Skipping class
#1
Posted 12 May 2006 - 01:46 AM
Earlier I was late for a math lecture, and didn't have an excuse. It turned out I didn't need one, but its useful to have something ready.
Spent half the time in the elevator, but we (I was not alone) got busted. Busted, for riding the elevator. WTF! Some people who'd gotten off returned after 5 mins and said "You still here?" only thing I could think of was "Beats class..." Then my company needed a smoke so we went outside, where we were passed AGAIN! "Not in the elevator?" "Needed some air." Busted for riding an elevator. Never saw that one comming
The reason we were in the elevator is someone was complaining about the stairs, so when we reached the top, I said "If you hate stairs, lets takes the elevator!" so we went down. Then up. Then stayed.
And the reason I'm writing this is I'm bored and waiting for their class to finish so we can go have coffee, but I was wondering if:
a) anyone had a good excuse for skipping class.
b) anyone had been busted doing something weird.
c) did I nearly get away without saying "Pie"?
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#2
Posted 12 May 2006 - 01:56 AM
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#4
Posted 12 May 2006 - 02:44 AM
Excuses are still useful sometimes, like if you're trying to get an extention
My best excuse in highschool was "I left my excuse in the libary" at which you walk past the teacher while shes doubletaking.
Edited by Jeeves, 12 May 2006 - 02:45 AM.
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#5
Posted 12 May 2006 - 06:01 AM
At university they usually don't care if you miss hearing or working classes. They do care if you miss the practicals for chemistry. If you miss even some of those days.. try again next year. Which sucks imo, because if there's anything I'd WANT to miss, it's that . If you're going to be ill or unavailable one of those days, you must phone the practical leader else you're in shit. Even if you're 5mins late most practical assistents complain about it. Missing one day might not be too bad, though you'll have a lack for time for your experiment(s).
#7
Posted 12 May 2006 - 10:41 AM
Tell them you have an overwhelming elevator fetish. You like pressing all the right buttons.
ROFLMAO, when I get home and can access My controls, I am SO quoting that bastard.
Best excuse? "Schoolwork is left at school, therefore homework should be left at home."
Got me out of one or two...there's no real counter-argument to such impeccable logic
#8
Posted 12 May 2006 - 02:44 PM
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#10
Posted 13 May 2006 - 06:14 AM
Don't get that anymore, and nobody even knows my age for sure. 90% of people at uni now think I'm 22
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#11
Posted 13 May 2006 - 07:36 AM
I'm round about middle-order in class age...however there ARE some people in my class who are like 19-20...and still at college. Odd.
I skipped RE (until I was withdrawn from it) at school, and always forged excuse notes for PE, and I've always skipped Key Skills this year. It's a complete fanwank...we learn nothing, do nothing, and it doesn't give us anything at all as a result. I did all the stuff last year but it wasn't submitted by my teacher, so I chalked fuck on it and never went again.
Nobody's said a word, and I still get my £30-per-week EMA every week
#12
Posted 13 May 2006 - 07:39 AM
#13
Posted 13 May 2006 - 09:21 AM
Edited by Matias, 13 May 2006 - 09:22 AM.
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#15
Posted 13 May 2006 - 12:15 PM
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#16
Posted 13 May 2006 - 03:15 PM
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I'm round about middle-order in class age...however there ARE some people in my class who are like 19-20...and still at college. Odd.
I skipped RE (until I was withdrawn from it) at school, and always forged excuse notes for PE, and I've always skipped Key Skills this year. It's a complete fanwank...we learn nothing, do nothing, and it doesn't give us anything at all as a result. I did all the stuff last year but it wasn't submitted by my teacher, so I chalked fuck on it and never went again.
Nobody's said a word, and I still get my £30-per-week EMA every week
Key skills is the best lesson of the week, you always get a free and you get no work, we get loads of people coming into give talks.
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“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.”
"In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine." -Erwin Rommel
Economic Left/Right: 10.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.56
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Posted 13 May 2006 - 03:25 PM
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#18
Posted 13 May 2006 - 09:17 PM
@Ali: Yes. I always get a free. Because I don't fucking go I just go home instead (it's last thing Tuesday...I don't need to go)
#19
Posted 13 May 2006 - 11:47 PM
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#20
Posted 14 May 2006 - 11:58 AM
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