New found respect for Ea employees.
#1
Posted 17 June 2006 - 02:33 AM
My friend is lazy and made me get it. I go to the door and its the lady. She has a bag in her hand. She says since you guys were nice i would like you to have this out of my gratitude. I look in the bag and shit my pance. I was like thanks, but isnt this a little much. She says no big deal i work for them. i was like WAit! I said you got any info on Crysis. She laughed and said i would tell you, but i would have to kill you. In the bag contained 3 copies of Black, 3 copies of Black and white two, 3 copies of fiffa, 3 copies of world of ea games, and the god father. She said they were collecting dust anyway.
I thought they were all cold hearted.
#2
Posted 17 June 2006 - 03:21 AM
Paradox @ Ali - "And what the fuck would you know? Ever been? Oh no, sorry, your map says 'HERE BE DRAGONS' anywhere outside of your rock"
#3
Posted 17 June 2006 - 04:22 AM
ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I)
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
#4
Posted 17 June 2006 - 04:24 AM
#5
Posted 17 June 2006 - 05:39 AM
OLD SIG
When history witnesses a great change Razgriz reveals itself,
first as a dark demon. As a demon it uses it power to rain death upon the land,
and then it dies. However after a period of slumber Razgriz returns
As the demon sleeps, man turns on man.
Its own blood, and madness soon cover the earth.
From the depths of despair awaken the Razgriz.
Its raven wings ablaze in majestic light.
Amidst the eternal waves of time
From a ripple of change shall the storm rise
Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon
Behold the Razgriz, its wings of black sheath
The demon soars through the dark skies
Fear and Death trail its shadow beneath
Until Men united wield a hallowed sabre
In Final Reckoning, the beast is slain.
Razgriz intrerpretation
#6
Posted 17 June 2006 - 07:28 AM
#7
Posted 17 June 2006 - 01:06 PM
lucky you. At least we know that some EA employees are good..
Maybe they are 100% bugged, throw them in your fireplace if you have the, EA made them anyway.
#8
Posted 17 June 2006 - 02:18 PM
"Sorry, but I don't have a PS2 or a PC."
#10
Posted 18 June 2006 - 12:39 AM
i thought it was run by a bunch of AI with the intelligence of Nexus
Paradox @ Ali - "And what the fuck would you know? Ever been? Oh no, sorry, your map says 'HERE BE DRAGONS' anywhere outside of your rock"
#11
Posted 18 June 2006 - 08:43 AM
#13
Posted 18 June 2006 - 09:45 AM
but yeah sell the most by taking over 90% of the industry = make most cash = look better than everyone
Paradox @ Ali - "And what the fuck would you know? Ever been? Oh no, sorry, your map says 'HERE BE DRAGONS' anywhere outside of your rock"
#14
Posted 18 June 2006 - 10:00 AM
#15
Posted 18 June 2006 - 10:41 AM
OLD SIG
When history witnesses a great change Razgriz reveals itself,
first as a dark demon. As a demon it uses it power to rain death upon the land,
and then it dies. However after a period of slumber Razgriz returns
As the demon sleeps, man turns on man.
Its own blood, and madness soon cover the earth.
From the depths of despair awaken the Razgriz.
Its raven wings ablaze in majestic light.
Amidst the eternal waves of time
From a ripple of change shall the storm rise
Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon
Behold the Razgriz, its wings of black sheath
The demon soars through the dark skies
Fear and Death trail its shadow beneath
Until Men united wield a hallowed sabre
In Final Reckoning, the beast is slain.
Razgriz intrerpretation
#16
Posted 18 June 2006 - 10:56 PM
#18
Posted 19 June 2006 - 08:48 AM
#19
Posted 19 June 2006 - 11:17 AM
#20
Posted 24 June 2006 - 03:03 AM
When Destroyer and I were wee little 8th graders, we both wrote letters to EA... I don't know what he asked them, but I told them I wanted to work for them when I grew up (which I still haven't done, and therefore I no longer want to work for them, but that's another story). Neither one of us received a reply, so I just assumed that there weren't actually any people there.
Should I be happy to know that EA is actually operated by human beings, or depressed because I was ignored as a child?
Lol?
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