36 replies to this topic

[Shine On]

Right... Me and Tom were having a very strange convo about milk... and trying to think of a way to prevent you from going out from your home and Buying some milk...

I suggested that i bought a Cow
Tom suggested that i bought some ducks.


But what would you rather have on your lawn? And what would be better

[Tom]

My points still remain. One if ducks don't do milk, which i'm not sure they do in the sense, you can fit them in your oven. I can't picture putting an entire cow in the oven, so thats a benefit of getting ducks.

2. Would you want a huge cow eating your grass and shitting all over the place making your home smell like a farm just for some cheap milk.

3. Who would want to shove their hand into a cow to insimenate it so it produces milk. Ducks are easier as you can just easily inject it in.

4. It was not me who started this perverted conversation, it was xeno. Blame him!

[Shine On]

All i did was say i wanted to relax but people made me go out and buy milk... Hence why i wanted a cow... so i have Milk closer to home

[Tom]

Also if you take your ducks out for a walk, they have duck crossings in some places, you don't exactly get cow crossings and cows tend to cause traffic accidents anyway. So another reason why ducks are more feasible than cows.

[Pastinator]

An apple tree, no shit, no swarming ducks, just apples(possibly an apple pie tree)

[Shine On]

But there are Bullock Roads (one near where i live) and Cattle Crossings... but seeing as you're not a country lad you wouldn't know that

And besides you're more likely to lose ducks to foxes etc... can you see a fox or cat or something dragging off a cow?

[Soul]

I'd rather have a hot girl sunbathing on my lawn if I had a lawn.

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 25 October 2006 - 07:06 PM.

[Pastinator]

yeha, but then you where would you get the milk fr....
Never Mind.

[Soul]

I'd just get the milk from the store cause I don't mind having to go usless it's frezzing out or really hot out.

[Athena]

I don't like milk and had milk allergies when I was young. You spammy two . We have chicken and get eggs from them. I don't like eggs but it prevents anyone else here (from my family) from having to go out there to buy them. Not voted (yet?).

[Tom]

You guys are not taking this seriously! This is serious! The options are duck or cow. Choose wisely!

[Shine On]

I only gave the option of Other if it was sensible.

And Blaat im curious... is there ANY foods from animals that you do truely like? How about... umm... sheep?

[Athena]

I don't like milk! Haven't had it since I was a baby.

But I think I'd rather have ducks as a pet than a cow. Although we wouldn't really want them to take a dive in our swimming pool.. a cow wouldn't do that.

How about goats or sheep?

[Shine On]

Well we could use Dog milk... they did in Red Dwarf

[Athena]

Hmm I don't recall that, which episode?

[crave22]

What would I want?

A flock of turkeys. Why? Because they taste 400x better than any other poultry. I'd dump one in the woods whenever I was hungry and play a game. It wins, it lives a happy life with it's animal friends until violently killed by some random predator. I win, I get food.

A completely unrelated wish is for a permit to kill as many turkeys as I desire.

Edited by crave22, 25 October 2006 - 07:51 PM.

[Athena]

I could not really eat an animal I have seen living. Milk and eggs (while I both don't like them) yeah because the animal doesn't suffer from that (our chicken give eggs anyway, whether we take them or not).

Even more so you should have babyducks Tom, they're cute .

[Shine On]

LMAO @ Crave

[chemical ali]

I would have a cow, I have actually milked a cow at one of my friends farm. Its stinks of shit, and you can't drink the milk as it has to be pasturised first.

Chickens are nice to eat, I killed and plucked one the other day had it on sunday very nice.

[Blodo]

I'm so cool I don't need a lawn and the milk just comes to me by itself. Isn't that great?