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[Beowulf]

And this is why America is superior: no chavs.

[Shine On]

Yeah, the Chav population spawned from America Its your culture that created them in the first place

j/k

[killakanz]

We must all work together to exterminate them across the world!! Liberation begins at home!!! Wipe them out!!!! SHOW NO MERCY!!!!!

[Ash]

I hate people from other countries who fail to take a bath on a regular basis.

Only people from OTHER countries? I'd say Americans are every bit as bad.

I hate people who walk into a retail location while talking on a cell phone and do thier entire transaction and walk out and NEVER end the call.

How do you think I feel when I'm on the checkout, and I'm trying to ask that dickfaced assmaster for the money?

I hate cell phones that ring loudly with obnotious ring tones while in a place of business.

Halo Theme.mp3 for me. If it's me ringing, at least you know I'm not one of those idiots Oh, and I'm Not Driving Anymore by Rob Dougan, depending who's ringing me.

I think I just hate cell phones to be honest. It's like a digital umbilical cord. Do I really NEED to be that accesible?

People forget cellphones have an offswitch

Yeah, the Chav population spawned from America Its your culture that created them in the first place

j/k

They actually did. America's 'gangsta', 'bling' and 'car modding' cultures spread over here like wildfire, and chavs are an incomplete rendition. They like gangsta-rap, but dress like morons. They like fake gold jewellery, Burberry, tracksuits and 'bling', and they love making their cars look like douches.


In fact, let me just add that I hate car modding. If you're willing to spend 10 grand doing up a 1 grand car, why not just buy an 11 grand car? More to the point, if you MUST do it up, don't add one of those stupid fart nozzle exhausts that everyone knows is a fart nozzle exhaust. Induction noise is easy to distinguish from fart nozzles to all but one who is deaf, blind, brain-dead and devoid of limbs. Besides, although it makes a noise, it's still a fucking shitty Vauxhall Corsa with its wanky wooden clutch, minimal acceleration and worthless top speeds.
And QUIT with the STUPID looking body kits, for fuck's sake! You make yourself look like you're driving a bucket of plastic.

Look:





I know which I'd rather have, between this dumbass bodykitted Corsa and an Aston that's actually built with that bodykit (note also that this Aston will be Bond's next car, can do over 200 and is the advancement of the DB9, and therefore is God's car)

To do up a car properly requires you to completely fit out the mechanics. A new engine, new brakes, tyres, gearbox and clutch. THEN you've done up your car. No need for the visual aids...everyone'll know your car's better because it'll go better.

BTW, further note to such morons that do this: Accelerating harshly IS NOT THE SAME AS GOING FASTER. I'm looking at YOU, Ali Going a hundred and ten miles an hour is much more impressive than getting to thirty faster than I do. Trust me, I've been there

All you chavs and your 2fast2furious attempts which are not even remotely good can just go fuck yourselves before driving your shitty Corsas off cliffs to rid us all of your dumbassery.


Other bitches of the day:

Old people seeing me waiting at a checkout to serve people saying: "Are you serving, love?"
No, actually, I'm in disguise. I don't even work here. I'm just stood here for the laugh.

Thud-thud music. Usually played by chavs with modded Corsas. It sounds shit. Turn it the fuck off. Get some proper music there. You don't look cool. You don't SOUND cool. You just make yourself look a complete and total dickbrain.

Advertisements. 'Nuff said. They're shit. There are so few good adverts I can even name them:
1) The old Rolo advert with the elephant.
2) The new Strongbow advert with the Roman legionary fancy dress guy and his legion.
3) The John Smiths advert for the Commonwealth Games (top bombing!)
4) The WKD advert with the fake wall over the lift door.
5) The old Carlsberg Export advert where the truckers were given free toys that were full of beads that looked like diamonds.
6) The old Hamlet cigar adverts. Most of those were class.
7) The Stella Artois advert where the prisoner twats the guard over the head to get some privacy in the tank.
8 ) The Stella Artois advert with the guy who got the plague who's given his last Stella...he coughs while everyone's cheering.
9) The Budweiser advert where the Americans try to reinvent football with 'added time multi-ball'.


There. That's it.

[chemical ali]

I want this so I can hit chavs off roads into the canal!

