eye. I turned to him pushed him and grabed his hands and his neck. Then isee the officer thats in our school come across the room at me. I let go befor he gets there so i don't get into to much troble. For this I got 3 days out of school and $207.50 fine! WTF is this shit!?!? This fucking kid hits me and gets the same thing when i grabed his neck to defend myself. I hate laws and people that can dish it out but can't take it.

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Posted 04 October 2004 - 01:23 PM

:p You should have taken it outside. Fighting in a cafe sounds very un-wise.

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Posted 04 October 2004 - 04:04 PM

Heh, well as far as I can remember (argh this makes me sound like I'm 70 years old), fighting is a two-way process..
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Posted 01 November 2004 - 12:58 AM

It's always the person who retaliates that gets caught. The officer probably didn't see him hit you, only saw you apparently trying to strangle him. Physical violence never really works. I find mental abuse is much more fun, and more difficult to get you in trouble for.
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Posted 01 November 2004 - 01:29 AM

Could be worse, you could have been put on 12 month probation for an assault and battery charge.
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Posted 02 November 2004 - 09:12 PM

I would have got some rope and tied him to a chair. Then stuffed his face with food. LOL

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Posted 03 November 2004 - 01:15 PM

raising a hand to the throat is always counted as more serious because it is classed as trying to strangle which can lead to killing someone. unless you have a weak bone condition, you are not very likely to die from a punch in the face.

the best way you can get someone back who sticks their fingers up or calls you names is to shake your head and laugh. It make them feel childish or pathetic

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 12:36 AM

I find that agreeing with people who insult you is the fastest way to shut them up. They have nothing to argue with when you agree with them, and it ends very quickly. I also tend to laugh at people who do insult me, as I have very little care for most peoples opinions.
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Well, when it comes to writing an expository essay about counter-insurgent tactics, I'm of the old school. First you tell them how you're going to kill them. Then you kill them. Then you tell them how you just killed them.

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 04:21 PM

I've never found that to work, personally.

If there isn't a witty comeback I just leave them to it, though. Sadly, that's more commonplace. I like witty comebacks.

They say 'just ignore them'. That only seems to egg them on as you aren't resisting. Or at least that's how it's been in my experience. And I should know...


I personally don't see ranch-dressing as a punchable offence. But then I don't see giving the finger as a ranch-dressingable offence either... Just say 'yep. Right back at you.' with a kind smile.

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 05:42 PM

Umm for a $200 i'd go back and strangle the bastard
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Posted 04 December 2004 - 12:11 PM

I would have got some rope and tied him to a chair. Then stuffed his face with food. LOL

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Posted 16 December 2004 - 06:48 AM

I usually find that the best way to shut people up is shock therapy. If you have a good enough portable generator, you can actually have a miniature tesla gun. Sure, you will look like an absolute idiot walking around with it, but isn't it worth it?

Seriously though, when people act like dicks towards you, it just means they are afraid of you. At least, that is what I tell myself when they are beating me into mincemeat.
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Posted 19 December 2004 - 03:18 PM

=/ That last sentence prolly wasn't too helpful lol :grin:

Where the hell am I gonna get a portable generator and Tesla coils? o_0

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Posted 19 December 2004 - 03:34 PM

You can still kill somone by punching them in the face, if you uppercut their nose, the bone can go into your skull and you're dead, or your head can snap back and you're crippled.

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Posted 19 December 2004 - 06:09 PM

You can still kill somone by punching them in the face, if you uppercut their nose, the bone can go into your skull and you're dead, or your head can snap back and you're crippled.

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Develop an "air", "atmosphere", "aura", "expression", "morphogenetic field", however you may call it. This "expression" as I will call it, should contain "nothing". Have you ever tried fighting with fog?
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Posted 19 December 2004 - 09:11 PM

That didn't make much sense...

Why didn't you just say:

Don't give them any reason to hit or bully you?

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Posted 19 December 2004 - 10:10 PM

That didn't make much sense...

Why didn't you just say:

Don't give them any reason to hit or bully you?

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I doubt my words can be simplified in that way.

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Posted 21 December 2004 - 10:56 AM

Mithril is even more of a pussy than CJ...

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Posted 23 March 2005 - 05:15 PM

Sorry to revive a semi-old topic, but...

Rather the opposite in our school. Well, they just take sides. One mufti day, we'd been let out early so there were only about 8 people in my class. Dean was on the other end of the room. I'd insulted him when he came in about having "Metal Shoes" as he had the steel toecap on the outside of his boots. It looked ridiculous. Anyway, someone said to him: "Dean, why are you wearing metal shoes?" Dean, who is well-known for being a bit of a psycho and snapping at the most inconvenient moments, immediately yelled at me "CALLUM! YOU TOLD HIM TO SAY THAT YOU COMPLETE BASTARD!" Which I didn't.

Then, old fitzpatrick butted in. "One of these days, Callum, someone's just going to punch you in the face." (I'll continue in script form to to save writing)
Dean: I've always said that!
Callum: Well you're not going to be the person, Dean. Just because you have metal shoes.
(Dean explodes and begins to runa cross the classroom at me, fury in his eyes. I look to Old Fitzpatrick to do something. She isn't moving! Argh. What to do. Well, i'll just block a punch if he throws it at me and possibly retaliate. That's a good plan.)
THWACK. Steel toecap to the right shin. I leap up in agony, Dean walks away. I raise my fist.
"CALLUM!!!!"
"But he just.... in the shin! He just kicked me in the shin! With metal sh- steel toecaps! Do you have any idea how painful that was? Why not punish him? Just because he's an unhinged loon!"
And so I was forced to nurse my wounds. Physical violence later would have seemed unfounded, so I just stole his history coursework and hurled it out of the window when he wasn't looking. The beauty being, of course, he doesn't know it was me, so I avoid further retaliation. Revenge was sweet.
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Posted 23 March 2005 - 08:56 PM

At least you did something rather than pussy out like a frenchman :sad: . I hate those kind of laws, they are turning people into wussies, makes me sick. The expect you to take a beating, I say beat that shit of that fucker. Fuck with the best get fucked up like the rest ( killing wouldnt be a good solution, than your just crazy ).
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