Close, but no cigar.
My buerocratic intusion allows me to dechipher what you wrote.
So. Basically. What you are saying, is that all I want to, is to be loved?
Here you go:
I, MCV, appologise to you, the administrators, staff, and members of Revora Forums, for having overused my buerocratic powers. I will from now on only use my buerocratic intusion on special occasions, or where applicable. I will after best ability try to regulate mysel after these regulations.
I, MCV, appologise to you, the administrators, staff, and members of Revora Forums, for having overused my buerocratic powers. I will from now on only use my buerocratic intusion on special occasions, or where applicable. I will after best ability try to regulate mysel after these regulations.
I, MCV, appologise to you, the administrators, staff, and members of Revora Forums, for having overused my buerocratic powers. I will from now on only use my buerocratic intusion on special occasions, or where applicable. I will after best ability try to regulate mysel after these regulations.
By the way
If you wonder what Paradox said, I have deciphered it:
Unto whomsoever elects by virtue of either free will (refer to section 193g), occupational necessity (section 199q), field-specificity (article AL-1); or lack thereof or thereover
I (Paradox)
shall be compelled by law on pain of significant legal penalty (including but not limited to ostracisation from communities in which the individual (hereafter nomenclatured as 'the Asshole' for purposes of brevity and clarity) has willingly partaken into);
Will punish MCV by
either a warning of up to 2100 words, humiliation and ridicule sentence of up to 5000 words
Flaming him
or sentenced to immediate cessation of mortal life-breath upon this earth, accompanied by relinquishment of domicilliaries; accomodations; condiments; condominiums et cetera, where applicable.
Or kill him.
In accordance with these regulations, exemption from the above ruling can be obtained from the claimant community in question (id est, the one which has been subject to the beaurocracy litigated on part of the Asshole (refer to article 1) in writing;
I will however not do that, if he writes
this written document must be confirmed and condoned by leading authorities of the beaurocratic department of the claimant community, namely the individuals most accomplished at the charge, and must also be ratified by all appropriate individuals to whom such ruling may affect.
Something I like.
Aformentioned exemptions must be obtained within 1 day of acceptance into the claimant community and within 48 hours before such complaint has been lodged in order to ascertain appropriate guidelines, parameters and legislations prior-enforced by the community, and to ensure no other negotiations with the Asshole have been entered into with regards to the incident and situation.
To stop him from whining, he must appologise within 1 day.
Should such negotations have been entered into, a ratification document must be submitted in triplicate along with valid passport and proof of age, residence, birth, death, citizenship and memberships to any communities (including libraries, video rental clubs, self-help meetings et cetera, as detailed in Article 94), marital status, residence (of any condominium; abode; accomodation; residential; caravan (whether static or motile) et cetera)
He must submit an appology that includes all his personal information three times
to the Board of Eternals, who shall upon receipt of such documents proceed to deliberate upon the legality of the complaint, and the appropriate standing of the Asshole.
To me, who will judge MCV
This is why I am so feasome.
