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[olli]

im sure the guy with the skull tat is a very nice person

maybe he works in an old peoples home, and he sits down and drinks tea with them often, having discusions about gardening.
but i bet the old people would be thinking thier having tea with death and hes come to take them away

[Ash]

Better that than the objectionable nurses who generally work in those places. Give me Death anyday.

[olli]

well, lucky for you, you wont be in an old persons home for at least 60-70 years! maybe it may of changed by then....

[Ash]

How optimistic of you

[olli]

How optimistic of you

well considering your about 18-22? right?
and you have had a health lifestlye of gamimg (im assuming you dont smoke,)
and although im sure you like to get pissed when going out, im also assuming that you arent an alcoholic....

i reckon you have at least another 60 years in ya lol

[Ash]

well considering your about 18-22? right?

I'm 19, yeah. But I was referring to this bit:

maybe it may of changed by then....

and you have had a health lifestlye of gamimg (im assuming you dont smoke,)
and although im sure you like to get pissed when going out, im also assuming that you arent an alcoholic....

Damn right I'm not alcoholic! Alcoholics go to meetings.


And God I hope I don't live to be 80. It means I would have to reminisce all the time. And smell of piss... :(


Although one of my Top 3 Most Preferable Ways to Die requires me to be 100...

[olli]

Alcoholics go to meetings.


And God I hope I don't live to be 80. It means I would have to reminisce all the time. And smell of piss... :(

lol that really did make me laugh for a while.

[Ash]

My work here is done...

[Sparrkie]

not to sure to tell you the truth, but it either that or the added smell of cheap ass perfume that they decided to bathe in that morning

[Ash]

That's because old people have worse sense of smell. They don't realise they've put it on until they can smell it. And since younger scent receptors are more sensitive it takes less chemical for a younger person to smell it...

Prolly similar goes for the piss smell. They don't realise they've peed themselves (perhaps incontinence?).

[olli]

well my nan never smells of piss or biscuits, and shes 75.

its just a common sterotype of old people .

Perhaps because of incontinence, or maybe because thier house smells of piss because of the toilet in the front room, for the people who cant walk.

Edited by olli, 09 July 2007 - 10:07 AM.

[Ash]

its just a common sterotype of old people .

It isn't a stereotype if it's true. Sure your nan might not but many old folks do.

maybe because thier house smells of piss because of the toilet in the front room, for the people who cant walk.

How many people do you know who have their toilet in their front room? o_0

[olli]

a lot of old people do, because they cant walk up the stairs.

its not actually a toilet plumbed into the mains, but a portable one, with a bucket underneth.

[Sparrkie]

it might explain why so many old people live in bungalow if they are unable to walk up the stairs or get a stair lift if they have the money and dont want to move out of their own house that they have lived in for years

[Jeeves]

Damn right I'm not alcoholic! Alcoholics go to meetings.

LMAO, guess I'm not one either then
I look forward to being old, and beating the cr*p out of young whippersnappers with my cane, until it breaks and I b*tch about them not making them like they used to, because back in my day...*trails out*