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#1 Athgar

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Posted 13 April 2007 - 04:34 PM

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French far-right presidential candidate Jean-Marie Le Pen told a women's forum Thursday he was against making condoms freely available in schools -- advising young people to masturbate instead.

"For those who feel the urge, I suggest the 'manu militari', it's a much simpler method," Le Pen told the gathering organised by Elle magazine in Paris, and attended by all the main candidates in turn.


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Posted 13 April 2007 - 05:19 PM

They might as well begin freely giving away those nice magazines for that purpose instead of condoms... :p
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Posted 13 April 2007 - 05:51 PM

I have a solution: Kill all those under 20! Would be a way to use all those murderers that are now just soaking up the government cash in jail.

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Posted 13 April 2007 - 07:08 PM

LMAO, as if that wouldn't stop teenage pregnancies...any retard knows that those in long-term sexual partnerships will still masturbate it's a proven fact.

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Posted 14 April 2007 - 05:54 AM

Even if they're not free, condoms have to be the greatest investment ever.
However, I still like the idea of a good ol' culling. Young people and old people. And anyone who questions my judgement when deciding if someones young or old. And anyone who looks at me funny. And YOU!

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Posted 15 April 2007 - 07:12 PM

Anyone who ever looked at me funny. Anyone who ever said a bad word against me. Anyone who isn't me.

That'll do as far as a cull is concerned.

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Posted 15 April 2007 - 08:33 PM

lol paradox then you wont have any women around....but not like that affects you anyway :D
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Posted 16 April 2007 - 06:26 AM

He prefers the "manu militari" method :D
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Posted 16 April 2007 - 10:31 AM

Wait until December the 17th before you start the cull, i'm 20 then! :D

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Posted 16 April 2007 - 11:18 AM

What if the people still want a posh wank?
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Posted 17 April 2007 - 01:42 AM

lol, every teen aged male already masturbates, why does he think that given the opportunity to have real sex, they would say no and go jack off instead?
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Posted 17 April 2007 - 12:36 PM

Wow, this guy isn't even American
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Posted 17 April 2007 - 06:48 PM

nope. he's one of ours :p
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Posted 17 April 2007 - 07:00 PM

thats why i live in the netherlands and not france...
there was a politcial group who wanted to allow kids to ahve sex with older women.. so no more 18+ only... hmm id always liked to fuck jeneifer lopez^.^

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 07:09 PM

To be honest the real way to solve this problem is just to educate people like they do in holland. Just parents nowadays are too retarded to even consider it. "oh no my kid cannot learn about sex, its disguisting." Well then how the hell did you have a kid? Retards.

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 07:54 PM

Do any of you know who Jean Marie Le Pen is? He's the most insane French presidential candidate ever... and he's been running for the same office for the last four or five elections and has never really gotten a strong following except in some of those French nationalist holdouts like Saint-Gilles. The guy's a certified nutter and an open racist, against any sort of immigration from anywhere (Especially Morocco).
Also, I'm not saying this is a bad idea. Some of Le Pen's greatest foes concede that he's not totally nuts (But he is), and this is sort of another step out of the dark ages of Catholic damnation of human sexuality. Human sexuality is a fact, the Catholic Church has always condemned anything involving sex, and France has always had a huge Catholic following. Put the pieces together, religious doctrine + horny and stupid teenagers = rebellion + pregnancy.
It's not a bad idea, and it might give people a less warped view of human nature.
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Posted 17 April 2007 - 08:20 PM

Spence is right, French politics is very strange well much of Europe is odd as its either full of hard line socialists or crazy right wingers. Nicolas Sarkozy is just as bad as Le Pen, he was the man who managed to keep the French Riots going with his views on washing the mud with tractor cleaner, applying to the French Algerians and African immigrants.

I don't know with sex, I say just let them fuck like rabbits but don't expect the state to pay out when they are up the duff or their dick falls off.
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Posted 17 April 2007 - 08:33 PM

Sarkozy's a right wing nutter who is an anti-immigration racist who spent the last four years prosecuting anyone who immigrated into France ever. He's got a warped sense of morality, he's essentially a French Nazi, and, instead of Le Pen's crazy overt racism, Sarkozy decides to exhibit an interesting breed of closet racism, where he simply does racist things and never admits to being a racist (Like... Michael Chertoff).
And he's going to become President of France...
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Posted 18 April 2007 - 05:55 PM

:rolleyes: :thumbsupsmiley: at least tony blair just does what we tell him to do
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Posted 18 April 2007 - 06:54 PM

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