The Joke Thread
#1
Posted 05 May 2005 - 11:14 PM
In there sleevies.
Save the environment, use green text
Some Bullshit Somewhere
#3
Posted 05 May 2005 - 11:46 PM
Put it in water...
Save the environment, use green text
Some Bullshit Somewhere
#4 Guest_ImmoMan_*
Posted 05 May 2005 - 11:53 PM
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe, and another to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
LOL!
How do you get 4 elephants in a minibus?
Two in the front, two in the back.
#5
Posted 06 May 2005 - 05:38 AM
Although I don't get the one with the lightbulb.. oh well, never mind, the other ones were funny. Wish I could think of something myself, but I don't have a lot of time now, since I'll having driving lessons soon and after that my family and I are going to visit a city. Maybe tomorrow..
#6
Posted 06 May 2005 - 10:30 AM
"You write so small!"
- SoulReaver
#7
Posted 06 May 2005 - 04:30 PM
lol!
Although I don't get the one with the lightbulb.. oh well, never mind, the other ones were funny. Wish I could think of something myself, but I don't have a lot of time now, since I'll having driving lessons soon and after that my family and I are going to visit a city. Maybe tomorrow..
Women are not able to comprehend jokes, the sheer fact that you use a computer makes me wonder if you don't have a phallus hidden somewhere.
#8
Posted 06 May 2005 - 07:17 PM
Yeah right... I understand a lot of jokes. Not everything I find funny, but there's a lot I do find funny. But do not talk shit about woman not understanding jokes, that's a stereotype. I can easily enough say that someone with bad hair is stupid, just because I met one person who was. That doesn't make any sense, and I think we all know that.
Edited by Blaat85, 06 May 2005 - 07:20 PM.
#9
Posted 06 May 2005 - 07:29 PM
" if it takes me this long to find one ring, how do you expect me to find you one?"
#12
Posted 09 May 2005 - 04:17 PM
Counter...
Q: Why America don't want to attack North Korea ?
A: Cause they are too stupid to understand that there are weapons of mass destruction
You sir, are the most incredible idiot I've ever seen.
#13
Posted 09 May 2005 - 05:18 PM
#16
Posted 09 May 2005 - 06:29 PM
Obviously since you care there are gonna be more polish jokes posted just so you get pissed off.
ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I)
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
#18
Posted 09 May 2005 - 06:46 PM
Of everything on this thread, Blaat's comeback against Koma was the funniest thing. And it pwned him.
#20
Posted 09 May 2005 - 09:32 PM
ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I)
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
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