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#1 Ash

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:12 AM

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Got a question for yer old pal CJ?


This is your chance to grill me for all I'm worth. No 'topical' questions like about science, movies, sport, etc. Nothing on doing your physics homework, either. About me? Fine. About where I live? What I do? Fine. About my thoughts on you? Fine.


Interview me, Revora! Bring it on! :huh:


(Yes, I'm in a spammy mood, but I wanna see what gets chucked my way :lol:)

#2 Kazyumi

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:15 AM

WHATS YOUR PHONENUMBER?
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#3 Ash

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:20 AM

LOL.

Damn. I should've been more careful in what I said you could and couldn't ask.

Oh well. My mobile number is +4479147-----

Sorry! Not giving it all! :huh:

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#4 Kazyumi

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:24 AM

1+1=?

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#5 Ash

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:26 AM

2.

Unless you observe it from a different precept, in which case 1+1= a bigger 1.

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:27 AM

Or 11...

How many drinks did you have before you did this?

#7 Ash

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:28 AM

8 cans of Woodpecker.

I'm still reasonably sober, despite what you might think.

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:30 AM

Ok, can you record yourself saying 'She sells sea shells on the seashore' and send it to me, to prove that? :huh:

#9 Ash

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:31 AM

Yes.

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:36 AM

Or 11...

How many drinks did you have before you did this?

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Or 10.

How much spam does it take to require the posting of a forum spam can?
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#11 Ash

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:39 AM

:huh: 11 posts, in this instance :lol:


Almost the entire I and P forum is spam anyway. And since this is a 'personalities' topic, I thought it fit here.

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:59 AM

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#13 Ash

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:02 AM

By my count, 48.

#14 Mastermind

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:06 AM

I expected 42, but considering that death would set in long before that, it's rather unimportant.
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Well, when it comes to writing an expository essay about counter-insurgent tactics, I'm of the old school. First you tell them how you're going to kill them. Then you kill them. Then you tell them how you just killed them.

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#15 Ash

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:09 AM

That isn't a question! :huh:

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:11 AM

Do all posts in this topic have to contain questions?
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Well, when it comes to writing an expository essay about counter-insurgent tactics, I'm of the old school. First you tell them how you're going to kill them. Then you kill them. Then you tell them how you just killed them.

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#17 Ash

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:12 AM

Yes. All except mine, which must contain answers.

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:13 AM

Alright, now that that's clear, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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Well, when it comes to writing an expository essay about counter-insurgent tactics, I'm of the old school. First you tell them how you're going to kill them. Then you kill them. Then you tell them how you just killed them.

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#19 Ash

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Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:15 AM

An infinite number, depending on his lifespan or until he decides to give up his shitty job and retire/go into a better job.

For a more accurate answer to that question, you'll have to tell me:
The rate of wood-chucking this particular wood chuck has, and the allotted time for wood-chucking he has.

Edited by Comrade Jerkov, 23 October 2005 - 01:16 AM.


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Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:17 AM

ROFL!! :p






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