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Posted 22 May 2004 - 01:24 AM

With all the Evil Genei trying to dominate the world, we need a hero. Before we can have a hero, we need a Damsel in Distress for him to rescue - else there's no point in the hero saving the world.

What will your Damsel look like?
Post your Damsel in Distress here. Most lush win prizes.

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 01:00 PM

I think my faith was mis-placed.

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 01:04 PM

Yes you have directly asked people's mind filters to display their work..
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Posted 22 May 2004 - 01:57 PM

And you're off to a flying start :)

This is my damsel.
As with the majority of the hostage holding community within this particular field, I prefer to go with the favourite, locking-at-the-top-of-impenetrable-fortess-tower-guarded-by-enormous-fire-breathing-beasty-technique

It may sound a bit cliched, but when it comes down to it, is there ever a more suitable technique? Ok, so it can be a little on the pricey side, to feed Boris (the dragon), but then if it's a really good damsel, then you'll be getting that sorted with the sheer number of 'vallant heroes' who decide to come to the rescue, and inadvertantly feed your beasty for you :) , providing hours of endless entertainment.

When it comes to the keeping of your damsel, I find it hard to believe the sheer quantity of those who fail to treat their damsels correctly. Just like an prisoner of war, or similar such captive, a damsel is entitled to four hots and cot, as well as red cross visits. One's damsel should be kept in pristine condition at all times, as well as in comfort. Don't forget to provide them with entertainment in those long evening hours too!

Be warned of slightly less heroic, slightly smarter rescuers acting under the guise of red cross representative or travelling crossword book salesman. It happens ;)2


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Posted 22 May 2004 - 02:23 AM

You do realize the inevitable temptation to post... "questionable material" with a topic like this.
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Posted 22 May 2004 - 12:24 PM

After seeing the posts in the last topics, i have faith.

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 01:21 PM

I removed the offending image... spoil sports. :rolo:
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Posted 22 May 2004 - 03:14 PM

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 03:41 PM

Now, I can see why THAT one is in distress, bejeezuz.
Or is it you who is in distress Immo? *chortle* :)

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 06:36 PM

Had to change that image to a link, because it's soo bad.

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 06:43 PM

lmao :bangin:

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 10:00 AM

http://pictures.xenonic.com/jade.jpg
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Posted 23 May 2004 - 10:23 AM

O_o
Dood, you creep me out...
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Posted 23 May 2004 - 11:28 AM

hmm...i like the good ol classics!
Tied to a train-tracks by the evil Angry Scientist, wanting to turn her in a train  :D

I imagine her Blond, green-eyed, not too big boobs and not hairy (sweet Jes...err Jim Bob ;) not hairy!!!)...oh and takes a shower at least once a day (especially that!! :blink: )

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Later today when I'm on my computer I'll have to find some good damsel pictures ;)

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 03:07 PM

Haha, I can already figure what comes up if you google 'damsel in distress' :bangin:

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 05:32 PM

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bound and gagged the way every damsel in distress should be :blink:

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 06:59 PM

I knew it :blink:

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 07:01 PM

Could've been much worse :blink:

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 07:19 PM

:blink:
This is true.

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Posted 23 May 2004 - 07:43 PM

:blink:

And people complained about my first pic.
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