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[N19HtmAr3]

You don't wanna know...

[|MeMw|Elessar]

turn it upside down SICK!!!!!!!

[LadyRhiea]

Just thought of this in the morning while I was brushing my teeth.

Three travelers, left alone, abandoned by their mounts. A dwarf, an elf, and a ranger ventured into the deeps where none has dared to enter. They call it, "Dunharrow." the ranger named Aragorn said "This place so demoisterizes my ski-" The man covered the elf's mouth, "Silence, this place reeks of the dead.."he whispered. The ranger then neared the dwarf, crouching down whispering into his ear, "Gimli, status report." The dwarf licked his index finger and held it up in mid air, "We're about...10 meters underground..." then the dwarf spat and only to find it flying back into his face, "The wind is coming from THAT way! Humidity is...very dry...temperature...very cold.." The ranger patted the dwarf on the back as they continued into the kunown. After half an hour, they found themselves standing in a chamber, surrounded by large carved stones. And suddenly people slowly appeared. All armored, and all fleshless, besides the king, he had a bit of flesh hanging off his nose. "I smell...living people!" Aragorn held the blade that's twice his height and swung it so it rests on the king's neck. "Well shit it's the heir of the king, what do you want of us?" The dead king said. "I want you and your...dead...to fight for me. What say you!?" Aragorn pointed his sword towards a dead soldier. "Actually I have a wife and kid and I worked real hard to get them in my life..I don't want to die yet...well again..." The soldier replied. Aragorn swung his blade and the soldier died, fading away slowly. "WHAT SAY YOU!? YOU! what have you done!?" Aragorn pointd his sword to another person, "Oh, me and afew buddies have done a christmas carrol, being the ghost of christmas pass, present and future. But besides that...nothing really.." The ghost found his death soon after. "Can none of you fight!?" Aragorn cried. "Wait a second...that sword...it can kill us can't it? w00t!!!" The horde of spirits dog pilled over Aragorn while Gimli and Legolas slowly inched away. The spirits pulled his blade out of his hands and they all began killing each other. Everybody rested after than, peacefully in their sleep.

[Bebbe]

lol ,, the best one i've herd for a long time

chEDIT : removed quotation

Edited by ched, 14 January 2006 - 04:33 PM.

[{IP}Gil-Galad]

Hahaha that one was good. (no need to quote it Bebbe)

[Bebbe]

ah sorry about that ,,
just woke up when i posted it

[LadyRhiea]

Somebody shoot that guy

[Kwen]

attack of the noobs, you should be the wielder of dorkish the noob slayer rhiea

[N19HtmAr3]

No, "Noob cleaver"... Gotta get it right...

[Kwen]

woopsy

[Bebbe]

*pushing the Guest over a cliff*

Now ,, Go take a lollipop and get out of here

[ched]

take it as a compliment Rhiea