My dong is in fact not so long
It makes me look like an asian from hong kong.
Its so small yet quite thick
I could still fuck you and have it feel like a brick!
True your rhyme may be,
Still it would be thinner than me,
Because, you see, I work out,
'Til it works just like a 'spout.
Hostile is gone now I think,
So now we are free to drink,
And eat and be merry all night,
Because our butts are in for a fright.