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#1 duke_Qa

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Posted 23 September 2007 - 12:46 PM

Christian Action figures

i just have to say, when i heard the voices on those dolls i was like "oh crap, i better start designing an atheist-action figure now".


not really a new religion-basher thread, but perhaps a "religious people using secular knowledge to spread their taint in new ways" thread.

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Posted 23 September 2007 - 03:18 PM

I was like "What the fuck?", I really don't know what to make of this.
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Posted 23 September 2007 - 07:01 PM

I want that Jesus...

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Posted 23 September 2007 - 09:20 PM

Brainwashing and rip-off combined in one simple toy. Neat.

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Posted 23 September 2007 - 09:33 PM

Absolutely fucking classic, I want a talking Jesus so my Action Man can kick his arse.

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It's official, when zealots make toys, the world die's a little inside. I just want to get my hands on a Mohammad action figure as well, set them both on fire, and whichever ones keeps talking the longest is the religion I am going to choose.

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Posted 24 September 2007 - 01:00 AM

I've seen Jesus action figures that are made as a joke, that stand right alongside the Nietzsche, Kafka, and Poe action figures...but this is something new.

Oh and everyone knows the real reason those toys wouldn't sell in New York: everyone in New York is Jewish! No but seriously. There's about as many Jews there as in Israel, if not more.
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 02:05 AM

Dudes! Old stuffs! There is a priest who sells t-shirts with his face in Poland. He also plans to sell vodka with his name on it. Try that for capitalistianity.

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Posted 25 September 2007 - 03:29 AM

What's the harm? I can't wait for the Muhammed doll. (it cuts the heads of the other little dolls) :D Pull a string on the back and it says " Smite the infidels!"

Coming soon, a little raghead doll with little plastic explosives attached to it's chest (plastic explosives, no pun intended) :sad:

Pull a string and the arms, legs, and head pops off. :grin:

Alittle Infidel doll. Push a button and it's head pops off! :xd:

Muslim dolls would be much more fun. A lady doll with a burka you can't remove! :)

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Posted 25 September 2007 - 06:38 PM

And a Jewish one with a giant nose and bags of money! Oh wait you can already buy those all over Eastern Europe.
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 07:27 PM

What about a George Bush doll?
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Posted 26 September 2007 - 01:33 PM

I want the satanic toys he was talking about.. The ones that glorify evil :D
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Posted 26 September 2007 - 03:19 PM

What about a George Bush doll?

Can you imagine how many funny sayings you could add?

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 10:34 PM

:)

Hostile... that is so politically incorrect i love it! (the muslim dolls)

that had me laugh out loud for a while... and Natus, i love your way of thinking! which ever doll is made of the better quality, that religion is the true path to enlightenment.


this is the REAL jesus action figure!


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Posted 30 September 2007 - 10:51 AM

let me tell ya an romanian thing:
when i was a kid,every day when i seeked a cop i shaked his hand.Now i show him only a finger...

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 01:57 AM

Moses doll, you pull a string: LET MY PEOPLE GO!

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 06:18 AM

This could turn into a really great bash ourselves thread.

European Politician doll: Pull the string and nothing happens.

America Citizen doll: Pull the string and it's waist expands.

Russian doll: Pull it's string and it falls over drunk.

Japanese doll: Pull the string and it denies even being in WWII.

African American doll: Pull the string and it walks real slow across the street.

Old People doll: Pull the string and it smells funny.

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 09:45 AM

Hehe :spam:

Muslim action figure: pull the string and it explodes :p I'd buy one... I'd by Muhammed too.

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 01:17 PM

USSR doll: Pull the string and it pulls everyone else's too.
American doll: Pull the string and it cuts all the others' strings.
Microsoft doll: Pull the string and the doll freezes up and turns blue.
Chinese doll: Pull the string and it starts denying any other dolls exist.
EA doll: Pull the string and another doll comes out, but then its head falls off.
Revora doll: Pull the string and the doll creates 100 more dolls and starts pulling their strings.
Myspace doll: Pull the string and the doll grows several extra heads and limbs, turns many different colours, but loses the ability to speak properly.
Linux doll: Pull the string and you get a command prompt.
Internet Explorer doll: Pull the string and a white background box appears around it, and its limbs rearrange themselves.
Firefox doll: Pull the string and it slowly starts growing hair until the whole room is full.
Christian doll: Pull the string and it starts beating any dolls that don't have strings.
Atheist doll: Pull the string and nothing happens, because it does not believe in strings.
Italian doll: Pull the string and several other dolls mysteriously disappear.
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Posted 22 November 2007 - 04:07 PM

Fascist Doll: Pull the string and none of the other dolls can say anything.
Antifa Doll: Pull the string and it burns your police toys.
Nihilist Doll: Pull the string and it denies your existence.
Adolescent Doll: Pull the string and it whines about you making it do stuff.

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Posted 22 November 2007 - 09:22 PM

Canadian doll: Pull the string and it smacks you with a hockey stick.
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