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[Ash]

>Go back to the laptop and see how that game is doing.

[ihateharriers]

When you go back and check to see how the game is doing, you notice that the computer has frozen due the stability issues inherant with an OS named windows. when you go to remove the battery pack, you notice a flying squirrel has decided to go ahead and chew on that very same battery pack, and upon noticing you it sits and stares as though it is waiting for you to say something.

>Enter Command

Edited by ihateharriers, 15 August 2006 - 01:21 PM.

[Pyth]

>talk to squirell

"Are yo ua mutant fro mthat nuclear war I started?"

[Shine On]

The Squirrel scampers down and stops just in front of you, and it looks up as its eyes start to glow green. Its opens its mouth and shows its blood ridden fangs and then lets out a horrible scream.

> Enter Command

[Centric Founder and Owner]

pee In squirell's mouth
>Enter command

Edited by Centric Founder and Owner, 16 August 2006 - 10:04 AM.

[MCV]

You quickly drop down your trousers, and pee into the squirrel's mouth.
OUCH!
I guess you know what happned now...

[Shine On]

> Use Swiss Army Knife on Squirrel

[ihateharriers]

Just before your Swiss Army Knife guts the flying squirrel, a voice pops into your head - "Wait!" it says. You must of subconsiously stopped the knife because it is now trembling in your hand millimeters in front of the creature's belly. You hear the voice again:

"I apoligize for scaring and attacking you in such a crude manner, but i have not seen another living creature in this dimension for many eons now. You see, I am the physical representation of a being close to what your kind would call God - I know all of the secrets of the universe and can destroy life at will, but because of your, errrm, lower status in the universe, there is only one way in which i can explain this to you. The universe is governed by powers that the mathematics of human civilization will discover. These powers are Chance and Destiny, or at least these are the best examples i can use to expain to you. They act together on an equal basis, almost working off of one another - chance plays a part in destiny, and destiny plays a part in chance. Let's take me, for example - it was by chance that I was granted these powers and my own dimension and my destiny to live alone with just and old laptop for entertainment so that i may comtemplate the concepts of the universe, and only by fufulling my destiny have i had a chance of not being quite so alone. You have, by chance, not only ended up here but in doing so have fulfilled my destiny by giving me companionship. That door over there is what you think is your ticket back to the real world, but in reality, that door will lead you to wherever chance may have it, which thus leads me to believe that you are here and have met me as part of destiny that you have not yet fulfuilled. You may call me Brat, as odd as it seems, but it will make more sense one day i'm sure, and i will be companion and guide on your great journey through the universe to fulfill your destiny and return home, or you can take your chances and walk through that door over there. But keep keep in mind that by walking through that door, you are taking the chance of ending up in a place that is more than the equivalent of the place your religions call Hell, and you will be there alone, without a companion that, as i may reiterate, has what you would call god like powers."

>Enter Command

[Ash]

Say: "That was a lot to take in. Now condense that monologue to maybe...ten words."




(( ))

[MCV]

The squirrel mumbles "Silly non-omnipotent being..." then says:
"You got a quest. I can help you. Without my help you will get no help if you walk through that door. The door leads anywhere, including Hell."
"Understood that?"

[Paladin58]

>Say "Wait, but isn't the whole "omnipotence" thing a paradox of itself?"

OOC: Now the character's an atheist, because he talked about the "omnipotence paradox". Plot twist!

[MCV]

"Actually not. If you carefully read the different beliefs of Omnipotence, it is very possible. Wikipedia has an article on the subject."

"Besides, if I am cappable of through normal speech for the individual that is me completely confuse you while being interepreted as a squirrel, why is the philosophical idea of the omnipotence paradox so very important?"

>Enter command.

Edited by MCV, 16 August 2006 - 04:16 PM.

[Pyth]

>"Whatever. If you're omnipotent, can you, you know, heal my... injuries?"

[Ash]

>Offer acorn.

[ihateharriers]

Acorn graciously accepted - injuries healed.

>Enter Command

[Shine On]

> Say "Ok i won't gut you and use your hide as a small bag. But what do you suggest i do?"

[ihateharriers]

Brat replies:

"We have two options: Go throught the doors and see where it takes us, or see if we can find the Portal in this dimension - i believe that it is in a location nearby that i visited one night. It's up to you."

>Enter Command

[Shine On]

OC: For fear of this thread dieing, i shall now post

> Take a risk and jump through the door

[Elerium]

You jump through the door, and on the other end, you appear to be back on Earth, however, it is all not what it seems. You look around, the sky is gray. Buildings, malls and other structures are in ruins, and the ground is charred dust. Just as you are curious and shocked as to what happened Brat says 'It appears that we have been thrown into an alternate reality of Earth. It may not be wise to stick around for too long, but hey, at least it isn't hell with all the brimstone and trimmings. The Genie got you home alright, but as you can see, its definately the wrong home where you came from.'

Immediately from a far distance on the horizon you can see two large forms, presumably air battleships, robust in form duking it out with energy weapons from afar.

>Enter Command.

Edited by Elerium, 21 August 2006 - 12:39 PM.

[Pastinator]

Ask brat what to do