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#21 Hostile

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 12:22 AM

Jesus doll: pull the strong and it converts you.

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Posted 23 November 2007 - 01:09 PM

Pagan Doll: Pull the string, it gets killed or forcibly converted by the Christian or Muslim doll...

Edited by Kacen, 23 November 2007 - 01:12 PM.


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Posted 25 November 2007 - 12:00 AM

...only to re-emerge from under the bed once the child's grown up a bit and sold the Christian or Muslim doll at the yard sale :)

Catholic Priest Doll: Pull the string to reveal a switch on the front. This switch goes with the Choir Boy Doll Playset ™ !

Jehovah's Witness Doll: Pull the string and it goes over to the doll's house a-knockin'.

French Doll: Pull the string and the arms rise above its head.

German Doll: Pull the string and it will start attacking any French or Russian dolls.

English Doll: Pull the string and it will do whatever the fuck it does, diligently, until it finally knackers out, unloved. Then you'll pull its string again, you cruel, cruel bastard.

Australian Doll: Pull the string and strange growths will develop around its neck and arms. It will also begin to shout drunkenly.

Irish Doll: Pull the string, it'll either start hating on the Catholic Priest doll, or the English doll. However, above and beyond either of these, it has a particular disdain for Parachute Action Man.

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Posted 25 November 2007 - 12:16 AM

lol, these forums are amazing. We can go from singling out as Hostile as a racist pig who hates Muslims (http://forums.revora...showtopic=55141) to this thread where we think up toys based on racist stereotypes, all while staring hypocrisy in the face and laughing. Go figure :)
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Posted 25 November 2007 - 01:40 PM

Discrimination is allright if you discriminate everyone equally. Cause that kind of defeats the point of discrimination.
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#26 Ash

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Posted 25 November 2007 - 05:00 PM

That, and there's the old English adage. Everyone loves a racist joke, but no-one loves a racist.

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Posted 30 November 2007 - 06:54 AM

Health and Safety Doll: Pull the string and it berates you for not filling out a Risk Assessment for pulling its string.
New Labour Doll: Pull the string and it ruins your country.
Jeremy Clarkson Doll: Pull the string and it says "Speed. Speed. Speed." repeatedly. Occasionally interspersed with "This is fast!"

We should start the Revora Toy Company. We have some incredible ideas here :good:
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 10:16 AM

You forgot Jezza's catchphrase: "POWERRRRRR!!"

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Posted 30 November 2007 - 03:08 PM

Gordon Brown Doll: Death rays eminate from his eyes
David Cameron Doll: Utter middle class phrases in a street style e.g. Oh I say, good old joint I must say
Blair Doll: Just fucking dies.
Dick Cheney Doll: Slaps the G.W. Bush doll until it cries
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Posted 03 December 2007 - 05:35 PM

satanist doll - puts baby doll in microwave
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Posted 04 December 2007 - 01:02 AM

HEY! CROSSED THE LINE PASTI! NO ONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT SATANISTS WHILE I'M AROUND!
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Posted 04 December 2007 - 02:44 AM

HEY! CROSSED THE LINE PASTI! NO ONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT SATANISTS WHILE I'M AROUND!

Calm the fuck down man.
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#33 Cheshire Fox

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Posted 04 December 2007 - 02:59 AM

It was a joke...
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Posted 04 December 2007 - 03:24 AM

It was a joke...

And I was rolling along with it :sleep: .

Sarcasm is so hard to tell on the Internets, wouldn't you agree.

Edited by Soul, 04 December 2007 - 10:09 PM.

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#35 Cheshire Fox

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Posted 04 December 2007 - 09:51 PM

Oh...whoops...

Yes, very much so.
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