isnt this sacred either!?!
#21
Posted 23 November 2007 - 12:22 AM
Save the environment, use green text
Some Bullshit Somewhere
#22
Posted 23 November 2007 - 01:09 PM
Edited by Kacen, 23 November 2007 - 01:12 PM.
#23
Posted 25 November 2007 - 12:00 AM
Catholic Priest Doll: Pull the string to reveal a switch on the front. This switch goes with the Choir Boy Doll Playset !
Jehovah's Witness Doll: Pull the string and it goes over to the doll's house a-knockin'.
French Doll: Pull the string and the arms rise above its head.
German Doll: Pull the string and it will start attacking any French or Russian dolls.
English Doll: Pull the string and it will do whatever the fuck it does, diligently, until it finally knackers out, unloved. Then you'll pull its string again, you cruel, cruel bastard.
Australian Doll: Pull the string and strange growths will develop around its neck and arms. It will also begin to shout drunkenly.
Irish Doll: Pull the string, it'll either start hating on the Catholic Priest doll, or the English doll. However, above and beyond either of these, it has a particular disdain for Parachute Action Man.
#24
Posted 25 November 2007 - 12:16 AM
#26
Posted 25 November 2007 - 05:00 PM
#27
Posted 30 November 2007 - 06:54 AM
New Labour Doll: Pull the string and it ruins your country.
Jeremy Clarkson Doll: Pull the string and it says "Speed. Speed. Speed." repeatedly. Occasionally interspersed with "This is fast!"
We should start the Revora Toy Company. We have some incredible ideas here
#28
Posted 30 November 2007 - 10:16 AM
#29
Posted 30 November 2007 - 03:08 PM
David Cameron Doll: Utter middle class phrases in a street style e.g. Oh I say, good old joint I must say
Blair Doll: Just fucking dies.
Dick Cheney Doll: Slaps the G.W. Bush doll until it cries
Paddy Ashdown Doll: Drinks Guiness and shits itself in an effort to evade predators
Ken Livingston Doll: Inserts head into the anus of the dying Blair Doll
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#31
Posted 04 December 2007 - 01:02 AM
This is the place where all the junkies go, where time gets fast but everything gets slow.
I'll get to the moon if I have to crawl.
The problem with any government is that it eventually attracts politicians.
#32
Posted 04 December 2007 - 02:44 AM
Calm the fuck down man.HEY! CROSSED THE LINE PASTI! NO ONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT SATANISTS WHILE I'M AROUND!
Soul 2.4
Background process. Has something to do with some activity going on somewhere. Sorting junkmail, I think. No value or interest. Doesn't do much except hog resource.
#34
Posted 04 December 2007 - 03:24 AM
And I was rolling along with it .It was a joke...
Sarcasm is so hard to tell on the Internets, wouldn't you agree.
Edited by Soul, 04 December 2007 - 10:09 PM.
Soul 2.4
Background process. Has something to do with some activity going on somewhere. Sorting junkmail, I think. No value or interest. Doesn't do much except hog resource.
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