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Started by Shine On, Oct 25 2006 06:49 PM

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#21 Tom

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 10:49 PM

I'm so cool I don't need a lawn and the milk just comes to me by itself. Isn't that great?

God damn you dirty communists, everything given to you by the state! What if i wanted a cow in communism? If no one else has one, i wouldn't be able to get one! :) :p

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 10:55 PM

Xeno, you should get a mic, thats when the fun really begins :p

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 11:03 PM

I'd just take cow stem cells, send the signals for udder cells, and grow an udder in a petri dish. Much easier, and as long as it's locked up somewhere, no smell. :p

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 11:15 PM

God damn you dirty communists, everything given to you by the state! What if i wanted a cow in communism? If no one else has one, i wouldn't be able to get one! :) :p

Well of course, but at least you have the milk right? :p

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Posted 26 October 2006 - 02:28 AM

Well obviously no sane person would want ducks around them...
I live on a steep hillside of protected trees, so Cattle unsuitable...
I think I'd have to go with the girl, but I have no lawn...
And I don't like milk anyway...
Girl + rum > Duck + milk

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Posted 26 October 2006 - 10:00 AM

Well all i can say is that i appear to be winning Tom :) So much for "you don't appear to be arguing your case very well" :p

The ironic thing is that we have Duck for dinner tonight :p
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Posted 26 October 2006 - 11:13 AM

Pwnt :p

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Posted 26 October 2006 - 02:26 PM

I made the poll more accurate, there is obviously a problem with IPB and the polling system. :dry:

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Posted 26 October 2006 - 02:31 PM

oh dear Xeno is a nub 99% voted. lol
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Posted 26 October 2006 - 02:35 PM

:dry: You're just a poor loser Tom :D Its not everyday i get to pwn you XD
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Posted 26 October 2006 - 03:20 PM

Amen to those results. :dry:

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Posted 26 October 2006 - 10:40 PM

You're both right :D Ducks suck, and Xeno's not given the oppertunity :dry:
The cow pwnz0rz j00 both!

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Posted 30 October 2006 - 02:00 PM

My points still remain. One if ducks don't do milk, which i'm not sure they do in the sense, you can fit them in your oven. I can't picture putting an entire cow in the oven, so thats a benefit of getting ducks.

Have you never heard of 'steak', and 'sunday dinner'? You can cut the cow up and have about six or seven meals off the bastard!

:p All i did was say i wanted to relax but people made me go out and buy milk... Hence why i wanted a cow... so i have Milk closer to home :rolleyes:

Plus you never need a lawnmower :mellow:

I'd rather have a hot girl sunbathing on my lawn if I had a lawn.


yeha, but then you where would you get the milk fr....
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Well we could use Dog milk... they did in Red Dwarf :popcorn:

"Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk."
"Why?"
"No bugger'll drink it. Plus, when it's off it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh!"

And I do a good Holly impression, don't I? :shiftee:

A flock of turkeys. Why? Because they taste 400x better than any other poultry.

Whatever the fuck you ate, it wasn't fucking turkey.


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Posted 31 October 2006 - 09:38 PM

You haven't had wild turkey, my friend. Domesitcated tends to be shitty. :p
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Posted 02 November 2006 - 01:12 PM

Hunting with anything other than a pack of rabid dogs from horseback is illegal in this oh-so-civilised country of ours. Therefore chances are whatever was left of the turkey after it had been savaged would probably not be worth eating anyway.

See how well I turned this thread into a serious anti-hunting discussion? Wasn't that good? :lol:


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Posted 03 November 2006 - 09:55 AM

Ash you bastard!!! You can't get milk from Foxes!!! :lol:

But still i agree with you there Ash
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Posted 03 November 2006 - 10:47 AM

As do I, as in: Not ducks

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