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#101 Dethro

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 04:21 AM

Hostile is smart, it may appear,
To have gotten the hell out of here,
But how smart can he really be,
If someday, it might just be us 3?

Imagine, a forum composed entirely of crud,
Now, it's serious forum, would be as near as mud,
But it's spammy forum would be so grand,
Just like some people had planned.

Lucky for some that we are confined here,
So that we cannot spread mayhem and fear,
But when someone insults one of us without provoke,
From behind, they always get a mighty swift *POKE*.

So beware, all of ye who seek to attack us,
Because they will have to deal with them, plus,
The other one of our fabulous clan,
Either Koma or Dethro, your still in tha' can.
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#102 Kazyumi

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 07:40 AM

Holligans avvy is nice,
I'd rub her all over with ice,
Although she is only a piccy,
I'd make her get very sticky.


Hooligan has this thing for asians,
more overwhelming than Overlord invasions,
with an image like that in his avatar,
there is no doubt he will surely go far.


w00t I be featured in two rhymes, I feel honoured.
Even though its mainly bout my taste.

I love to laugh at all this gayish behaviour, but Koma could you get back to Asian girls called mistress? :)

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#103 Ash

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 07:45 AM

I have only read the first page of this thread and I don't care to read the rest x_x


You bastards are sick.

#104 Dethro

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 07:47 AM

To be called sick by the Jerkov named Comrade,
Must, indeed, be utterly sad.
For even though all of this is flames,
Could be worse, we could have HIS name...

*zing*!
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#105 Kazyumi

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 07:50 AM

LOL

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#106 Dethro

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 08:10 AM

Hooligan, you cannot laugh,
For when I see you I feel like I'll barf.
Your may have good tastes in pictures,
but in real life all you get is bitches.

:)
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#107 Kazyumi

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 08:24 AM

Jeez, how did you know?

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#108 Dethro

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 08:29 AM

Topic Reply Notification,
Enhances other's humiliation,
By making it seem like I watch here constantly,
Without doing other things, using up my time free.
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#109 Shine On

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 09:17 AM

Hello. This thread is pretty good. Its a shame i cannot write rhymes otherwise i'd join in.

EDIT

A shame i cannot write rhyme
Im afraid it'll waste my time
I'll leave it for the pro's
Who they are i don't know :)

Edited by Xeno, 04 May 2005 - 09:35 AM.

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#110 Lynx

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 09:29 AM

I should just kill all of you...but Im too damn good to do that. :)
Nice rhymes from da boyz in da hood
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#111 Komataguri

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 02:02 PM

Holligans avvy is nice,
I'd rub her all over with ice,
Although she is only a piccy,
I'd make her get very sticky.


Hooligan has this thing for asians,
more overwhelming than Overlord invasions,
with an image like that in his avatar,
there is no doubt he will surely go far.


w00t I be featured in two rhymes, I feel honoured.
Even though its mainly bout my taste.

I love to laugh at all this gayish behaviour, but Koma could you get back to Asian girls called mistress? :)

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Asian girls with flesh so soft
Sending my dreams high aloft
With cute little giggles
and adorable nose squiggles
My dreams will certainly loft!

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#112 ComradeJ

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 02:13 PM

My rhyming sucks
Today, I saw three ducks

Thank you, thank you.
You cannot compare pissing to thinking
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#113 Shelob Riding Ringwraith

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 02:21 PM

I am a dead poet, and i didn't even know it.

I can take the time, to write a rythme, savour the sweet, victory of lime,
to lay waste to countless veitnamese foes, to write my living prose.

I would rather not slay my time, idly by, typing down wasted letters for you, for absolutely no one cares for my books, save you.

If you would take the time to read my books, you'd see that i have much more then good looks!

i leave you know, to flame and spam, with a good old quote from a dead poetic jam!

"It's a desiese, they'll never have a cure for, and your the only way to dry my eyes, it's a desiese they'll never have a cure for, i'm the one who's wrong, i'm the one who cries."

#114 Komataguri

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 02:22 PM

The ducks saw you
and ran to the loo
To puke out their guts
You big, ugly putz!

Squirting and spasm
The shit errupting from chasm
As they envisioned your face
You freakish visitor from space!

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#115 ComradeJ

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 02:25 PM

Koma, you suck,
when I saw the duck,
it didn't see me
as sad as it may be
You cannot compare pissing to thinking
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#116 Shelob Riding Ringwraith

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 02:29 PM

widdly dee, spidley glee, what's that goose? I hear a moose!

#117 Shine On

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 02:54 PM

You forget the whole plot,
Of this rhyming game,
Koma go back to smoking your pot,
or you'll continued to be flamed!


:) j/k
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#118 Shelob Riding Ringwraith

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 02:56 PM

why are you still standing, you forgave, we forgot, we're such experts of stalling, now i lost the plot.

#119 Comrade Kal

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 03:44 PM

The point is just to attack me,
They seem to all gang up with glee,
But catch them alone,
They no longer 'own',
The just curl up in a ball or flee.
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#120 Shelob Riding Ringwraith

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 03:49 PM

to lord kal, i cry, i watch and watch as people want him to die.

I wish for him, the very best, i wish for them they would not undress

those pretty, whitty asian girls

with their horrid, evil scary eyes.

stop this madness, stop this bliss.

You will wish you never laid eyes on that miss.




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