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[the high dude]

Things to do with your AOL Disks.



At a restaurant, shove one under a wobbling table leg.

Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier).

Give them to young children play with.

Room dividers for hamsters.

Drink coasters.

Ice scraper.

Bathroom tile.

Air hockey puck.

Dog chew toy.

Pooper scooper.

Grill scraper.

Destroy them - smash, burn, or run over to relieve stress.

Light switch cover.

Chinese throwing stars.

Halloween treat.

Firewood.

Paper weights.

Incense burners (put stick in hole of disk hub and light the incense).

Put them on car windshields at the mall.

Hand them out as party favors.

House insulation.

Grind them up to make fake snow.

Hood ornament.

Give them as stocking stuffers.

Use them as elbow and knee pads.

Use them to decorate your aquarium and create Comp USA underwater.

Baby mobile. Fence (may need a few thousand).

[shenaniganz]

How am I supposed to do all that with AOL discs if I don't have any?

HOW DO YOU DO IT?!

[Cyclone7]

A grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says, "You have a drink called Doug?!"

[Cyclone7]

How do you fit 4 sorority girls on a single chair?


Turn it up-side down!

[Cyclone7]

How do you kill a blonde?


Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

[shenaniganz]

i like the sorority and grasshoper ones, im a little weary of blonde jokes, theyre not really funny to me anymore...

[Cyclone7]

Yeah I agree, it's the only blonde joke I like anyway.

[the high dude]

you might be a redneck if you met your wife at a family reunion

[Hostile]

How do you sink a Polish battleship?










Put it in water.

[Cyclone7]

What's long, hard and full of seamen......







....a submarine!

[the high dude]

Genie-
Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and President Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. "With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."


-Breathalizer-
Cop is sitting in the parking lot of a bar, waiting for some guy to come out and drive off drunk. Well, this one guy walks out, falling all over the place. He pulls out his keys, puts them in the car door, tries to unlock it, moves on to car after car doing this until he finally finds his car. He gets in, looks around for a couple of minutes, finally starts the car, backs up really fast, and drives off, swerving all over the place. That makes the cop's day, he chases down the guy, who pulls over. "What seems to be the problem, ociffer? I swear there's no blood in my alcohol!" The cop just laughs and asks the guy to step out and take a breathalizer test. The cop looks at the reading in amazement, and says to the guy, "Sir, I'm going to have to take you downtown, I believe my breathalizer's broken." The guy replies, "Well what do you mean, 'It's broken'?" The cop says, "Well, somehow my breathalizer is reading 0.00!" The guy calmly replies, "I'm not surprised, I'm a designated decoy."

[Destroyer]

those were great