Karl Torture Topic
Started by Delta24US, Sep 11 2005 08:39 PM
336 replies to this topic
#321
Posted 29 December 2005 - 04:44 AM
and load them with blanks, otherwise twenty people a half mile or so away are gonna get killed.
*smears pig's blood all over Karl, releases the T-Rex*
Disclaimer: No actual pigs were harmed here, the blood is from a cloned pig, but the T-rex can't tell the difference.
*smears pig's blood all over Karl, releases the T-Rex*
Disclaimer: No actual pigs were harmed here, the blood is from a cloned pig, but the T-rex can't tell the difference.
#322
Posted 29 December 2005 - 04:53 AM
EDIT::: I miss counted
Sorry link,
KARL KILL UPDATE:::
467 Deaths
Sorry link,
KARL KILL UPDATE:::
467 Deaths
Edited by Jsmooth13, 29 December 2005 - 04:56 AM.
#324
Posted 29 December 2005 - 04:57 AM
*Karl is sitting on park bench, eating hot dog*
*Man sits down next to him, reads paper. He twists the paper a certain way as to signal someone. Karl does not notice.*
*Five bullets go through Karl, causing extreme pain. Sixth bullet causes head to explode.*
Looks like a need another clip.
*Man sits down next to him, reads paper. He twists the paper a certain way as to signal someone. Karl does not notice.*
*Five bullets go through Karl, causing extreme pain. Sixth bullet causes head to explode.*
Looks like a need another clip.
#325
Posted 29 December 2005 - 04:59 AM
Aprox.. of course (added the number of posts since we started torturing him then had a few from other threads then just added some 'cause i know there is more. If anyone wants to make an official count go ahead but from now (unless some one does make an official count) i'm gonna keep track of it with this.. Updating once a day. )
#327
Posted 29 December 2005 - 01:59 PM
Wait....
F117 en route to location...
Fox three!
(drops white phosphorous bomb)
(karl screams as he is set on fire)
F117 en route to location...
Fox three!
(drops white phosphorous bomb)
(karl screams as he is set on fire)
"Jesus didn't resurrect. He respawned."
"I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals."
#328
Posted 29 December 2005 - 03:53 PM
470
Everyone start counting
"OK guys, there's Karl, drop the bird!"
*FA-18 swoops in and fires a missile at Karl*
*Missile explodes right above him, he is knocked out for a while*
*He comes to in a few hours, not knowing who he is or why his ears are ringing*
*notices hair falling out*
"Radiation missile away."
471
Everyone start counting
"OK guys, there's Karl, drop the bird!"
*FA-18 swoops in and fires a missile at Karl*
*Missile explodes right above him, he is knocked out for a while*
*He comes to in a few hours, not knowing who he is or why his ears are ringing*
*notices hair falling out*
"Radiation missile away."
471
#335
Posted 29 December 2005 - 07:02 PM
I'd agree but i don't want to tick him off anymore.....he seems a wee bit annoyed for some reason............ 0:)
Couldn't you just put like a ranger gun in a shooting mode on the top of the tank seeing as how those are already in the game?? It'd be easier then making a new one.
Couldn't you just put like a ranger gun in a shooting mode on the top of the tank seeing as how those are already in the game?? It'd be easier then making a new one.
Edited by Jsmooth13, 29 December 2005 - 07:04 PM.
#337
Posted 29 December 2005 - 07:14 PM
Yeah that would work pretty good.. i don't know how to do this sh** but of all the things u've done Vanguard this has gotta be a peice of cake
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