Doctor: 1 Me: 0
#1
Posted 21 August 2006 - 09:52 PM
Then my mum comes up with the idea of going to the doctors to get a sick note. I should still get paid, and nobody will think I'm taking the piss. So I say: Hm ok sounds like a good idea.
So we use the old ear infection trick, coupled with the usual stomach bug.
It worked. I got a sick note for two weeks. Trouble is, I also have to get my ears syringed at 10am tomorrow morning.
Moral of the story? If you're going to fake illness, fake it with something like a fucking bad back that can't be cured with something that sounds both gross and painful. Let's fucking hope it's only gross and is not painful. And that this two weeks had better be fucking worth it.
<_<
#2
Posted 21 August 2006 - 10:11 PM
Save the environment, use green text
Some Bullshit Somewhere
#3
Posted 21 August 2006 - 10:14 PM
Quotes
“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.”
"In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine." -Erwin Rommel
Economic Left/Right: 10.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.56
#4
Posted 21 August 2006 - 10:20 PM
I've never faked ill so I can't say. Plus, my mum's a medical doctor, she would've noticed anyway .
Good luck Ash .
#5
Posted 21 August 2006 - 10:42 PM
I always use the upset stomach one. It's not like they are gonna examine the contents of my #2.
Yeah, I shoulda gone with that. Or bad back.
Sure, I got my 2 weeks, but there's a sting in the ear tomorrow :(
#6
Posted 21 August 2006 - 11:05 PM
"A long sharp pointy needle being injected into your ear, probably highly painful and massively uncomfortable"
Sounds like the spam I see at Revora. Except its injectioned into my eye.
TBH, if someone came anywhere near my ear with a needle, I'd have to punch them repeatedly. PHD or not.
Save the environment, use green text
Some Bullshit Somewhere
#7
Posted 21 August 2006 - 11:21 PM
In other words, N-gage'd, mothafucka!
(If that didn't make sense, nevermind )
Margret Thatcher - Fenring's the one for me
#8
Posted 21 August 2006 - 11:42 PM
Not that it would help the starving children in Nairobi if you didn't go to the doctor though, he'd make his money somewhere else, and they'd still be starving.
Either way, it certainly does prove you right. I'm always a fan of a scratchy sounding voice over the telephone (Usually done by sticking my hands down my throat for a minute and then coughing profusely) and a bit of made up symptoms, that usually gets me out of the phone calls which come saying "Wait where are those files..."
I never decide to go to the doctor about it though!
#9
Posted 21 August 2006 - 11:46 PM
Quotes
“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.”
"In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine." -Erwin Rommel
Economic Left/Right: 10.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.56
#10
Posted 21 August 2006 - 11:52 PM
#11
Posted 23 August 2006 - 09:08 PM
Paradox @ Ali - "And what the fuck would you know? Ever been? Oh no, sorry, your map says 'HERE BE DRAGONS' anywhere outside of your rock"
#12
Posted 23 August 2006 - 11:07 PM
#13
Posted 24 August 2006 - 11:53 AM
Retired
#14
Posted 24 August 2006 - 12:13 PM
#15
Posted 24 August 2006 - 12:36 PM
#16
Posted 24 August 2006 - 01:20 PM
Congrats, mate!!
#17
Posted 24 August 2006 - 01:22 PM
At any rate, it's be hoped I dont have to go through with it, if this olive oil facade works
#18
Posted 24 August 2006 - 01:24 PM
Ummm.. when does an ear infection need to be taken care of with a needle
Ear Syringing isn't like an injection LOL. A syringe is used to squirt stuff (usually warm water or something) to flush the ear out.
#19
Posted 24 August 2006 - 01:35 PM
ihateharriers, that sounds really not nice :(. Good luck to you too.
#20
Posted 24 August 2006 - 01:38 PM
Congrats, mate!!
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