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#1 Comrade Kal

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Posted 30 July 2006 - 02:42 PM

So picture the scene. You're fed up with the system fucking you over and you decide to end it all.

How do you go out in a blaze of gliry against the system that made you do it?
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Posted 30 July 2006 - 10:10 PM

This was inspired by the "Man destroys town with armored bulldozer" thread, huh?


What would I do? I might be unoriginal and do the same thing as that guy, because as far as I can tell what he did was pretty much perfect. He destroyed what those who ruined his life invested their lives in, and the cops couldn't do anything but watch him.


Of course, I probably wouldn't be able to get a hold of a bulldozer and cover it in concrete or whatever he did. Me, I'd make some homemade explosives and timers and set them up in the dead of the night wherever I thought they should go, making sure they'd all explode around the same time. I'd then strap some of these explosives to myself and blow myself up on the front step of whoever wronged me the most.



Basically I'd destroy as much as I could before going "boom" myself.

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Posted 30 July 2006 - 11:01 PM

Kal, if this is serious, you're a fucking moron. ;)

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Posted 30 July 2006 - 11:04 PM

I'd call the whitehouse and say "I think I can see nukes flying over from Europe, Washington, Russia and China!"
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 12:56 AM

Me...I wouldn't want to kill anybody.....I'd just want to cause alot of damage and get my name heard of. So, first of all, I'd call in a bomb threat to the place I wanted to destroy and get everyone out of it. Then, I would fly a plane full of explosives into the place that ruined my life the most. (Yes I can fly a plane, and I'm assuming I would be able to somehow find a way to make explosives.)

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Posted 31 July 2006 - 01:41 AM

I would set up bombs at all the places that wronged me and have them completely destory them all then the one that wronged me the most I'd Kamakaze and destory it aswell.

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Posted 31 July 2006 - 03:45 AM

Explosives can pretty much be made with many normal household items. Same with napalm. Even plastic.

Blowing up buildings is for sissies. If I had nothing to lose, I'd go to America, accumulate 10 billion dollars somehow, then crash the entire wall street with it. The whole capitalist world would fall on it's knees.

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Posted 31 July 2006 - 04:39 AM

You'd need more than 10 billion to do that. You'd better spend that 10 billion in developing a way to create elctro magnetic pulses that fries circuitry worldwide.

They can't be that expensive to make. If you could pop just one mag-pulse bomb in New York and wipe out 95% of circuit boards. Oh my, riots, looting, mass murders.

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Posted 31 July 2006 - 12:33 PM

Even though I am a quasi-socialist, I will have to admit that this capitalist system has been quite good to me (even though my parents aren't CEO's or business operators), and, although I don't really support this system, I wouldn't really have any reason to lash out against it.

#10 Comrade Kal

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Posted 31 July 2006 - 03:51 PM

Kal, if this is serious, you're a fucking moron. :p


Please stop posting after every post I make and calling me something preceded with the word 'fucking'.
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 05:16 PM

You'd need more than 10 billion to do that. You'd better spend that 10 billion in developing a way to create elctro magnetic pulses that fries circuitry worldwide.

They can't be that expensive to make. If you could pop just one mag-pulse bomb in New York and wipe out 95% of circuit boards. Oh my, riots, looting, mass murders.

Power source? Existing hijacked power transformers.


Or I could evaporate the gold in fort Knox and a few more gold deposits with a small tactical nuke, and watch the dollar plummet, taking most of the world with it because of the resulting power shift. Imagine the anarchy.

There are corporations that are worth more than entire countries BTW, and I'm not talking third world - I am talking european. Maybe I overexagerated on these 10 billion, but 200 billion could do seeing as the national worth of Poland is about 240 billion AFAIK, and there are corporations worth more than that. And then you have Microsoft who is worth twice as much. Take a scenario when Microsoft releases all of it's stock into the market. They sell everything. They ruin themselves, and a nice portion of the world along with them because of the resulting panic, and the world faces yet another great depression, probably followed by a dozen revolutions and a legitimate (e.g. not corporate devised and controlled) world war erupts. Yet another scheme for anarchy, I'd say.

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Posted 31 July 2006 - 09:50 PM

Please stop posting after every post I make and calling me something preceded with the word 'fucking'.

Stop being an idiot and I'll stop. Until then, I'll keep at it because, quite frankly, you really are a moron if you think this is the uberleet solution to your pr0bl3ms. Also, I need to emphasize how stupid you really are. Hence, I use the word 'fucking'.

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#13 Comrade Kal

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Posted 31 July 2006 - 10:12 PM

Yeah. Because obviously I was suggesting people actually go out and do this. That's QUITE CLEARLY what I was hoping everyone would do. It's a hypothetical situation, cockface.
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 10:25 PM

I was under the impression this is a what if joke thread...unless I was wrong.

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Posted 31 July 2006 - 10:27 PM

With Kal, I can never tell what's serious and what isn't. Either way, this is still stupid.

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#16 Comrade Kal

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Posted 31 July 2006 - 10:32 PM

With Kal, I can never tell what's serious and what isn't.


That's because you're a big stupidface.
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 10:42 PM

No, it's because you're a big stupidface. :umad:
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 11:02 PM

Unleashed the genie from the bottle, now all the people of the world with large faces will rally and state just because they have large faces, that they are not stupid.

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