225 replies to this topic

[Hostile]

Where do the Polish keep their armies?
































In there sleevies.

[Komataguri]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?














































Two. One to hold the giraffe, and another to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

[Hostile]

How do you sink a polish battleship?






















Put it in water...

[Athena]

lol!
Although I don't get the one with the lightbulb.. oh well, never mind, the other ones were funny. Wish I could think of something myself, but I don't have a lot of time now, since I'll having driving lessons soon and after that my family and I are going to visit a city. Maybe tomorrow..

[ComradeJ]

What does a blind man say when you give him sandpaper?








"You write so small!"

[Komataguri]

lol!
Although I don't get the one with the lightbulb.. oh well, never mind, the other ones were funny. Wish I could think of something myself, but I don't have a lot of time now, since I'll having driving lessons soon and after that my family and I are going to visit a city. Maybe tomorrow..

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Women are not able to comprehend jokes, the sheer fact that you use a computer makes me wonder if you don't have a phallus hidden somewhere.

[Athena]

In fact I do, it's bigger than yours .

Yeah right... I understand a lot of jokes. Not everything I find funny, but there's a lot I do find funny. But do not talk shit about woman not understanding jokes, that's a stereotype. I can easily enough say that someone with bad hair is stupid, just because I met one person who was. That doesn't make any sense, and I think we all know that.

Edited by Blaat85, 06 May 2005 - 07:20 PM.

[Shelob Riding Ringwraith]

what does the ringwraith say to mrs ringwraith when she wants to get married?

























" if it takes me this long to find one ring, how do you expect me to find you one?"

[Dethro]

Why do people die?































Because I make them....
Eheh..egheheheh....ehehehehehehehe.ehe.h.e.he.hehehe.h.e.heh *cough* *cough* *splutter* *wheeze*

[Martinoz]

Counter...
Q: Why America don't want to attack North Korea ?


















A: Cause they are too stupid to understand that there are weapons of mass destruction

Edited by Martin Killer PL, 09 May 2005 - 03:20 PM.

[Komataguri]

Counter...
Q: Why America don't want to attack North Korea ?


A: Cause they are too stupid to understand that there are weapons of mass destruction

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You sir, are the most incredible idiot I've ever seen.

[Tom]

Agreed. I didn't get the lightbulb one...

[Martinoz]

I can't see in Hostile's polish jokes too ,so I countered to it

[Speeder]

Uh-oh, I would prefer you all stop posting jokes about other nationalities As for you Hostile, we don't keep our armies in the sleevies nor get our battleships sunk just after placing them on water

[Blodo]

O M G. So what he posted a Polish joke. Why do you even care? No one even said a 'lol' at it so that should explain what other people think about it, but seriously go and pick a fight because of this

Obviously since you care there are gonna be more polish jokes posted just so you get pissed off.

[Speeder]

No, it was Martin who was pissed - the PATRIOT

[Ash]

Lol I actually thought Speeder was serious there. Shoulda used rolling-eyes

Of everything on this thread, Blaat's comeback against Koma was the funniest thing. And it pwned him.

[Martinoz]

Sorry for this but I have an allergy on this type of jokes...

[Blodo]

<goes to tell martin's weakness to radaral>