4 word game - part 3
Posted 24 February 2005 - 08:05 AM
Edited by Blaat85, 24 February 2005 - 08:05 AM.
Posted 26 February 2005 - 12:15 PM
Ok, show's over people, but there's a new topic for more spam. I'll post the full story here shortly, as usual.
Posted 26 February 2005 - 12:43 PM
(There ya go speeder )
EDIT: Damn too slow! Oh well
Edited by Xeno, 26 February 2005 - 12:54 PM.
Posted 28 April 2005 - 06:22 PM
The Spaghetti Saga
(Since it's such a big entangled mess)
It was a lovely dickhead day for ImmoMan, with light gleaming on the trees, when suddenly G10 came back and tried to hack everyone, but was shot down by a freaky super giant hotdog, and then nothing happened ever after, but suddenly Santa appeared and killed this story. But Blaat85 saved it, tried... but got killed. Suddenly Yuri activated Psychic Dominator and Martin has gone then Yuri cloned himself but that went wrong. He created Nuke Bananas with Yuri faces. These conquered the world and caused havoc in supermarkets, which provoked the tomartoes to throw themself against the evil purple carrots who were working with the big Revora community who ruled CNC land.
But not everyone wanted carrot with Revora on the side of it. So the community hired and assisted blue wumpas who carried big fat bananas, and they destroyed rival sites with bursts. Suddenly ali appeared and spammed like hell until Blaat85 armed his nuke. The nuke was aimed so Ali stopped spamming and let Jorg lose this game, but won the battle against the newbie n00bism war. And then he wanted to join pink-pushy-flowers-club, so he went to the pink-pushy-flower-club military command centre, unaware that he was a wild raving homosexual, but that was fantasy. Ali became sandwhichclub's n00beh who was actually green, but also yellow and purple like Ali's guts. Then suddenly, a man appeared and he said 'Take the sine of telephone, and add to that the cosine of cake, plus five times pi squared. And then my pink pushy flowers!' The man then dissapeared, wandering of in his pink tutu he wears, and tripped on a spam pengium pie landmine and he got creamed. But not only that he tripped into an admin and got banned, because that admin is getting carried away. BANNED.
After alot of petitioning there were no longer any admins, so Ali took control, but suddenly Jorg arrived with his box of art equipment, which was spam coated in Ali's weird fantasy. After the arrival, Ali mind controlled the Yuri who shot speeder dead, which prevented MO from exploding very violently. So in order to continue, Ali went to the admins (he isnt staff) and made himself staff. And then Martin made Speeder revived and then detonated nuke in Ali's silo. Ali counter-attacked, missed, and Speeder disappeared. Ali couldnt aim so he planted banana tree which had a laser more powerful than Obelisk's, because it replaced human ears with bananas and nose with nuclear bomb.
I slapped Ali after Ali blew Chaos' head with wind. Ali ate all the bananas and became a sandwhich club called 'Bananas and Spam'. It developed nuclear sandwich whose destination was Speeder's love shack, located near a giant hamburger, which demoted Ali from staff. Speeder invented nuclear bananaburger to which Wonko thought "I'll have a beat" and demoted Ali. Pizza with ham and cheese was delivered all over Europe. But business started in the cheese-sandwich factory where suddenly chrono-nuclear-bananaburgers exploded, erasing the whole business. Wonko was very pissed and hit Monkeystuff. Bunnyhopping back to Arthur Dent who wasnt quite meant to eat cheese. "How do I make this fit in your ass?" "You can't!", he replied.
Arthur Dent sobbed and put the cheese in, but the aliens invaded and detonated dirty nukes. The UN decided to recreate the Mammoth Tank to help Gattling Bears eat demented bananas who continue to try and found no smilies. Later the bears got pissed by Terradynes, which destroyed crazy Tesla Monkeys. Later that day, Arthur Dent blasted Terradynes with Hoverdynes and everything got weirder, so yeah. Immo found the strength to end AIDs, everyone had AIDs and Monkeystuff keeled over. Heavydyne thought it was time to eat a cherry, so he did and called reinforcements with Angelus, the magical cheese monkey. Angelus captured Imperator Vaala's HQ without mad Commando Bears. Vaala couldn't be found, so I decided to drink Jorg's orange juice, which caused horrendous gut. Suddenly I noticed "Amerika-CoCaCoLa-Wonderbra-Sometimes_War" and bitch slapped accordingly. And Morningstar Prime was flying away.
Then, Mastermind controlled up forgotten Angelus, who must kill Romanov, but Romanov said: "One little baby step for Comrade General, one giant leap for Revora people!" Then Nadia shot him and brought tyranian government to all the Narks. Suddenly Kane shot Nadia through the face with a banana from Ali and said "One vision, One purpose". But Speeder got confused by this and killed Kane, so he felt better. Suddenly, enormous, naked, fat, objects sang Keine Lust and went away. Then Speeder went to Hindenburg and ate a big sandwich with ham and fat chicks in it to its weird knees. Speeder shot Yuri too and Zelab came too with cabal901 and mixer12, and the Narwhal king decided to send them to N00b land, where they met famous G10. And they all laughed and drunk cheap wine. Our heroes with good cabal-901, mixer12 and Zelab as leaders of the new Union of People who tried to overrule Revora and tried to n00bidity. But the Revora Community used BANHAMMER againt them, but unfortunately they called Anti-Revorans powered by Small-Potato crystals. The battle engulfed and the biggest powers got nuked forever, so I gave 9 Battlecruisers to cabal-901 and he used them wisely. Then vote chaos not xeno, Xeno then shot [MoD] but missed, shot himself which appeared at Fallout. Thankfully Xeno was just a drunk and very peaceful guy who liek banana and ended the story.
Story compiled by ImmoMan, written by (in order of appearance) ImmoMan, Jorg40, Xeno, Panzergraf, Blaat85, Speeder, Martin Killer PL, chemical ali, Hooligan, sykoglen, Allied General, [MoD]Cha0s C0ntr0L, RoadReaction, ComradeJ, Monkeystuff, Calamity_Jones and bud259.
Posted 04 May 2005 - 11:27 AM
Paradox @ Ali - "And what the fuck would you know? Ever been? Oh no, sorry, your map says 'HERE BE DRAGONS' anywhere outside of your rock"
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