The 4 word game [finished]
Posted 13 January 2005 - 01:58 PM
Edited by Speeder, 13 January 2005 - 01:58 PM.
Posted 13 January 2005 - 09:24 PM
“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.”
"In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine." -Erwin Rommel
Economic Left/Right: 10.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.56
Posted 13 January 2005 - 09:34 PM
*some one change topic name to Nuclear The 4 word game?*
Edited by Speeder, 13 January 2005 - 09:35 PM.
Posted 13 January 2005 - 10:25 PM
Please don't post any further, this story has now ended.
I'm ending the story now, like I used to do on CnCRev. I'll collect all the posts into one story, and then begin a new story. And let's hope that's not about nukes.
There is a new story ready to start off here:
Edited by ImmoMan, 13 January 2005 - 10:26 PM.
Posted 13 January 2005 - 11:22 PM
I was walking down the street, when I realised I had to go somewhere urgently, so I could vote ComradeJ and be happy, or vote for ali and bring hell to Earth. Yet I decided to vote for some idiot called Ali, who thinks that everything is a spam forum like this, which is really good, and sometimes sucks so hard that everyone should vote Ali. But they didnt, he sucked, so they voted for Ali, who is god. "Whatevah", said Jorg40, and everyone else voted Ali in the alternate universe. So then Kane came, and he said to vote Ali for leader who would remove himself from banning fen and Detail. And then a yellow "Vote Ali" sticker appeared on Ali's mouth, preventing him from cathing smallpox. But they cancelled votes, so Ali won anyway, but Kane ran away, and everyone voted Ali. But Ali died, so everyone rejoiced. After that, everyone praised Ali god, but voted for Natus, who got drunk and still lead in election, but he died from Ali's death explosion.
With the elections rigging string, Natus has been revived. But Ali was dead, so Detail had power, but Jorg is gay. And Ali is dead, making Hooligan supreme ruler. No, making Speeder rule, who is from Holland. So watch out for Jorg being a noob, or Hooligan kickin your ass. Blowing Ali down Hooligan, our hero got killed by Ali for being killed by Speeder, cuz Speeder is someone who everyone votes for - Natus the supreme ruler. Jorg is the one-titted, which turns Hooligan on, because everyone is Ali! Then the world exploded, destroying Norway and Ali, leaving Netherlands for RULAGE! And of course everyone was happy, because Holland is a crap place that 0wns the UK and its lifeless spammers, which are the best at dying, like Ali.
Who is chief spammer? No one but Ali! Who is teh g0d? That's ImmoMan! Ok, so your not eh, yawn... But Ali had died, so his soul burned and Norway is nuked. But then, Kane came and blew up Holland. And that did make Ali spam more, which he couldn't because he stapled his dick with morbid sexual fantasies he got from Jorg. After that, Kane decided that Nod had to conquer the world, and abuse Tiberium to make powerful yellow colored narwhals. And that makes you praise spam god Ali who was already dead, and he reported jorg to be mentally unstable. So we nuked Sweden, and got nuked suddenly, by Ali, with spam that turned against him with this damn topic, and stapled his spam to his forhead. Then he cried like a baby, and blew up the home country to Ali and missed Nottingham. Then missed Norway too, and blew up Sweden. Next there was only me then we took over Revora and ruled the universe under the supreme Ali, who still was dead after pwning Jorgs country, or attempting to pwn it. A blue rabbit came, which was actually 1337 but not so 1337 as Kane is, and G10 came and 1337. Kane said: "I'm 1337", so would you mind if I shot Jorg? "Yes I would", and everyone died and started again and blew up Norway.
Then Ali left Revora and he came back to the great army of spam, and destroyed Detail but he didn't manage. Instead he killed himself, planet got nuked again, and Ali won elections. Where where where where? Right there you git! On the Revora forums where Ali needed to STFU! Hooligan slapped Ali, then Ali shot Hooligan dead. Ali, King of spam, was proclaimed on Revora. He took over Revora but couldn't, GG Detail, and got kicked out, and was made admin, and got fired after becoming an admin, because he spammed too much since, he's a motherfucker and likes to dance the hamster dance in a pink tutu. So he blew up and Kane came and said "One vision, one purpose!", nuked world and killed none since we are sick of killing.
And so the story changed and world got nuked again, but that didnt prevent everyone from getting home, to sleep in whoever's bed they want, which smells of chesse and rozes. So then another nuke was detonated and the aliens died, detonating nuke on Jupiterus. The hotdog was eaten by Stalin, who then said: "One hotdog is one nuke for humanity". But that didn't prevent Kane from stealing the time machine, that he made from lego bricks and lego-made nuke, which nuked speeder. From it he made doomic nuke. Meanwhile, all the way nukes were deployed everywhere, but they were fake so nothing happened, but nukes were suddenly detonated. Yet again the story is about rubbish nukes which now, through time-travel, nuke the first nuke and end all nuking. Then the MIDAS nuke exploded and nothing happened. But Jorg40 was badly radiated, turning him into another smaller nuclear bomb which contained a smaller bomb, and that contained the mythical red mercury, which glowed a bright light. And then the high explosive nuclear charge disappeared within a second, but left a field of big fat nuclear bombs, which suddenly exploded heavily. However this was just the begining. As AG had a master plan, the aliens were surprised that allies dropped nuke. Since all nukes had super nuke nukes inside they nuked all together, and then blew up.
Story compiled by ImmoMan, written by (in order of appearance) ImmoMan, AdmiralGT, ComradeJ, blaat85, Hooligan, Chemical Ali, Jorg40, Hybrid, Speeder, bud259, Xeno, Allied General and Hostile.
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