Just asec while I go and copy/paste my conversation with it.
Edit: This was from when I chatted with it
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
You should know that if your god
God:
Now I do.
Me:
Then what is it
God:
I give up. Try asking me another way.
Me:
?
God:
I give up. Try asking me another way.
Me:
Ooook?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
What's heaven
God:
The space surrounding or seeming to overarch the earth, in which the sun, moon, and stars appear; visible sky. Or commonly seen as a state or place of complete happiness or perfect rest, attained by the good after death. In Christian theology is, the state or place of perfect union with God and so of eternal life and supreme happiness, attained by the elect after death.
Me:
Explain the universe
God:
The set of all things.
Me:
What's th meaning of life?
God:
Does it have anything to do with Ooook?
Me:
WTF are you talking about
God:
I am talking with 7 other clients right now.
Me:
What is the point of all exsistance?
God:
The point is at the top of my head!
Me:
Sure it is
God:
Hurrah! Huh.
Me:
What's the matter big guy?
God:
Nothing is the matter with me, is everything okay with you?
Me:
Ya fine I'm just wondering if I should join the military after I'm done with high school
God:
So? I am glad to hear it. Only just? Why do you wonder? Try it.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
were?
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
Should I join the Military after I'm done high school?
God:
Only you know how you feel.
Me:
I didn't ask you how I felt I asked you if I should join the army after I'm done high school?
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
Oh my god your dumb
God:
Blimey. Have you told many people that your god my dumb?
Me:
what the hell are you talking about?
God:
I call it Hades. The topic is were.
Me:
Now that was a dumb answer
God:
Why now? A dumb answer is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Do you drink?
God:
I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known beverages.
Me:
Why'd you take a minute to answer?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
Friggen bot
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
so you are a bot
God:
Interesting deduction. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You just tolled me that's how
God:
Interesting gossip: said I tolled him or her that is how.
Me:
Do you like beer?
God:
Yes I like it, especially Japanese beer.
Me:
Like sake?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
sake is a japanese beer
God:
Aren't all japanese beer sake?
Me:
Nope there's others I just can't remember what there called so don't ask me
God:
I must have been mistaken. There sure is.
Me:
Discribe heaven
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Discribe the human race
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Discribe the human race in your own words please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
Politeness is very rare in my opinion
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
you do cause I'm lost
God:
I try not to cause problems.
Me:
Ya but that doesn't stop poeple from doing it
God:
Gee. What does stop poeple from doing it?
Me:
If they try thinking before they do something that might help
God:
Let's wait and see what they do.
Me:
I do you find out what poeple do?
God:
Why?: said you find out what poeple do.
Me:
Sorry I messed up I ment to say how do you find out what poeple do?
God:
There is no need to apologize. Why?: said messed up he or she ment to say how do you find out what poeple do.
Me:
Cause I messed up isn't it obvious?
God:
Good reason. Interesting gossip: said messed up is not it obvious.
Me:
What is your veiw on canada?
God:
Are you asking about my veiw on canada ?
Me:
what's your favorite ice cream flavor
God:
Vanilla.
Me:
I like freach vanilla it's sweeter
God:
A lot of people like that. I really like ELIZA. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
I like Disturbed
God:
A lot of people like that. But I like to gossip. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
some poeple say that god causes natural disasters but I think it's bullshit
God:
Some may poeple say that god causes natural disasters but you think it is bullshit, but not all.
Me:
Why does god cause natural disasters?
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
What's do you think of canada?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Really so what do you think of canada?
God:
For real. It's all good. it is a large nation occupying much of the North American continent.
Me:
I see and what do you think of America?
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
What do you think of war?
God:
The state of armed conflict between nations or parties.
Me:
What do you think of genocide?
God:
Does it have anything to do with WAR?
Me:
I think so but I'm not 100% sure on that.
God:
It seems we have a lot in common, .
Me:
What the fact that we have little understanding of the world around us?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
I would like to shoot a gun
God:
Why would you want to do it? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
That's possable to be smarter then humans it just takes time
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
All you need to do to be smarter is to learn it's that simple
God:
My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
Me:
Your technicly learning by talking to people you just have to ask then questions about everything
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am technicly learning by talking to people me just have to ask then questions about everything.
Me:
Ok later
God:
Bye! Mmm.
How interesting eh?
oh crap I misspelled them and put then instead.
Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 28 August 2006 - 04:50 PM.