Best. Email. Ever.
#1
Posted 23 March 2004 - 11:10 PM
#2
Posted 22 March 2004 - 02:56 AM
Dear Cox,
Good day and Compliments.
I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God
for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you
abundantly. I got your contact through our chambers of commerce and industry
during my research on some one who could help us.
I am a female student from University of Westminster, London UK. I am 22 yrs
old. My father died earlier two months ago and left my mother I and my junior
brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him before his
death. I was a Princess to him and my brother and I am the only people who can
take Care of his wealth now because my mother is not literate enough to know all
my father's wealth behind.
He left up to USD 27.350 Million dollars with a security company, and I don't
know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my
father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family,
which they are planning to do without my consent because I am a female as stated
by our culture in the town. That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact,
which I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me secure and
invest this money. I thereby need your help in bringing the box containing the
money out from the Security Company, based on your reply I will furnish you with
more details on how we can proceed.
I am ready to pay 20% of the total amount to you if you help us in securing this
money and another 10% is mapped out for contingencies/ expenses for handling
this business for us, If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing
to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me and I will let you know the
next step to take towards actualizing this transaction as quickly as possible.
Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free. You are please advice to
send your reply through my private mail box:-(princessuc@belizemail.net). I look
forward hearing from you soonest.
Respectfully yours,
Princess Ukeria Okonta
For the family
I decided I'm going to reply to her email address, request a picture of her crown to prove her rank, then f**k with her/him/it/them for a while before dropping a bomb in their inbox and f**k**g em over... should be a blast =)
#4
Posted 22 March 2004 - 04:55 PM
Too cute! | Server Status: If you can read this, it's up |Well, when it comes to writing an expository essay about counter-insurgent tactics, I'm of the old school. First you tell them how you're going to kill them. Then you kill them. Then you tell them how you just killed them.
#5
Posted 22 March 2004 - 07:59 PM
I'll just cut it off, they'll just cut off contact as soon as I don't agree, they've got too many other people to f**k with. I was hoping for some fun haha
#6
Posted 24 March 2004 - 04:11 AM
#7
Posted 24 March 2004 - 04:20 AM
-_-
Too cute! | Server Status: If you can read this, it's up |Well, when it comes to writing an expository essay about counter-insurgent tactics, I'm of the old school. First you tell them how you're going to kill them. Then you kill them. Then you tell them how you just killed them.
#8
Posted 24 March 2004 - 04:54 PM
#9
Posted 25 March 2004 - 12:07 AM
I had a good copy of MyDoom and something else, but they were deletedI got one of those today. I wanted to send a reply with a virus, but I don't have any lying around.
-_-
#10
Posted 25 March 2004 - 09:40 PM
Too cute! | Server Status: If you can read this, it's up |Well, when it comes to writing an expository essay about counter-insurgent tactics, I'm of the old school. First you tell them how you're going to kill them. Then you kill them. Then you tell them how you just killed them.
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