Science beats magic. Because, y'know, it exists and is all provable and everything.
Picture War!
Started by crave22, Dec 31 2005 09:12 PM
1818 replies to this topic
#1721
Ash
-
- Undead
-
- 15,526 posts
Foxtrot Oscar.
- Location:England
- Projects:Robot Storm
- Keep calm and carry on.
Posted 22 August 2010 - 05:31 PM
Science beats magic. Because, y'know, it exists and is all provable and everything.
#1722
{IRS}Athos
-
- Members
-
- 4,008 posts
Non Sequitur
- Location:Classified.
- Projects:Ex-Advisor
- Resident Shakespearean.
Posted 22 August 2010 - 05:37 PM
*scientist eye-twitch*
Careful. This link is DANGEROUS. Do NOT click it. This one, however, is fine.
I had the meaning of life in my signature, but it exceeded the character limit.
#1723
Ash
-
- Undead
-
- 15,526 posts
Foxtrot Oscar.
- Location:England
- Projects:Robot Storm
- Keep calm and carry on.
Posted 22 August 2010 - 05:47 PM
"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTER....DAMMIT."
#1724
Pasidon
-
- Network Admins
-
- 9,126 posts
Splitting Hares
- Location:Indiana
- Projects:Writing Words With Letters
- I Help
- Division:Community
- Job:Community Admin
Posted 22 August 2010 - 06:52 PM
Portals of mass destruction...
#1725
Ash
-
- Undead
-
- 15,526 posts
Foxtrot Oscar.
- Location:England
- Projects:Robot Storm
- Keep calm and carry on.
Posted 22 August 2010 - 07:26 PM
My portal's better'n yours. Or: Are you sure you really want to be opening portals willy-nilly?
#1726
Taralom
-
- Project Team
-
- 1,519 posts
Self-proclaimed A**hole
- Location:Not here
- Projects:Turned to Writing
- I R GOOGL'd
Posted 22 August 2010 - 07:55 PM
You do understand that the heroes of Tamriel can close such a portal?
Man, I need to finish that game once
Edited by Taralom, 22 August 2010 - 07:56 PM.
If the above post offended you in any way,
please take note that, until further notice, I don't care, so get lost.
please take note that, until further notice, I don't care, so get lost.
#1727
Caspa
-
- Members
-
- 938 posts
title available
- Location:Sunderland
- Shine On, Lurk Moar
Posted 22 August 2010 - 08:23 PM
All such heroes become little more than sad, flat, fleshy pancakes after a trebuchet assault
Edited by Acrimonious, 22 August 2010 - 08:24 PM.
Hostile is a cunt.
Thought I'd have that here to save time.
Thought I'd have that here to save time.
#1728
Ash
-
- Undead
-
- 15,526 posts
Foxtrot Oscar.
- Location:England
- Projects:Robot Storm
- Keep calm and carry on.
Posted 23 August 2010 - 05:02 PM
Heavy cavalry rush in and turn your trebuchet crews into big fleshy kebab skewers.
#1729
Vortigern
-
- Division Leaders
-
- 4,654 posts
Sumquhat quisquis.
- Location:Oxfordshire, England.
- Projects:Workin'...
- ...like a workin' man do.
- Division:Role-Playing Games
- Job:Division Leader
Posted 23 August 2010 - 05:04 PM
The cavalry are themselves skewered by the pikemen.
I hope I am a good enough writer that some day dwarves kill me and drink my blood for wisdom.
#1730
Caspa
-
- Members
-
- 938 posts
title available
- Location:Sunderland
- Shine On, Lurk Moar
Posted 23 August 2010 - 05:31 PM
Just a shame the cavalry get their shit ruined by technological advances.
Hostile is a cunt.
Thought I'd have that here to save time.
Thought I'd have that here to save time.
#1731
Taralom
-
- Project Team
-
- 1,519 posts
Self-proclaimed A**hole
- Location:Not here
- Projects:Turned to Writing
- I R GOOGL'd
Posted 27 August 2010 - 01:12 AM
Goddamned deforestation decreases the habitat of your panda's, efficiently making them an extinct species! 
If the above post offended you in any way,
please take note that, until further notice, I don't care, so get lost.
please take note that, until further notice, I don't care, so get lost.
#1732
Allathar
-
- Project Team
-
- 2,752 posts
これを翻訳する
- Location:Netherlands
- Projects:RJ-RotWK
- Greedy capitalist and cynical bastard.
Posted 27 August 2010 - 10:20 AM
Greenpeace uses guerilla warfare on the lumbers, so they are eventually forced to retreat:
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP
#1733
Mathijs
-
- Network Leaders
-
- 13,756 posts
Post-modern Shaman
- Projects:Age of the Ring
- Division:Revora
- Job:Leader
Posted 27 August 2010 - 01:24 PM
Judging from their previous sailing-over-whaling-protesters, the Japanese would probably destroy Greenpeace on land, too.
Edited by Matias, 27 August 2010 - 01:24 PM.
No fuel left for the pilgrims
#1734
Allathar
-
- Project Team
-
- 2,752 posts
これを翻訳する
- Location:Netherlands
- Projects:RJ-RotWK
- Greedy capitalist and cynical bastard.
Posted 27 August 2010 - 07:34 PM
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP
#1735
Caspa
-
- Members
-
- 938 posts
title available
- Location:Sunderland
- Shine On, Lurk Moar
Posted 27 August 2010 - 10:36 PM
Fat man shall be fat no llonger
Hostile is a cunt.
Thought I'd have that here to save time.
Thought I'd have that here to save time.
#1736
Ash
-
- Undead
-
- 15,526 posts
Foxtrot Oscar.
- Location:England
- Projects:Robot Storm
- Keep calm and carry on.
Posted 28 August 2010 - 12:08 PM
A quack surgeon can really fuck up your day.
#1737
{IRS}Athos
-
- Members
-
- 4,008 posts
Non Sequitur
- Location:Classified.
- Projects:Ex-Advisor
- Resident Shakespearean.
Posted 30 August 2010 - 02:41 PM
Before you take the prescriptions, sign here and here and here and here.
Careful. This link is DANGEROUS. Do NOT click it. This one, however, is fine.
I had the meaning of life in my signature, but it exceeded the character limit.
#1738
Yarrum
-
- Project Team
-
- 461 posts
Kahuna
- Location:New York City
Posted 04 September 2010 - 07:24 PM
Water ruins paper!
Edited by Yarrum, 05 September 2010 - 03:54 PM.
KotW Beta Tester
#1739
Ash
-
- Undead
-
- 15,526 posts
Foxtrot Oscar.
- Location:England
- Projects:Robot Storm
- Keep calm and carry on.
#1740
dangerman1337
-
- Members
-
- 35 posts
- Location:Wirral, England, United Kingdom.
Posted 04 September 2010 - 07:47 PM
0 user(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users
