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[Ash]

Now, if I'd have been that person, the convo woulda gone like:

Can I have 3 burgers please?
Free?
Yes please (thinks: because I sure as hell won't pay for this shit)

[Allied General]

lol everyone knows Uncle Sam owns you all

[Tom]

Nah all the kids at mcdonalds are thick. You say can i have an apple. They clearly have never heard of the word on its own. So they reply: "apple pie?."
So you reply with: "No Apple!"
They then stand there staring at you like your a freak, so you have to point it out to them from behind the counter so they know what you want.

I guess DaX is one of these people.
Me: Can i have a banana DaX?
DaX: Banana Milkshake?
Me: ....

[MSpencer]

That's what we call ADD.


Or Tourets.
"Apple pie? FUCK SHIT ASS COCK FUCKING BALLS!!! TESTICLES!!! VAGINA!!! CUNT!!!"

Edited by MSpencer, 23 November 2004 - 09:08 PM.

[chemical ali]

Good to see the swear filters still offline

[DaX]

No actually most of them are quite intelligent as they are all doing part time there while at college. And there's no way that Macky D's employees are more greasy than those at KFC. Ohh and ash i doubt that Mc Donalds is packed every lunch time due to the fact that "It is more convinient."
And when we do go up to KFC how many people are in the queue there.....0

[Tom]

And when we do go up to KFC how many people are in the queue there.....0

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And I wonder why...

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Because they attually get SERVED.

[Ash]

ROFLMFAO! Pwn3d! Nice one Hyb!


Also, DaX:
McDonalds is CLOSER to college than KFC. Quite a bit closer. KFC's almost out in the sticks.

[Kazyumi]

macdonalds is better, good variation of spam and stuff, if still fresh and good warmed, its good quality, for a lunch...... (I'd rather go to the local snackbar, but heh, thats a other topic...)

[DaX]

Yeh so what if its closer. Do u ever go to mcdonalds cos its closer. No. and neither do they. they go because its better. i doubt 200 people would rather go to a shop that they didnt like just because it was closer. Plus its mcdonalds is far cheaper than KFC. i went in with £2 what cud i get hmm a bag of pop corn chicken. what price was the next meal after that...£4. ohh yeh in KFC everyone gets served so there isnt a queue. u know how many that everyone is...need i say more its not exactly hard to serve 2 people an hour.

Edited by DaX, 24 November 2004 - 11:48 PM.

[Mastermind]

Pffft, I go to McDonalds because it's convenient, not because the food is good. If I want good food, I'll go to KFC or somewhere else. McDonalds is just reasonably fast, and the food is edible.

[Tom]

and the food is edible.

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Just about... Rubber Burgers.... Rubber Chips dripping with grease... Battered Apple Pies... And their ice cream is literally ICE CREAM, cream from a tin and frozen.

[Hostile]

I still think both are crappy but taste good, I eat them both. Just not very often cause when I'm done it feels like I swallowed a boulder.

[Tom]

I still think both are crappy but taste good, I eat them both. Just not very often cause when I'm done it feels like I swallowed a boulder.

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Boulder of salt that is...

[chemical ali]

Hes anti food cos hes a teacher
Burn him!!!!!!!!!!

[Ash]

Doesn't mean I like them, screw-up.

I AM DOING IT FOR THE MONEY, FUCKWIT. Don't think I'll be eating any of their food. I still think it's shit. I'm just siphoning money off them by working there.

I can't fuckin win with you can I, Adam? For a kick-off you slag me off for not having a job, then you slag me off for trying to get one. AFTER YOU HAVE, ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION, SAID: "Oooh, Ash you should get a job at McDonalds with me and Roddis."

Think about it. How many people work where they do because they want to? Only top executives and people making a shitload of money out of it. Given a choice I wouldn't work there. But hey, for 14 hours I can be earnin 104quid a week. For moppin a floor, that ain't too bad in my book

Edited by Spiral Dream, 27 November 2004 - 12:02 PM.

[Tom]

Ash don't work at McDonalds. Go to tesco. Pays better. Usually 5.10 an hour. Macdonalds is shit anyway. You come home all greasy. Had people throwing abuse at you. You begin to feel like a pig because everyone you serve is a pig. Townies live in Mcdonalds too. They sit there with their hoods up making up new public disorder conspiracies and throwing burgers at each other, whislt you have to go out and clean it up. Trust me ash, try tesco first.