What the shit.
#22
Posted 16 May 2008 - 10:48 AM
Or Rocky.
Rocky doesn't count
Unless it's a kung fu movie.
Martial arts films can have plots, you know. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon as a classic example of a more modern film that's easy to get hold of has a pretty solid plot.
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 10:54 AM
#25
Posted 19 May 2008 - 03:16 AM
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#26
Posted 19 May 2008 - 03:20 AM
You'll always have books. There aren't enough people capable of writing in the US to ruin them.Yea, America's determined to kill the film industry, aren't you? First you killed food, then music, now this? When will it end?!? Can't you please leave us something to enjoy?
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#27
Posted 19 May 2008 - 09:46 AM
No fuel left for the pilgrims
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Posted 31 May 2008 - 03:27 PM
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#31
Posted 01 June 2008 - 12:49 AM
And yes, for those of us capable of writing, visual American culture is a complete disaster, and something that many of us feel should be destroyed at all costs before it ends all that is good about humankind. I'm not exaggerating.
Edited by Vortigern, 01 June 2008 - 12:51 AM.
#32
Posted 01 June 2008 - 02:35 AM
No fuel left for the pilgrims
#33
Posted 18 June 2008 - 03:09 AM
#34
Posted 18 June 2008 - 04:06 PM
There getting worse and worse, it's like their not even trying anymore.
Edited by Soul, 18 June 2008 - 04:06 PM.
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 04:55 PM
#36
Posted 18 June 2008 - 09:45 PM
I might be a degenerate furry, but I can still write a script.No!
No no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Saying stuff like that you clearly know FUCK ALL about certain members on this board.
If you were so stupid as to allow Fen to do ANY screenwriting, you'd wind up with a very sick cross between Bambi, Deepthroat and Freakshow.
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#37
Posted 19 June 2008 - 12:27 AM
Get it right, you're a degenerate hentai otaku. Or, has CodeCat... turned you?! (jk, CC)I might be a degenerate furry, but I can still write a script.No!
No no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Saying stuff like that you clearly know FUCK ALL about certain members on this board.
If you were so stupid as to allow Fen to do ANY screenwriting, you'd wind up with a very sick cross between Bambi, Deepthroat and Freakshow.
Anyway, the only thing that that idea of a movie wouldn't beat is Iron Man, so I'd recommend it. Especially if there was some Rocky Horror Picture Show mixed in...
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#38
Posted 19 June 2008 - 07:46 AM
Not only that, the things they make movies about are getting worse. It seems like some movies don't even have a plot anymore! One of the worst I was forced to watch was "The Devil Wears Prada," and it was only because my little sister wanted me to. I love her dearly, and because I do, I took her. Big mistake. Worst movie the girl ever saw. The Sims movie will probably be the same way. As I once played The Sims, I can say that there is no plot to anything save a few default families. Even then, who wants to hear about "Mortimer Goth" looking for his lost wife, (Goth is last name) "Bella Goth?" It all started after Star Wars: Episode 3, in my opinon. The Chronicles of Narnia were a big letdown, and I will only say I didn't hate them as they are based off of books that a friend of my god (not really ) J.R.R. Tolkien wrote.I'm glad I'm not the only noticing the lame quality of movies lately.
There getting worse and worse, it's like their not even trying anymore.
Edited by Crazy Intellectual Liberal, 20 June 2008 - 08:02 PM.
#39
Posted 19 June 2008 - 08:51 PM
No!get Beowulf to do most of the script-writing.
No no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Saying stuff like that you clearly know FUCK ALL about certain members on this board.
If you were so stupid as to allow Fen to do ANY screenwriting, you'd wind up with a very sick cross between Bambi, Deepthroat and Freakshow.
That's more or less the general theme I was hoping for, actually.
And yeah, I was disappointed with the Narnia film too. I have yet to find out whether Prince Caspian will be a massive let down too, but as it has Ben Barnes putting on a preposterous French accent for no apparent reason, I have every confidence it will be.
I can't wait for the Sims film, it's going to be the most disastrous piece of filmmaking of the 21st century, if not long before. Hey, d'you think they'll have no big stars involved because none of them look like what the characters look like? Or will it be animated? I don't really know anything about how they're going to do it....
#40
Posted 20 June 2008 - 12:52 AM
Another problem is the fact that filmmakers want to rake in more money by cutting out everything they can and advertising products in thier movies in order to rake in more money. In addition, with most americans from age 11-60 acting like total sex-addicts, they add some in just to get them to watch. In short, by cutting out all of the nessisary parts and replacing it with Advertisements, Sex, and Bad humor. All for the sake of being able to afford the hottest and most expensive hookers out on the streets of LA.
Lemme tell you this. If my book ever gets published, and some company wants to make it into a movie, they are doing it MY WAY. Not thier greedy, sex-addicted director's way...MY way! They will not kill MY book!
Edited by Folca the Hunter, 20 June 2008 - 12:54 AM.
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