My wife is getting a brazilian wax job tomorrow and made a joke about me getting one. (OMG no way!) I said that's crazy, no guy would ever do that watch...I googled it. Wammo guys are actually getting thier ballz waxed.
Unbelievable...... http://www.montrealm...61004/hsg2.html
Can one only imagine such pain as this? Can the human mind even fathom such decadent pain. Hot wax spatulated on your "good 'ole boys"?
Waxing your ballz?
Started by Hostile, Jun 15 2006 10:47 PM
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Posted 15 June 2006 - 10:49 PM
I have a theory on the pain of hair pulling and it applies to pubic hair too.
After a certain level of pain, it doesn't get any more painful. Pull your hair firmly. Then pull it twice as hard. It doesn't really hurt anymore. You can pull your hair really hard indeed and it doesn't hurt anymore than pulling it a little bit.
After a certain level of pain, it doesn't get any more painful. Pull your hair firmly. Then pull it twice as hard. It doesn't really hurt anymore. You can pull your hair really hard indeed and it doesn't hurt anymore than pulling it a little bit.
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Posted 15 June 2006 - 10:50 PM
Dude, thats still gonna hurt 
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Posted 16 June 2006 - 06:11 AM
I don't have the idea why anyone would do that. Must be painful.
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Posted 16 June 2006 - 08:03 AM
Dude, thats still gonna hurt
I agree, I can't imagine the pain stops at a current moment, exspecially cause that's an Sensitive point to males.
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Posted 17 June 2006 - 12:13 AM
Jesus, I don't even want to think about it. *Cringes* Ouch.
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Posted 17 June 2006 - 01:08 AM
Ouch... just... ouch...
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Posted 17 June 2006 - 01:50 AM
One word: Overdone.
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Posted 17 June 2006 - 09:34 AM
Haha, what Kal said is actually true. Try it on your head. Now try this one:
Pull precisely three hairs on your head.
Now grab a whole clump of your hair and pull that.
The three hairs, I guarantee, hurt you more, even if you pulled them the same amount.
Tbh, given that Hostile's 30-odd with a wife, the fact he's never heard of 'Back, Sack and Crack' (Ohh, yes) waxing is quite odd to me
Though it's not the pain that really disturbs me about such a procedure. It's more the itching as it grows back...
Pull precisely three hairs on your head.
Now grab a whole clump of your hair and pull that.
The three hairs, I guarantee, hurt you more, even if you pulled them the same amount.
Tbh, given that Hostile's 30-odd with a wife, the fact he's never heard of 'Back, Sack and Crack' (Ohh, yes) waxing is quite odd to me
Though it's not the pain that really disturbs me about such a procedure. It's more the itching as it grows back...
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Posted 17 June 2006 - 11:24 AM
What I found most hilarious about that article was that "Yan" didn't want to provide his surname in fear of being recognised. I mean, how many friggin 23 year old, flight attendants called Yan living in Montreal are there?!
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Posted 18 June 2006 - 01:54 AM
lol, you made me laugh out loud...
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Posted 18 June 2006 - 10:06 PM
It could have been a false name. And I imagine the percentage of male flight attendants who wax themselves is *fairly* high.
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Posted 19 June 2006 - 02:27 AM
I do see the wisdom in that statement Kal.
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Posted 19 June 2006 - 10:50 AM
w00t and the waxer is a lady, you will probably get an erection if you are laying there with her hands touching your ballz.... first she uses warm wax and lays it on with her hands.. oh my god..
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Posted 19 June 2006 - 11:12 AM
omg man this turns to a storyline of a moive. dont wax there man, wax your back if u want to wax something, it will hurt like hell, just think if the wax thingy affects a nerve or smthg it`s bye bye :| dont risk
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Posted 19 June 2006 - 11:13 AM
I wont risk anything, I rather use a clean razorblade to shave than this.. 
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Posted 19 June 2006 - 03:16 PM
I trimmed by pubes once last summer by the request of a lady friend who had hers nicely fashioned sat through my history exam trying to scatch my balls. Advice leave your pubes alone.
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Posted 19 June 2006 - 03:23 PM
ouch.
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Posted 19 June 2006 - 03:24 PM
This conversation just got a helluva lot more uncomfortable... So, did anyone catch that game yesterday?
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