[Ash]

You probably couldn't outrun a chavvy Corsa in it...



Still, I hate when buses are late. I mean, I set out at 8am, and sometimes I can STILL be late for classes at 8.50, even though it should only be a twenty-minute drive to town if the traffic lights are green the whole way (which they never are - I have to go past a school...)

[Tree]

Brain Salad Surgery.

[chemical ali]

You probably couldn't outrun a chavvy Corsa in it...



Still, I hate when buses are late. I mean, I set out at 8am, and sometimes I can STILL be late for classes at 8.50, even though it should only be a twenty-minute drive to town if the traffic lights are green the whole way (which they never are - I have to go past a school...)

Yeah sure a 3.0 litre engine with superchip that couldnt outrun a 0.2 Nova

[Athena]

I don't like it when spam bots keep emailing me shit and every time again they get through the filter.

What I also don't like is that for my laptop from uni, I need to pay 107 euros for a new adapter, because the old one's cable broke because it's shit quality, a lot of students have had it happening. Most adapters from the brand's site were around 60 euros, but ours with not that great a quality, is 107 euros..

I also don't like it that our eldest dog just keeps barking and yelping, because he wants to be with our youngest dog but that's not allowed.

I really don't like to feel lonely.

I also don't like some other things, but I don't feel like describing them here.

[Ash]

Best advice for spambot: new email addy You don't need six, Blaat


I hate when old people stop dead right in front of you. I hate when people you don't even know suddenly start talking to you. I was working the other day, and this old hag with like three teeth came up to me and started telling me about this great special offer buy one get one free she'd found.

It was one of the few times I was glad for bells telling me to get on a checkout. Saved by the bell doesn't quite cut it. Normally I hate going on the tills, but to get away from that weird old crow was a blessing.

[Athena]

What's stopping them from getting my new emailaddress from my profile?
I don't know though where it is from, it's always this same email written slightly differently, in gibberish that's supposed to be considered English.

[Ash]

You needn't put up the new one. You already have one private email...you can just throw the public ones into severe disuse.

My email addy's been up for months and the only spam I get is from ebay and play.com which are two sites i've signed up for anyway...

On my old hotmail addresses, I used to get everything from 'free pr0n network here' to 'please fuck me senseless' to 'enlarge your breast size by 2 cups!'

But now I get nothing

[chemical ali]

Yeah I used to get a load of french porn ones.....

[Athena]

@ Ash
I use the one in my profile to register for all the sites that need an email register, to get less spam on my private one . My private one was originally for people who knew me in real life, I don't want any spam on it (have had it times ago though).

I just wish this one bloody spam bot thingy whatever would stop emailing this shit. It's really that only one that bothers me. .. that said.. I think my private email has had emails from it as well, on rarer occasion though.

I just don't see why they do it, there is no point in it. And at least if you're trying to get something done, do write it in normal comprehensible English thankyou.

I've had crap like you mention too, I used the Hotmail block list for my private one it was I think (don't know if it still exists, was two years ago or something), until it claimed I couldn't block any more addresses.

You have gmail though Ash, they block more. Seems they also get more though :S. I get spam in my gmail inbox while my gmail address is not displayed nor filled in anywhere on the web.

There's worser things than those spam emails though.

[Az3r^]

only spam i seem to get is from "rolex watches etc, " and drugs prescription crap, windows live mail, seems to be alright for me

[Paladin58]

Then I must be getting your spam mail, Azer^. All of a sudden, the spam mail hs kicked into overdrive for me.

[Jeeves]

I get about 7 spam emails a day, all the same.

Edited by Jeeves, 19 May 2006 - 02:11 AM.

[killakanz]

Just thought you might like to know, some chav rolled his corsa on the main road to my college this morning. They had to cut the roof off to get him out.
I'd bet his mobile was latched to his ear at the time too.

[wilmet]

OMG THATS TERRIBLE ... he could have damaged the tarmac

[Shine On]

Another thing that really pisses me off is Postmen! They deliver the mail at obscure times but not only that they don't bother to ring the doorbell (if you have a large about of mail which includes packages) they just cram it all into your postbox, or just leave it on top...

Plus if you try and talk to them you'd be lucky to get a grunt