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[link.the.first]

and load them with blanks, otherwise twenty people a half mile or so away are gonna get killed.

*smears pig's blood all over Karl, releases the T-Rex*

Disclaimer: No actual pigs were harmed here, the blood is from a cloned pig, but the T-rex can't tell the difference.

[Jsmooth13]

EDIT::: I miss counted

Sorry link,

KARL KILL UPDATE:::

467 Deaths

Edited by Jsmooth13, 29 December 2005 - 04:56 AM.

[link.the.first]

Crap, gotta make 8 more

*8 more Karl clones, each with the pain synchronizer implant, are released*

[crave22]

*Karl is sitting on park bench, eating hot dog*
*Man sits down next to him, reads paper. He twists the paper a certain way as to signal someone. Karl does not notice.*
*Five bullets go through Karl, causing extreme pain. Sixth bullet causes head to explode.*

Looks like a need another clip.

[Jsmooth13]

Aprox.. of course (added the number of posts since we started torturing him then had a few from other threads then just added some 'cause i know there is more. If anyone wants to make an official count go ahead but from now (unless some one does make an official count) i'm gonna keep track of it with this.. Updating once a day. )

[link.the.first]

Accurate or not, we'll go from that.

468

*stabs Karl once high on his leg*
*drops him on a fire anthill in the middle of the desert*
*chains him there*

469

[Delta24US]

Wait....

F117 en route to location...

Fox three!

(drops white phosphorous bomb)

(karl screams as he is set on fire)

[link.the.first]

470

Everyone start counting

"OK guys, there's Karl, drop the bird!"

*FA-18 swoops in and fires a missile at Karl*
*Missile explodes right above him, he is knocked out for a while*
*He comes to in a few hours, not knowing who he is or why his ears are ringing*
*notices hair falling out*

"Radiation missile away."

471

[crave22]

Me shooting Karl.

472

[link.the.first]

One of these

473

[Vanguard]

This has gone on long enough, get back on topic with the Machine Gunner thing, or this topic will be locked.

[link.the.first]

Awww...

Vanguard we need some machine guns on the tanks. It's just annoying to see a big tank wasting 120mm rounds on infantry. And I don't care if that means the bullets come right through the side of the thing.

[Vanguard]

No that's sloppy, and if I do it it will be done right, and I don't think I will do it.

[link.the.first]

It's OK to look sloppy when the mod isn't even finished yet, save the final touch-ups for a later version so we can get them now.

[Jsmooth13]

I'd agree but i don't want to tick him off anymore.....he seems a wee bit annoyed for some reason............ 0:)


Couldn't you just put like a ranger gun in a shooting mode on the top of the tank seeing as how those are already in the game?? It'd be easier then making a new one.

Edited by Jsmooth13, 29 December 2005 - 07:04 PM.

[link.the.first]

Or lift the Humvee's machine gun and stick it up top.

[Jsmooth13]

Yeah that would work pretty good.. i don't know how to do this sh** but of all the things u've done Vanguard this has gotta be a peice of cake